Monday, October 5, 2009

2069

My When Will I Die Quiz results:

I have 60 years left to live.
I will die in 2069 at age 78.
I am beating the average lifespan for someone my age by 2 years.
To put it another way, I have the health of a 16 year old.
I have lived 23% of my life already.

Friday, August 14, 2009

back home

March 2nd to the 10th we spent in queens new york with dean baltulonis of wild arctic. We recorded 17 tracks to be released on six weeks most likely in june. It was cool to work with dean again, as we recorded "demo 2007" with him a year prior. Our main homie sacred reggie held us down relentlessly with a place to stay. Shout outs to his roommate who we kept awake through out the night when he most likely had work in the morning. Our bad.

Coke Bust, Sick Fix, Infernal Stronghold tour-
So far this has been one of my top favorites to date. The individuals in all the bands are great. Easy to get along with. The shows have been mayhem. Maxed out rooms, way diverse crowds, and everyone is going off for every band. On the way from montreal to toronto today we decided to make a quick stop at a casino, with one condition - 500 dollars on black. No other bets whatsoever. The dealer had to get the ok from her manager. He permitted the bet. him and some security watched as we rolled out screaming and yelling with 500 extra casino bucks. One of the coolest moments of my life. Fuck the system

the rest of the tour was tons of fun. dudes in sick fix and glue have proved to be some of my favorite dudes to tour with. hopefully we get the chance to do it again

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

crazy fuckin summer hangin out with sick fix

TOUR CHALLENGES

1.Stay awake as Christian families
2.Know that the end is near
3.Imitate Jesus' example of watchfulness
4.Keep in expectation watching for Jehovah's Day
5.Make Chris like Cold World

Monday, June 8, 2009

i wasnt really posting from my new laptop

i cant get the mouse to work

POSTING FROM MY NEW LAPTOP

it was a laptop






rancid rules
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCUm9kIFAqU

Check this out! You know smoking bud?

dear jason,
how have you been?i have been fine. i heard you are going to go to the beach with shawn. i bet that would be fun. i used to be in a band with shawn. remember????? yeah its too bad that i had to quit that band for my job. guess how much money coke bust made on saturday. 700 dollars. yeah everyone bought lps and shirts. you may think something like "im not sure if i entirely believe this" or "i didnt buy an lp" for all the non believers there is proof right here
Nicktape (1:01:10 PM): dude
Nicktape (1:01:14 PM): our band has so much moeny right now
Nicktape (1:01:15 PM): !!! LOL
you may be saying something like "well dont you owe six weeks like $580" WHATEVER BRO. yesterday was zack's birthday party and a lot of people went swimming. me, ambrose and bmac were the only ones with self respect. everyone else was trying to pressure me into being naked saying "it feels so good" or "i thought you gave negative fucks" i will tell you right now that being naked is not straightedge. anything that will make you feel good or give you respect from your peers is something that i do not want any part in. i got another check in the mail from a family member for my birthday. now i have like 1000 dollars after spending too much money on food and gas. how dumb are you you just gave me a million dollars for graduating and my birthday was right after. SPEAKING OF MY BIRTHDAY THANKS FOR ALL THE WALL POSTS. IM GLAD ALL OF YOU ARE MY REAL FRIENDS AND KNOW MY BIRTHDAY ISNT REALLY ON 420 OR 911. ALL 1,473 OF YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD TO ME. THAT MEANS YOU ANDY GILPIN. whatever. no big deal. i accidently stole pat vogels bluebeard pedal. OOPS. w/e i gave it back. I got to see sick fux record when i gave it back. new sick fix record's guitars are sounding pretty black metal. also pat vogel is moving to philly to be a hipster. disciples of christ's recordings sound pretty cool. ryan zellman showed me this SICK video and you all should check it out it out too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mo9eFro--Oo LIVING MY LIFE IN CIRCLES(every days the same). washington dc METAL. everyone should go see them july 10th at alfishawy because i cant. seriously. if you are too busy/important to go to a 12 band metal fest then you might as well drop out of hardcore. HUGE UPDATE. I JUST SIGNED FOR A HUGE FUCKING PACKAGE. LATE ASS BIRTHDAY PRESENT. OPENING RIGHT NOW. this is jubert signing off for now. until next time ill see you guys later.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

straight edge

The other day in bethesda i had a really bad experience.....if you were there you probably know what it was but if not, im not going in to it.....so to avoid anything like that again im going straightedge...at least till i get over this....

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Im drunk right now

Coke bust is gonna find out. im drinking right now, and i hope they never find out about this. my dreams will be crushed.

David Logue: SHOOTER MCGAVIN

that shit is so funny bro. like i fuckin love that dude bro.

GET WASTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so today i hung out with dannyb. some person made a thread on dchardcore about how morrisey sucks. what could be further from the truth?!?!?! i dont know.

Daniel Berman: Yea you fuckin gay, you let me kiss you. thats how i know your gay you let me kiss you.

We tried to steal my moms car, but we couldnt find the keys. then we found fireworks, and scared the cops away with a black cat.
Shaun toner is scared of the dark.
Trenton has long dreads, a short dick, and his girlfriends a lesbian. she hooked up with 2 countem 2 girls at the same time. without trenton. WTF!!!!!!foursome opportunity lost for trenton. hes blown. im moshin.

Chill. im wearin these gangster ass sunglasses and i look hard as shit. DL is on beer 13. Dannyb is about to get that cathy herrick joint. she left him for a beach in the summer of 9th grade. what a hussy.
she wants it tho. i mean her vegan lip tatoo.

Courtenay Barrett used to have a crush on shaun toner, and he didnt crush them jenx. what a loser. what a gay.

i shouldnt say gay, but i do anyway cuz i hate those dead city hippies. up the hardore punxxx.
i cant write punxxx any more cuz im not edge. i hate myself. i fuckin love david logue bro. that guy is like so fuckin funny bro, like i cant stop laughing bro.
Last night i was at this bangin party last night, and fuckin like he kicked this kid out of the party. like it was the fuckin funniest fuckin thing ive ever seen. like i love taht dude so much man, i cant stop laughing about it.

anyway, i got more edgebreaking...uhhhhh i mean dudekissing......uhhhhh i mean I AINT NO FUCKIN GAY

ANTON ROUGH
GET FUCKED UP
ARE YOU A REAL FUCKIN MAN

no. im not. i am a gay.

go to sleep or ill piss on shaun toner. hes so fuckin stupid sometimes. he says fuck like Faeck. its dumb.

WHITEPOWER PISS ON MY ASS

D.F. Jubert.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

midwest weekend - pittsburgh, chicago, Indianapolis. mar 6-9

Friday March 6th

SLICES (record release)
SICK FIX
COKE BUST

@ the Mr.
Roboto Project
722 Wood St.

Wilkinsburg, PA 15221

7pm

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Saturday March 7th

"PUNX DON'T DRINK" comp 7" release extravaganza

COKE BUST
SICK FIX
COLD SHOULDER
POISON PLANET
BOILING OVER
1 FOOT IN THE GRAVE

@ the Galaxie
2603 W.
Barry
Chicago, IL 60618

6:30 pm

a million TXP records come out this day

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*EARLY MATINEE SHOW!*
Sunday March 8th

COKE BUST
SICK FIX
PICKED CLEAN
WHAT THE FUCK?!

@ 1511 East 49th st
Indianpolis, IN

2PM yes this is really at 2PM, we will be cooking out pre-show, show starts at 2!!!

help needed crossing the canadian border this summer

This summer on our US tour we are playing 5 total shows in Canada- 4 on the East and 1 in Vancouver. We have heard various things about the best way of going about this. Apparently over the past few years the laws have become tighter too. If anyone with any kind of expertise on this subject could help us out it would be greatly appreciated. I don't know if it makes any difference but in 2005 our drummer tried unsuccessfully to enter the country with his other band and then got his ass banned for a year, haha.
For anybody who's curious, here are the Canadian dates-

july 6 - montreal
july 7 - ottowa
july 8 - toronto
july 9 - london

july 28 - vancouver

thanks! we will post more info on the tour soon.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

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