five finger discount

ive been thinking about it alot lately and i should be stealing alot more things. i am 17 years old. do you know what they do to 17 year olds that they find stealing? they talk to you and stuff and then they call your parents. BIG FUCKING DEAL. my parents taught me how to steal when i was little so if i got caught they could just pretend to be mad at me. also regarding stealing i got scott carlson to send stza a myspace message. i would have sent him one myself but my myspace exploded. in this message i congratulated him on still living in c-squat and asked him if he still steals stuff or if hes ever actually killed a cop for sure. i hope he writes back. i forgot to tell all of you about my amazing senior prank. i ate this orange but like i peeled the whole orange in one peel. so i put the peel so it would look like a whole unpeeled orange. it didnt look that good. so i started asking people if they wanted a whole orange and this one guy was like yeah. he totally thought it was a full orange and tried to get at it so i yelled SENIORS 09 and OHHHHHHHNIIINNNNE and stuff like that at him. i had just eaten an orange so i spit orange juice at him too(on accident). what a great senior prank. i dont know if the senior class is only allowed one prank per year but if we are im sure people will be more than happy with my prank. today was stupid. i had like a test in every class. and know i have homework. ITS THE FUCKING WEEKEND. im about to have me some fun. not really. all i did was eat pizza and go on the computer. oh yeah i also listened to dillinger fours new album called civil war. it leaked. ive listened to it like 8 times. shit is so good. i was going to link the shit out of it but i cant find it. you gotta believe me that its good though. so yesterday i spelled that blog wrong. its really spelled www.jubertsblogreview.blogspot.com . that is the blog that kyle made to criticize my blog. so it turns out if i go to see d4 and the ergs in new york it would be on a wednesday. i hope i can get my parents down with that shit. the ergs are so good. d4 is so good. ONLY 15 DAYS TILL THE 27th! that should be a load of fun. i havent seen government warning all summer. government wanrning is so good. i have a full tank of gas, but no one to hang out with. except for james. hes coming over soon. he said that he found this weird hat. he said its weird because someone wrote q-bert on it like the video game. isnt that weird? it gets even weirder. he said that they must have had the jewish version of the video game or something because it said jew-bert. he is giving me this hat because he said that he feels bad for me for loosing my other hat. what a friends. im still bummed on him breaking edge and stuff. so i realized how bad i wanted to go on a bike ride and as much as i joke about it i am becoming folker and folker every day. patchouli bikes and shit talking. things that i like. next thing you know ill be eating out of your trash.


PUNX AS FOLK
BIKES
TRAINS
DOUGHNUTS
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