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i got a pentagram shaved into my head today. word. i hate daniel berman so much. he walks all stupid and i hate the sound of his voice. it rained alot. i was into it. coke bust practice tomorrow is cool. uhhhhhhhhhhhh. danny b told me he sells drugs to this guy at rickys rice bowl and i thought that was really funny for some reason. so short hair. its pretty alright i guess. i kept a dread mullet though. i thought it would look cool. i have never been more right. hey guess what? the best cover band in the world is going to exist soon. its called katie danscendents. my hoodie is in toners car. i called him and texted him a couple of times and he didnt respond. later he called me and said "youre not getting your fucking hoodie back" i dont have that many hoodies that i am allowed to wear. i dont know where im going.

i dont know where else i can go

yesterday was fun as fuck. i wish my stomach didnt feel all weird. i wish my knee didnt hurt. i wish it wasnt in baltimore. ruiner is dumb and boring. ian mills rules. dennis rules. gaitherburg rules. there was a kid with a lion of judah shirt. WHY DIDNT YOU JUST GO SEE LION OF JUDAH. i kind of want to move out and not go to school. the internet is a boring place to be. i dont know why i spend so much time here. i saw david and trenton! he was smaaaaccckkkeeddd. he left to get more smacked. it is already dark when i wake up to go to school. its going to get cold. its going to get so cold. all i have is a hoodie. i need longsleeves. thats the only hope that i have. i thought that if i went on cokebust's myspace there would be interesting things that would keep me entertained. i was wrong. its just people asking about tapes. i probably have homework. ive been thinking alot about it lately and home movies is probably my favorite tv show.

Hey everybody, we will be doing 2 shows up north and 3 down south (including TIFY fest in Florida) this winter. Within the next couple of months we will be recording our first LP, "Lines in the Sand." That should be out by spring, just before we do a US tour this summer. We have a few T-Shirt designs on our page to check out. All outstanding orders will be shipped in the next week. Please note that we are out of the demos- all those songs will be re-recorded hella beefy for the LP.

DECEMBER 5th - TBA (somewhere between DC and UPSTATE NY)
DECEMBER 6th - Syracuse, NY
DECEMBER 27th - TBA (anywhere between DC and FL)
DECEMBER 28th-29th - TIFY FEST
DECEMBER 30th - Charlotte, NC
DECEMBER 31st - Washington, DC (new years show.info soon)and then in the distance:

APRIL 25th - Athens, OH - FOR REAL FEST

This summer:FULL US TOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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you dont even need an account

today i learned that you dont even need an account to edit wikipedia. fun ensued. i hung out with my friends blah blah blah.























oh yeah.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCpATAcCixQ

i still listen to ska

so what?

im colder than ever

yesterday i made a wikihow account. later it got deleted. i wrote articles on how to like ska, how to smash the state, how to steal someones identity, and how to make crystal meth. i would link the shit out of them but i am so suspended and none of my articles are on the internet anymore. i am about to go to band practice so that is cool. maximum rock n roll wants a coke bust interview so thats cool. i have a new poll. I'm writing to let you know that your recent article has been nominated for deletion because it appears to be universally illegal. In other words, your instructions appear to be illegal under most laws around the globe. I have noticed that a recent edit of yours has not been conducive to the best interests of wikiHow. Unfortunately, people frequently place spam, vandalism, and irrelevant or abusive information on wikiHow. This is lamentable because it detracts from our goal of creating a useful, free how-to manual. Thanks for writing a new article on wikiHow.
Unfortunately, I'm writing to let you know that your new article has been nominated for deletion since it appears to be on a joke topic. i got deleted in half an hour. laaaammmmeeee. other things that i did was be bored. i went out to lunch to eat for the first time this school year. i didnt eat anything. jason and cathy were there. jason wont let anyone eat except him. what a prude. im hungrier than ever.

we went from boys to men living in sin

We went from friends to fuck ups
and now we just cant stop.
You wonder why I keep my mouth shut,
I just dont wanna talk.
I may not deserve the friends Ive gained but now
Im forced to sleep in the life Ive laid.
Ive lost my faith and Im losing sleep,
ah to be young and fucking weak.
I survive by the fake smiles I wear day to day,
to make the insecurities go away.
So heres to the broken hearts that go unrepaired,
and all our shared memories...I dont care.
Cheers to all the girls I never kissed
to the ones I did that NO LONGER EXIST.
Raise your glasses to the hearts we dont let show,
and to my consience dying long ago.
Were never content with what we have.
Im not sorry that I turned out this way,
Im just sorry that I woke up today.

yeah you wanna get fucked up, now youre gona just get fucked

blank stare is so good. i wanna get at that lp. i wish i wasnt so broke. i only have 3 bucks to go see the ergs and government warning. i am not going to pull a matt sanford though. i will get the money. so i asked my little brother how you get staph and he said the doctor wouldnt tell him. i think staph might not exist. my brothers thumb is blue and shit though. it probably dangerous to treat him as a disease that doesnt exist. i went to virginia to eat a sandwitch. it was pretty alright i guess. the polls are closed. i am going to make a new poll. why did matty pop chart have the same amount of votes as jawbreaker? jawbreaker is actually good. today i listened to the radio because i forgot my ipod. they played that alien ant farm song that they didnt write. i remembered it from my youth. i really want to bring up the satanic cult that stabs people 666 times in russian class. then we could just talk about that the whole class. how could you stab someone that much? you would definetly feel bad after like 100 stabs. i feel like i should take a shower or someshit. i havent taken one in awhile. i dont know if i smell bad or not. i cant smell anything. all i can smell is snot.

homework sucks

today i had to do homework. SUCCCCCCKKKSSS. my life suxxxxxxxx. i am sick too. i hung out with shawn for the first time in a while. my brother is having band practice. they are not good. my brother has staph infection. that is not good.

fuck you jesus

today was an alright day. it was homecoming too. i didnt go. homecoming night last time was so much better. i saw eric karbeling loose his virginity. i also saw mike nelson, nathan brit, and melanie hubert get tasered. neither times i went to homecoming. ive never been to homecoming. i tried to go this year but everyone said that their groups were full and that they didnt like spending time with me.they said that they hated the sound of my voice and the way that i walk around. its so cold at my house. fuck this shit. i dont do anything. im going to bed goodnight.

its too cold to sleep tonight

i always wake up at the same time every night because my room doesnt heat up as well as the rest of the house and i am too cold to sleep. so i just watched american hardcore today/tonight. i know it came out 3 years ago but i watched it now. SPOILER ALERT!!! HARDCORE DIES AT THE END!! yeah. my car smells really weird when you turn on the heater. and by weird i mean bad. i did gaithersburg food not bombs today. i remember why people dont like folk kids. because they are annoying. thats why. so today there was the senior sweep and stuff but we werent even allowed to hit people with the brooms. i am almost positive that that is the whole point of senior sweep. this school is just getting lamer and lamer. ian keeps asking me about butt beads and laughing. if he is going to be a father he needs to start taking things alot more seriously. if you want to check out a sweet straightedge hardcore band you should check out xONE WAYx. they sing about ebay and generic hardcore songs and shit i forget. i just remembered that i went to warped tour. here is my written account of this.
Alright since so many people want to here the epic tale of my warped tour adventure, and i really wanna tell it in person so it gives off a more epic persona, i dont see alotta u guys now, so i'll just put it in note form!Alright so its July 16th, i woke up @ around 5:30 that morning cause once again for the 5th time in my life i was about to experience one of the greatest days of my life!.....warped tour! i was ready, i kinda laid there in bed until about 7:30 ans then got up and showered and started my caffine intact. Eileen came over around 8:30ish so my aunt wouldnt havent to drive everywhere and pick up people, even though everyone we were picking up lives in g-burg. ok so she came over i had already had 2 cups of coffee, and i was starting on a monster, and i ws moshing in my living room and was already sweating and tired, WE HADNT EVEN LEFT YET!...but oh well. so my aunt came and then we went to pick up Keera and we were on our way.so we get there @ 10:30ish and the line was already very long and i immediatly started applying suntan lotion knowing that the day was only gonna get hotter. so waiting in line theres always people promting their bands, and peta2 people w/ petitions, and other crap. Oreskaband walks by promoting what time they were playing and i yell "oreskaband" and start skankin' in line! they had a good laugh. i wouldve been off promoting but Andrew wasnt there yet and i didnt feel like walking by myself.ok so we get inside (finally) and we go to the ginat inflatable schedule with all the times that the bands are playing. so i write down all the ones im gonna defiantly see and Against Me! was like 2nd to play right after As I Lay Dying (and they were basically finished when we got there) on the main stage, and right as i finished writing all the times i hear "New Wave" playng so i rush over to see Against Me!. They were really good, but im not as much into there newer stuff but its still very good, but thats mostly what they palyed, but it was stil an awesome set. Half way through i leave to see if my aunt was near by and then i see Andrew, Erin (wait i think she was with them), and Kyle+Erin's cousin Micheal walking over. So i was like guys lets go catch the rest of Against Me! and then walk aorund and look for merch. I feel like such a dick but Against Me! played some old stuff so i had Micheal hold my bag and stuff as i went into the pit, even though it wasnt that type of pit (not really any shoving more groovin' and dancin')So Aginst Me! finishes and we go to look for merch all the way on the otherside of the venue, this is were you can find out if bands were signing and stuff, so we found Reel Big Fishes tent and they were gonna be signing @ 2:15. so we made a mental note, and went to were all the other merch stuff was, after getting some free stuff @ the Hellcat Records tent! (warped tours got bunches of free stuff) so we go to the Street Dogs tent (they were signing @ 6:20 so pretty much right after they played!), and Horrorpops werent signing but the merch lady did remind me a lot of Patricia Day, except she was wearing pants, but she was nice! so we walk around the merch circus find the ones we want and label out the emo/crap tents! then we meet up with Kyle and Emma! and suddenly Erin i remember appeared and Eileen.....and then i hear Oreskaband starting up! (for those that dont know, Oreskaband's a ska band, but there from Japan, so mix those 2 together and you get pure happiness!!!!) they werent on my list of bands to desperatly see but no one else was really playing, and they were right there in the pavillion, so i rush down there and start skankin' on the side of the crowd. i put my stuff down next to the barricade and Erin joins in for some skankin', some other ladies found it very attractive and joined in, so i started a skank circle!!! other people kept looking over and were like that dudes cool he knows what he's doing, and they took a cue from me and started skankin'! after about 10 mins, i felt like puking,i felt like passing out, and my heart felt like it was just gonna STOP! and i asked Erin if she could come woth me to get some water, and she did and then i felt better. i decided no more sknakin until Reel Big Fish!so off we went to find out exactly where Reel Big Fish was signing. and then we made a game paln with Kyle of what bands all of us dudes were gonna go see. so Andrew had a full time sheet, so we circled the bands we defiantly were seeing, and wrote down the times of signing! so we got to were RBF was signing and i thought the Horrorpops were playing @ the Hurley stage right next to it, not the fuckng Hurley.com stage were we just were. so fighting our way back we get there just as the Horrorpops start playing "Freaks In Uniforms" so i eventually go into the Horropops pit and like last time it was pretty fun, and violent. except this time i didnt slip on beer like when i saw them back with Dropkick Murphys in Sept! so the pit dies down for "Misstake" and i see this girl with a mohawk skankin' so i decide to go join her (she was pretty cute....just throwing that out there........) (Horrorpops for those that dont know are a punk/psychobilly band. some of there songs have a little skank/ska to them, but the lead singer Patricia Day plays the upright bass and she pretty much slaps the shit outta that thing! they also have a pretty seductive set, but this one wasnt as good as the one back in sept) anyways parts of "Misstake" get a little fast, so this really tough guy enters the pit, now when im in a circle pit i know what to expect. people are shoving and crap and your gonna get a little scufted up, but personally i dont think people go to intentionally hurt people, you kow you go shov some people, pick 'em up if they fall cause its part of the whole brotherhood thing, and have fun, and this guy seemed like hurting people was the only thing on his mind. so i tried making my way outta there as fast as i could before i became that greasers lunch!....lolso we left the Horrorpops set like 10 mins early to go get some RBF sigs! :( but at the same time :) (ok my story is a little messed up, cause i cant remember everything, but sometime beforeor after this I actaully met up with Tom of Against Me! and Erin took a pic of us). and then Oreskaband (well 2 members) were at there merch booth and i took a pic Erin and them (she was scared...lol) anyways so we waited in line for RBF. we get some sigs, Micheal got Matt's t-shirt signed that i got for him and me and Aaron of RBF took an awesome Rock'n'roll pic! pretty bitchin'!!!!ok so blah blah blah, we go back to the pavillion casue were burning up, and Beat Union was playing and they were actually really good. i really saw alotta Clash influences from them. so we then went to go see RBF!!! and by everyone i mean everyone, they almost beat Paramores crowd from last year! (and its funny cause on the way to WT Keera i dont think was that big of of a RBF fan, but after hearing a couple of songs on the way there, and seeing them live, thats about enough to make anyone a fan!) so they come out and are like "Hey guys!....were Metallica!" and start playing "Enter Sandman" (this is not the 1st time ive seen them do this, actually ive seen them do that every time theyve played) yep that made the metalheads fall in love....lol and then after playing for a min. Aaron was like "Just kidding, hey everybody were the Reel Big Fish!" and they start playing "Sell Out" a that moment the pit opens up and of course i go in (leaving my stuff with the Andrew, Mike, and Eileen) and i skank my ass off, and then KEERA pushes me, but w.e. ever it was so much fun i didnt care, i pushed her back a tad, and the skankin' continued from there!......all the girls wanted to go crowd surfing so me, Mike, and Andrew were incharge of giving them lifts. Emma and Kyle were up front enjoying the magic that RBF has during there live set! then they played "I Want Your Girlfriend To Be My Girlfriend Too" (my siganture song) so now i wanted to go crowd surfing. i did but i fell. and then i got another lift but fell again. (i never made it to the end :(....) but after i fell another girl was falling and her head was bending back and i had just fallen so i was trying to save her from breaking her neck....which i did.....i rawk! Keera, Eileen, and Erin all made it to the end at different points and kept crowd surfing. Keera fell and ened up near me so we went back around to find the others and partied!...kinda (there was a cool dude with a Screeching Weasel tattoo next to me, i told him his tattoo kicked ass! cause Screeching Weasel kicks ass!) Reel Big Fish ended with there classic cover of Ah-Ha's "Take On Me" and were gonna be signing again. (thats when you girls shouldve gone back over!)ok so from what i remember the girls went off somewhere and me, Mike, and Andrew sat infront of the Hellcat Records tent until the Bouncing Souls played. Kyle and Emma went to the where the Steet Dogs were gonna play in an hour. so the Bouncing Souls start playing and it was pretty good, but the Street Dogs might of done a tad better (no actually Street Dogs and Reel Big Fish stole warped tour away with there sets!!!!) (Bouncing Souls still rawk!!!) but ok so all of us head over to the Street Dogs who luckly are playign the other main stage right across from the Bouncing Souls, so once again we haev to leave 5-10mins early. and i saw a person in the crowd, someone oddly familiar,......it was Robby. yes Robby went with his other friends and was actaully watchinf the Street Dogs. but yeah we found Kyle, Emma, Eileen, and Keera up front and aman that was the perfect place!!! The Street Dogs come one and start playing "Mean Fist" (1st song off the new cd) and me and Kyle were getting into it, and then they played "Not Without A Purpose" and me Kyle were REALLY into it......then "Tobes Got A Drinking Problem", "Two Angry Kids", and i then me and Kyle went in that giant circle pit for "In Defense Of Dorchester" and when i was runing i was able to dodge that mud puddle by not very much...lol. and outta nowhere they say "weve got one of our friends here to help us sing this next one" to my surprise it was Mark from The Unseen!! YES Mark from THE UNSEEN!!!!! and they sang "Rise Above" by Black Flag!!! THATS TRUE PUNK RIGHT THERE!!!!! and i was pissedi left my awesome spot, but oh well.....and then i screamed at Keera and was like "ITS MARK FROM THE UNSEEN" and like a girl she started spazzing.......anyways they ended with "Fighter" and we were all in amazement by there set. The Street Dogs AND Reel Big Fish in my opinion made warped tour!!!!so we go to there merch booth to get some sigs, meet them, take pics, and hang. plus mike from The Unseen walked by and i shoke his hand, told him good job, and that i wish i stayed for the full Unseen set last year, but i liked what i saw. oh and then Aaron and Johnny of RBF walked by and Keera wantedme to chase after them and get there sigs for her shirt which she shouldve gotten earlier, but they walk to fast, and i felt bad afterwards, but i didnt want to be that nnoying fan....but i still felt bad :( but anyways, Street Dogs, they are so awesome and i cant wait for when they come back to the Ottobar Sept. 23rd w/ Time Again!!!! oh man what a day we were wiped! so Emma, Kyle, Andrew, Erin, and Micheal all left, and me and Eileen had to wait for Keera to finish watching her preciuos Settings, no they were ok.........and then i Keera took a pic with the lead guy and we went to California Tortilla to finsih another magnificant day of warped tour!!!!

two brothers twin brothers

hey. whats going on? i have been good. nicktape calls me up and sez that i am in coke bust now. stooookkkeeddd. ohhhh niiiinnnneeee. there was a spirit rally today. we lost but i still yelled alot of stuff. guess what? i just downloaded the tui/dirty money split. its right over here. www.mediafire.com/icoulddietomorrow . you have to go to the t's and stuff though. i talked with ambrose for like 40 minutes. by like 40 minutes i mean over 40 minutes. we connect. yeah so im really in coke bust and they gave me the password and stuff so i can add girls that i dont know that well and look at their pictures. my myspace got deleted. the one that just had me on it. oh yeah. i voted cesar ochoa for alot of things. he got class clown and most popular and a bunch of other shit. alot of the people i voted for didnt go to this school and are old. other people i voted for are not actual people but career choices. i voted for myself for somethings. i need to win. i need to be remembered. wasdashey, check this out! you know smoking bud? well there is this site http://www.877ws.info that sells super potent legal bud, yes legal herbal bud for sale online, it doesn't show up in drug tests or anything either, i started selling this stuff too and am making a killing, they ship it to you discreetly and it's 100 percent money back guaranteed, this is the site http://www.877ws.info it's not illegal, but hurry up before they ban it in the states.



YOU KNOW SMOKING BUD?

drugs money power sex

practice was cool.

god still sucks

i wrote god still sucks really big on my desk in russian class. there was a pentagram too. it was like the other thing i wrote but this one had still on it. then i found this http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1692637.ece . facebook gave me this new facebook. its so cool. if you want to see it you can come over its so cool. i found this offspring cd in my sisters room that rightfully belongs to me. its called conspiracy of one. i remember that one song dammit i changed again was in some snowboarding videogame. so was powerman 5000. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKS8nu382cI&feature=related check out this band. its so funny. talk like an american or stop playing music. no one responds to my comments on youtube anymore. its like no one cares. according to some peoples facebook statuses ian mills could be a future father. hes so young. only 15 years old(for all i know). how is he going to live in some smelly punk house in dc and ride bikes around all day with some kid always on his back telling him what to do? what about braces? braces are expensive.

god help me

all i did was sleep.

i got beat up on friday night. i dont know where im going.

im so tired. i havent slept all weekend. my coke bust hoodie would be worth 80 dollars if it wasnt ripped and didnt have those 2 studs in it and i advertised it on ebay as COKE BUST HOODIE trash talk the first step magrudergrind hardcore xxx. i wouldnt have to work for the rest of my life.i bet my faded coke bust shirt is going to be worth more because it started fading after like the 3rd time that i wore it. MISPRESS. EBAY GOLD. james told me about this band called floor. they are really good. they are also really creepy. they have this one song called tales of lolita where its all like "dont you think its time that we made love? i dont wanna wait until youre old enough" check it out BRO www.myspace.com/stonergods . so apparently people are willing to fight me to join coke bust. so apparently people named james willett are willing to eiffell tower me to play bass for coke bust. i still want to go see d4 and the ergs in new york. it is their record release show. i dont know why they are doing it in new york instead of minneapolos. its at a brewery or something. theres this brewery in gaithersburg and it smells SOOOO BAD. i hope brewerys in new york smell alot better. if you didnt already know paddy from d4 is my second cousin. he comes to my house on thanksgiving and stuff. its not really my house though. its really my parents house. i will die so cold and all alone. TRUE CHILL

blogging is still honest

i feel fed up every morning and let down every night. my mom made me cupcakes. right when i woke up there were cupcakes. isnt that great? they tasted good and they tasted like bananas. i just listened to the bananas. they are so catchy. i am reunited with my hat. i am so glad. ive had that hat for so long. it has my name on it because it has been passed on in the jubert family for like 5 generations. im glad my dad didnt find out i lost it for a little. i did stuff yesterday. one thing i did was get my hat. another thing i did was hang out with james willett. another thing i did was go to 711. i saw barguv there. he got kicked out of being the president of the russian honors society and actually got considerably mad. he copys of me. that alone means he shouldnt be president of the russian honors society. he is a probably the best rapper of our generation though. www.myspace.com/gmaterial . another thing that i did was go to lilas kitchen. james liked lilas dogs so much but they did not like him. my dog keeps running in its sleep. like more than once every day. i have a full tank of gas but nowhere to go. i could go anywhere. im pretty sure that i have enough gas to go to any period of time too. i dont really know what i would do though. i started reading this book called killing hope by william blum. it is about united states military and cia interventions since world war two. by the time i am done with this i will be able to make an awsome political punk band like crass or propagandhi. if i dont finish the book i can make a band like cold world or blood for blood. i showed my little brother all the stuff i did on his friends youtube account. he thought it was funny. the first thing i did today was listen to the weakerthans. i am suprised i havent died yet. i have homework this weekend. what the fuck is that about? my grades are pretty alright. gaithersburg isnt as much of a whole as i thought it was.


GAITHERSBURG PUNXXX
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VEGAN
STRAIGHTEDGE
HARDCORE

five finger discount

ive been thinking about it alot lately and i should be stealing alot more things. i am 17 years old. do you know what they do to 17 year olds that they find stealing? they talk to you and stuff and then they call your parents. BIG FUCKING DEAL. my parents taught me how to steal when i was little so if i got caught they could just pretend to be mad at me. also regarding stealing i got scott carlson to send stza a myspace message. i would have sent him one myself but my myspace exploded. in this message i congratulated him on still living in c-squat and asked him if he still steals stuff or if hes ever actually killed a cop for sure. i hope he writes back. i forgot to tell all of you about my amazing senior prank. i ate this orange but like i peeled the whole orange in one peel. so i put the peel so it would look like a whole unpeeled orange. it didnt look that good. so i started asking people if they wanted a whole orange and this one guy was like yeah. he totally thought it was a full orange and tried to get at it so i yelled SENIORS 09 and OHHHHHHHNIIINNNNE and stuff like that at him. i had just eaten an orange so i spit orange juice at him too(on accident). what a great senior prank. i dont know if the senior class is only allowed one prank per year but if we are im sure people will be more than happy with my prank. today was stupid. i had like a test in every class. and know i have homework. ITS THE FUCKING WEEKEND. im about to have me some fun. not really. all i did was eat pizza and go on the computer. oh yeah i also listened to dillinger fours new album called civil war. it leaked. ive listened to it like 8 times. shit is so good. i was going to link the shit out of it but i cant find it. you gotta believe me that its good though. so yesterday i spelled that blog wrong. its really spelled www.jubertsblogreview.blogspot.com . that is the blog that kyle made to criticize my blog. so it turns out if i go to see d4 and the ergs in new york it would be on a wednesday. i hope i can get my parents down with that shit. the ergs are so good. d4 is so good. ONLY 15 DAYS TILL THE 27th! that should be a load of fun. i havent seen government warning all summer. government wanrning is so good. i have a full tank of gas, but no one to hang out with. except for james. hes coming over soon. he said that he found this weird hat. he said its weird because someone wrote q-bert on it like the video game. isnt that weird? it gets even weirder. he said that they must have had the jewish version of the video game or something because it said jew-bert. he is giving me this hat because he said that he feels bad for me for loosing my other hat. what a friends. im still bummed on him breaking edge and stuff. so i realized how bad i wanted to go on a bike ride and as much as i joke about it i am becoming folker and folker every day. patchouli bikes and shit talking. things that i like. next thing you know ill be eating out of your trash.


PUNX AS FOLK
BIKES
TRAINS
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it was all just boys and girls making the most of a fucked up world

the last two posts were pretty rushed. whatever. like there are any other blogs you know that make posts everyday. someone had the balls the make a blog critizing my blog. that person is named kyle stevens. you can read the blog right here www.jubersblogreview.blogspot.com . i still have scabies but it is not even that bad. its still just on my opposite side of my elbow. i am not even infested. more stuff has happened since then. i was about to go to coke bust practice and then chris moore called me. YEAH! CHRIS MOORE. FROM SICK FIX, COKE BUST, AND MAGRUDERGRIND. he said he had some show that he forgot about and he was sorry and stuff. he congratulated me on not having a job. metallica is going to release an album tonight at midnight. i think that its safe to assume that this is going to be their best album to date. remember blink 182? i totally remember hating on their self tiled cd in 7th grade or whatever. i watched a couple of music videos aand shit and i know that i was wrong. shit is so good. if i went to a private school i would want my senior year to be like this http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=z2s1lxcw1mk today my mom was all like today we were going to the dentist and getting blood work. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT ABOUT. I DO NOT WANT TO DO TWO THINGS IN ONE DAY. then she decided not to get blood work. blood for blood is a good band. i dont konw why i go to the dentist. they never do shit.they just clean my teeth and tell me i cant eat or drink for a million years. NOT EVEN WATER OR SALIVA. i was totally cooler than my brother when i was his age. when i was his age i was in a bad pop punk band. he is his age and he is in a bad jam band. www.myspace.com/philosophyisrad . WHY WOULD YOU NAME YOUR BAND PHILOSOPHY. I TOOK PHILOSOPHY LAST YEAR AND IT WAS NOT EVEN FUN. EVERYONE IN THE CLASS WAS SENIORS EXCEPT FOR 2 OTHER PEOPLE SO I GOT TO JUST CHILL. he also comments on his own band myspace more than once. and they are all stupid. i told my brother the bread that he was about to eat wasnt vegan. he got all worked up about it and said "FUCK!" what a fucking drama queen. it is still weird to hear my brother sware. he like forces it. its like when brady said yadig. it always sounded forced to me. fight me brady. theres more stuff that i wanted to talk about i sware. bro northern lights falling are getting back together. im so stoked bro. i stay stoked forevermore. oh yeah today was my birthday. alot of people are realizing that these birthdays are not really my birthday. if you think that makes it less fun than you are wrong. it makes them better. every fake birthday is alot better than the last one. pat heindel tipped me off that james willett is in possesion of my hat. i called him a couple of times and texted him a couple of times. he didnt answer. an hour later he called me back. he said "your not getting your fucking hat back." what a bummer. that hat meant so much to me. i always thought james was my friend. i guess i know who my real friends are.

i have scabies

i really have scabies. its on my right arm on the opposite side of my elbow. im stoked for coke bust practice really soon. my blogdiance will be the first to know how i do. i think i have pretty good chances but i should count my chickens before they hatch. nick hasnt even called this tryouts. i might actually already be in the band. isnt that something? pat says he knows where my hat is so thats cool too. nicktape believed that my birthday was on 9/11 i hope that doesnt damper my chances.


911 NEVER HAPPENED
VEGANSTRAIGHTEDGE

bodylice and crabs headlice and scabies

so coke bust practice tomorrow. thats a pretty big deal to me. i am excited.i have a bass to practice with. i learned some songs. i didnt learn some songs. yo jubert...we have another bass head/amp that you can use...just bring your bass. if you have any pedals that you use thats cool too... but not necessary.we practice at chris' house which is right by the corner of 13th st and farragut st NWwe don't play much off the 07 demo any more...we dont play "priveleged" or "figured out" on FUCK BAR CULTURE...for the new mp3s... check it here...http://www/.misfirerecords. com/cokebust/Coke%20Bust%20-%20Under%20The%20Streetlight. mp3http://www/.misfirerecords. com/cokebust/Coke%20Bust%20-%20No%20One%20To%20Impress. mp3http://www/.misfirerecords. com/cokebust/Coke%20Bust%20-%20Countdown%20to%20Death. mp3http://www/.misfirerecords. com/cokebust/Coke%20Bust%20-%20Lines%20in%20the%20Sand. mp3http://www/.misfirerecords. com/cokebust/Coke%20Bust%20-%20Cycle%20of%20VIolence. mp3ill give you a call tonight!stoked man!nick

yeah. did you see how excited he is? i hope im in it.

fuck life forever

spent your whole life ignoring the other side of the story

dillinger four are a really good band. my body aches. i still dont have any friends at lunch. my little brother was too good to even say hi to me. what the fuck is that about? he was too busy hanging out with his lame annoying friends that are destroying him on the inside. he still likes bad religion. NOT PUNX. WHAT THE FUCK IS PUNK ABOUT BEING A MILLIONAIRE AND ACTUALLY SINGING? exactly. mom my also likes bad religion. what is punk about being like my mom? only two days till coke busting. i hope they let me be in their band. ive got alot of it down but sometimes its hard to tell what they are playing. it just sounds like fast. if nicktape ever finds out i have used patchouli soap then it could ruin my chances. nicktape is such a jock. he says fuck too much. my mom says i need to get bloodwork tomorrow. I HAVE TO PRACTICE SO THEY WILL LET ME IN COKE BUST!!! THE ONLY REASON THE STUPID DOCTOR WANTS MY FUCKING BLOOD IS BECAUSE IM NOT A GODDAMM BLOODMOUTH. I AM FUCKING FINE. i just talked to my mom and now its on thursday. this is good. i need to get a bass tomorrow so i can practice more legitlike. i still cant find my hat. that hat means so much to me. if you know the whereabouts of my hat please do not hesitate to call me at 301-221-2225. today i was in russian class and i drew a pentagram and wrote GOD SUCKS all biglike. walid was not amused at all. what a godfearer/lover. i am listening to pulling teeth right now. do you think i give a fuck? he said some shit at me about how he thought i was an open minded person. IM NOT OPEN MINDED. I ALREADY MADE UP MY MIND. if i am in coke bust then im going to be in a band with someone who is 15 years older than me. they could go to jail for taking me on tour probably. what are you so afraid of? mom and dad will never understand

TWO THOUSAND AND GREAT

NEVER BACK DOWN
NEVER GIVE IN
XXX
xVEGANx
GOD FREE YOUTH
DIY OR DIDIE
RESPECT THE SPACE

you dont belong

hello. how are you doing? i am doing fine. a lot of things have been happening to me. one thing that happened was that i cant find my hat. do you know what hat im talking about? it has my name on it. it is a red hat. i need my hat so bad. guess what? i might be in a band. guess what else? that band is coke bust. i am going to nicktapes house on wednesday to try out to be coke busts new bass player. coke bust is planning a full us tour with sick fix. if i am in coke bust i get to go on that tour. can you believe that? i feel like i shouldnt get my hopes up but it would be really fucking awsome to be able to tour. how low was going to do like a weekend but now we cant because we are not a band. coke bust is really good. if you think i am not going to wear my coke bust hoodie or shirt than you are very wrong. i might wear both to nicktapes house and totally fan out all the time and sing his lyrics at him or something. maybe at my first show. who knows? i left my lights on on my car and then the battery died. i had to push it back to my house all by myself because my parents werent answering their phone. i found my phone incase you were worried about me not having a phone. it was in toners car. toner made cookies. they tasted really good. the libyans are a good band. i bought their 7inch even though i am broke all of the time. other stuf happened to me. we went to college park again. it was the same shit but less fun. everyone in maryland is seriously so fucking stupid. the fact that these people got into maryland but some of my friends didnt is lame. i was going to apply there but now im not. fuck that shit. i would become so alienated if i lived there. i dont like drinking and i dont like hanging out with lame people. fuck that shit. i dont need to go to college maing. coke bust is about to go huge. i will get mad 7inch money even though i had nothing to do with it. tshirts and tapes mean i dont have to work. you think that with all my money i would be happy right? wrong. according to facebook NEW FACEBOOK WILL BE THE ONLY FACEBOOK. WHAT. THE. FUCK. new facebook is so lame. its different. i hate different things. why would they want to fuck shit up like that? they had a good thing going. i dont think ill ever understand.


TWO THOUSAND AND NATE


BLACK METAL FOREVER

i havent checked but i think its still raining

its been raining pretty decently since i woke up. i guess that isnt really saying that much. i woke up at 2:30. right now its 3:43.it seroiusly just keeps on raining. i dont care what the time on the blog thing says that is always so wrong.I dont know why i slept so late. i went to bed at like 5. who needs 9 and a half hours of sleep? you know what else is wrong about this blog? you know that poll thing? its like to the right of this. if you add up all the percents its alot more than 100%. i think i should write a letter to whoever is running blogs. yeah so im sure alot of you know this but the ergs are breaking up. i obviously knew a long time before because i am really good friends with them but it still is bumming me out. the first time i stage dove was to an ergs song. ahhh. i remember it like it was yesterday. they were playing with the queers and this band that sounded like nofx and also this band where the singer liked to laugh at his stupid unfunny jokes. garys brother was there. i saw garys brother yesterday. hopefully i will see the ergs 4 more times before they break up. 4 is a good number. they should seriously do it without jeff. jeff was the least cool of the ergs. joe erg was the coolest. mike erg was the second coolest. their roadie was the 3rd coolest. dude seriously. first northern lights falling breaks up and now the ergs. yeah so i did stuff yesterday. can you believe it. ambrose got home. its only been a week since ive seen him but it feels like so long. it seems like ive been going to school for a long time. i saw ambrose last thursday. yeah i totally did stuff i sware. i still dont know where my phone is. i was driving home and the gas was way at the low. if i ran out of gas i would have been so fucked. you know. because i dont even have a phone or anything. i hope someone has my phone. i just got a new phone. it takes soooooo long to get a fucking phone. i thought it would take like 2 seconds. i cant see why anyone would want to get a new phone because they are just like tired of their phone or some shit. yeah so yesterday i hung out with ambrose and pat and james and erik nillson and zach. i met a humyn named mellissa. she thought that meat is murder is the best smiths album. she is wrong. we went to college park. i didnt see my sister. i didnt see the serven twins. i didnt see anyone. its 4:20 right now. so what if it takes me a long time to write these things? its so rewarding. ive never felt more rewarded. IF I NEVER MAKE IT HOME TONGIHT THE STREETS HAVE SWALLOWED ME WHOLE

fuck life

so its the weekend right now. thats pretty cool. today i wrote this paper on this book i didnt read called "The Things They Carried". the book was badass enough to have haveheart write an album with a similar name and then have youth of togay make a 7inch with a similar name. i think i did pretty good. its about how people carry physical things and how they also carry emotional things. i am home by myself right now. i am trying to hang out so hard. today i walked around during lunch sooo much. i dont have any friends anymore. i dont think i am going to go to college. college is stupid. i am going to move. maybe ill move to dc. maybe ill move to silver spring. maybe i will never move to baltimore because everyone who lives there except mitch and probably a few other people suck. i have to weed some weeds. doesnt it suck to be me? i have texas veggie burgers and i know how to make seitan sandwitches. the black cat is obsolete. life is obsolete. you can watch all the south park episodes online. isnt that something? me and brady listened to eminem like 10 minutes ago. brady is white. i am white. eminem is white. we were just at sticky fingers. sticky fingers is really good but it is also really expensive and i dont have any money ever. except right now. my dad gave me 10 bucks. what a fellow. hes always looking out for me. i thuoght maybe brian lamb would be working and he would hook me up with some mad free food but he wasnt working. this guy said "hey cool shirt" and i said "thanks". i am wearing a minor threat shirt. the one with the guy who is mad at the world on it. saying stuff on youtube is getting less fun. its like ive run out of controversial things to say. right now i am just saying that soulja boy is the future of hip hop on actual rap videos. people get mad at that stuff. i searched jerbang on youtube. there is one video. it is some random kid. i dont know how he knows about jerbangs. i dont know him. its not funny. i would not recomend you watching it. i wouldnt recomend you watch anything. this world is your oyster. its never too late to go outside. do you think you are going to be sitting on your deathbed wishing i recomended more videos for me to have you watch? no. i had another birthday today. everyone in the entire world believed it. i am so fucking sneaky. this topped my birthday last week. my birthday last week topped all previous birthdays. i think next week i might just have a birthday everyday. everyone is dumb enough to believe that all those days are my birthday. some people are at critical mass right now. those people are stupid. you can ride your bike by yourself. who is trying to take away bikers rights? no one. its like people are just like blahblahblha i care about bikes balhablahblahblah. my mom bought me a new bike. it is safer than the other bike but it is still not a good bike. i dont wear my helmet. i also wear headphones. my ipod is breaking. if you want to donate a portable cd player or maybe a portable tape player to natemartens.blogspot.com then it would be greatly appriciated. i hate god so much. i cant find my phone. where the fuck is my phone

burnout

ambrose is coming home. i asked him if he was going to come back for the 27th. the ergs and government warning and sick fix and pulling teeth are playing. he said it wasnt going to be that good of a show. ambrose is already an old bitter expunk college student who liked to talk about how hard madball is or some other new york band.

fuck all you edgebreaking pieces of shit

facebook is down. i dont know what they expect me to do. i got prank phone called today. i dont know who it was from. it was the least funny thing that could ever happen. they asked me to make them a pie. i dont know what they though was funny about it. one time i was in russian class and a prank called a bunch of people/stores/army recruitment things. everyone thought it was so funny.i sware to god. i was so cool. i was like a king to all those kids. i could tell that they looked up to me. a lot of them even asked me for advice on what they should do with their lives. i also got prank texted. this one could have easily been an honest mistake. i dont care. dont call me no mo and dont text me no mo. my sister was recently sighted with this asain guy. this guy is so fucking lame. he wears stupid clothes and stupid glasses and doesnt even know how stupid they are. if you ever see an asain guy who looks like he could have been with my sister you have to fight him. blank stare is so good. so this one day daniel crown tells me that i have to go to this fucking pool party. then hes all like syke no pool party. what the fuck is that shit about. fuck you daniel crown. why dont you go wear an element shirt or something. sometimes i just dont know what to do. why did all you fruits vote for the smiths over cold world? cold world is so good. the smiths dont even have scratches in ANY SONGS. if i never make it home tonight the streets have swallowed me whole. FUCK VIRGINIA.(minus some people) ian knows hr from bad brains. isnt that something? im so sorry.

are you chinese or are you japanese?

today was a good day for america. one thing that i did today was only listen to crackrocksteady related shit. i learned how to play infested on my guitarbox and ive been playing it so much. its so much fun. what a great song. FAVORITE SONG 08! ive never wanted scabies more in my entire life. my mom asked me like 2 times in the past couple days if i need new shoes. my shoes have never been better. i think i might stock up though for the rest of my life. this post is off to a bad start. i had this dream that i had another hat. it was so nice. like a wigger hat. i thought about being a bro/hippie by the time that people come back from college but maybe i could be a wigger. the doctor said im not going to get any taller. they said since im vegan im going to have to get bloodwork. i shouldnt have to get blood work just because my stupid doctor is a stupid bloodmouth. she didnt even know what those dots on my arm were. shes a doctor. she should know these things. im eating so much fried bread i should probably stop. my fourth x could be my abstinance from gluten. my grandparents came by and stuff. i was the only person who was home. it was akward. i had to drop everything that i was doing because im really busy and stuff and listen to how boring their lives are. i sez to them i sez i dont ever wanna be like you i dont wanna do those things you do cuz i dont ever wanna i dont ever wanna be youuuuu dont wanna be just like you (just like you) this is the anthem throw all yr hands up etc etc. im wearing pants for the first time in a long time. i feel so oppressed and stuff. ive always wanted to wear a dress but ive never wanted people to think im weird. i think i will get over my fears and just do it sometime this year. i used patchouli soap. i rode my bike. i have an acoustic guitar. my blog is really getting popular. i was suprised to see a conversation started on one of the desks in my russian class about this very blog. isnt that ridiculous? i learned how to spell both ridiculous and tomorrow. you should be proud of me. people have only said nice things. i am so glad. i see what people are thinking. one time i was telling people about this one time when i sent stuff to garys house. i couldnt remember what i sent but it made the story alot worse. it was 5 child care kits. i sent them all to garys house. i dont know if he ever got them. i dont know if gary reads this. i hope tv john reads this. gary is in a new band with nicktape. i am curious as to whether they will sound good or bad. when i was in a band with gary it turned out pretty bad. he wanted the song to be like all feedback. this feels like it was so long ago. back when i was in that one band. you know. i feel bad for my little brother. when i was in 9th grade highschool was so amazing. there were so many people worth meeting. this ship is definetly sinking. i just woke up. i listned to embrace. embrace is so good. my birthday is this friday. i am pretty excited for that. when i woke up i thought i slept through the whole day like it was almost time for school. i dont like that. i dont like wasting a whole day being asleep. 54 of my friends changed their profile pictures. maybe i should too. i definelty want to fit in. for a long time my profile picture was this guy who worked on my house. he had short shorts and it looked like he shaved his legs pretty regularly. he also had a space jamz shirt on. now my profile picture is just me. its so trite. my mom likes to take alot of pictures of things that arent really that memorable. like she took alot of my sisters getting moved into college. who cares? i dont care now and i wont care then. she makes big deals out of the pictures too. shes all like "hey everyone get together for a million pictures" i guess i just dont understand. i will never understand. mom and dad will never understand. the teachers will never understand. my bosses will never understand.

SHOOT THE KIDS AT SCHOOL. TWO THOUSAND AND HATE

two thousand and hate

SO MUCH SHIT WENT DOWN! YOU DONT EVEN KNOW! today i made a seitan sandwitch. it was really good. i thought it wouldnt taste that good because i made it and it was my first time ever making seitan but it tasted good. i highly encourage all of you people to go out and make your own seitan sandwitches. all you need is boogdish. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovsp3926QXc what a great guy that boogdish is. this lame kid tom posted this picture of me watching his unlame band and boogdish came and he said "I KNOW WHO THAT IS AND THEY ARE A GOOD PERSON" thanks so much boogdish. you are a good person too. if you do not want to learn how to make seitan but instead would wish to learn about the cat dancer then watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khXmHu4QP9U my mom took me grocery shopping and she told me to grab a bunch of soy cheese. i did it but then when i went home WHAT THE FUCK DID I FIND?!?!?!? FUCKING CAIESIN!!!!!!! WHATS THE FUCKING POINT OF HAVING SOY CHEESE WITH FUCKING MILK IN IT!?!?!?! LACTOSE INTOLERANT PEOPLE ARE JUST PUSSIES AND NO ONE SHOULD ACCOMIDATE THEM! oh yeah. speaking of pussies no one has voted for 25 ta life, blood for blood, or cold world yet. if you arent going to vote for those bands you might as well be voting for matty pop chart or the weakerthans depending on whether you are sad or just stupid. has anyone seen that fugazi dvd? its so good. its called instrument. if anyone can burn me one i will give you a blank dvd and act all nice to you and shit too. i found my minor threat hoodie! can you believe that? now everyone will know i listen to minor threat as long as i am wearing that hoodie. david delarosa has a horrorpops patch. lololololololol. what a dumb band. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofjsRM4rUkA they remind me of no doubt. that is the best thing about them. i think those people dancing are actually in the band. why would you want a patch? andrew hammond had something in his profile all like "id like to thank daniel jubert for telling me that im not punk because im totally not and i should stop acting like it" i dont know if that was supposed to make me feel bad or some shit because it totally didnt. he talked about how hes going to take school all seriously and shit. what a fucking tool. do you think i got homework this weekend? YEAH I FUCKEN DID! do you think i did it? FUCK THAT SHIT TRUPUNX4LYFE@aol.com if you know what these lyrics are from then i will give you a handshake. "live my life on saturday and sunday, fuck homework and that test on monday" true genius(spelled wrong??!?!?) yeah so i watched this video on youtube and stza says that he broke his arm punching a cop. THAT IS SO HARD/FRAIL!!!!!!!!!! he is hard as shit for actually punching a cop and stuff and not being all talk but he is frail as shit for breaking his arm by punching someone. this kid ryan zellman had this to say about stza's new band star fucking hipsters "star fucking hipsters is beyond awful, rest of the show will be awesome" FUCK YOU RYAN YOUR BAND IS FUCKING HORRIBLE!!! YOUR BAND ISNT EVEN PLAYING ANY SHOWS BUT IF THEY WERE THEN YOUR BAND WOULD BE THE LOW POINT. I KNOW YOU WERE AT LEFTOVER CRACK SO WHY THE FUCK WOULDNT YOU LIKE THIS BAND?!?!? ITS THE SAME SHIT! YOU PROBABLY JUST DONT LIKE THAT THERE IS A GIRL IN THE BAND YOU IGNORANT PIECE OF SHIT! WHY DONT YOU TAKE THAT FUCKING ATTITUDE AND LEAVE IN IN VIRGINIA OR BE IN A BAND THAT THINKS THAT CALLING PEOPLE FAGS IS PUNK? THATS NOT FUCKING PUNK AT ALL. FUCK THAT SHIT. yeah. http://cgi.ebay.com/BLACK-FLAG-My-War-test-press-w-Raymon-Pettibon-art_W0QQitemZ320292865781QQihZ011QQcategoryZ306QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
gary should buy that for his next poor finnincial decision. then he could sell it to me later for like 50 bucks. i need money right now. coke bust is playing a show with the guilt at garys house. i havent seen coke bust in quite some time. it has been at least since may. one time i saw them three times in one week. isnt that ridiculous? what if i said isnt that ridic? would you still talk to me? one time i was watching drake and josh and drake and josh's mom said "whatup with that (something)" if you say whatup seriously to me in a conversation i will spit in your face. theres no reason to fucking shorten it by a letter. i wrote fucking more times and i took them out. andrew hammond says its immature. he still listens to mest. lila changed the mest wikipedia. shit is funny http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mest i was at 711 everyday of this weekend so far except for today. its only 2 so it is very possible that i go later tonight. everyday its been the same exact people minus/plus one or two. its like im living the same day over and over. theres no way out. government warning government fucking warning.