Saturday, August 30, 2008

i will never feel at home in this broken calloused world

ok so today we had that show at Gary's with like 9 other bands and such.....pretty cool. anyways by the end of this you will learn why not to listen to Daniel Jubert. so pretty much we were opening and the show was suppose to start at 6 but i dont think we started till like 6:30 or even later. but being an opening band nobody liked us, im not gonna lie, that was the fakest energy ive ever felt from a crowd, oh yeah sure they "liked" us, BULL SHIT! seriously i felt so much hate from that crowd, i knew this would happen, none of our true fans stuck up and booggied off the songs, and i got a water bottle thrown at me! which brings me to do you still hate me....haha, pretty much theres a youtube battle on one of our songs "This song is my statement of life in this cold dying world" (my guitar only version), shit was said, a facebook group was made as a joke/hatred against me, and i listened to DEAD PREZ. when he said to call out that person and dedicate the song to him, and for that i got a water bottle thrown my way, it didnt hit me, so i cant complain, but yeah, let me just say, it sux playing for people like that. it makes me not wanna be in this band anymore. it was pretty much like playing for a bunch of jocks, a bunch of people who were pretty much laughing in our faces (as so i felt). i mean yeah it was nice to play for a different crowd other than our friends, and have other bands playing whose drummers werent Daniel, even though, Mest, Less than Jake, and Anti Flag had him as well, the majority of them didnt. but i think the crowd was more geared into the Straight Edge/Hardcore/Screamo stuff, which is cool and all, but seriously, hate that feeling of pretty much going up and performing knowing that nobody but your friends who dont even get that much into the music are there for you. i apprciate everyone that did come out for support, it really meant a lot, but maybe this show wasnt for us, it just seems like no matter how hard we'll try, our fanbase will never spread to new ears, it will continue to stay with our friends, and thats fine and everything, and i know its not about how many fans you have, but over this past year, trying to really start How Low for reals w/Trenton, and having such high hopes for it, i started to realize that we werent gonna make it very far. we were gonna be done right after high school, and our style of music wasnt reflecting at all what we had planned, finally taking a little control to steer us in a more jazz direction, it became to much punk, and we soon added more styles (ska, surf-punk, and even like punk rock'n'roll "My mom kicked me out of my house and i will never feel fully excepted anywhere in my entire miserable life"). but i mean in less than a week its gonna be the beggining of senoir year, this is when we should be most excited. demos, shows, trying to influenece other people. but im just not feeling it as much anymore, im not gonna lie, like Plan Nine USA was defiantly one of my biggest live/local influences that made me wanna rock, and everytime we play i never feel that same energy that they had, and it does sound kind of stupid. i think this summer ive really figured out what i wanna do with my life, i wanna play in a band, i mean i decided that like back in 9th or 10th grade, but this summer really defined my love for music. i really figured out what kinda band i wanna be in, and what type of person i wanna be, what kinda crowd im trying pick up (i know that sounds kinda wierd), and what message i want to send to the people. like it sound wierd but when im at a concert and i meet people there really cool and they DONT LISTEN TO JUDGE , i feel respected and i dig that, but G-burg as much as i love it in way, im hated, and since thats the school we go to and no one digs us but our friends, i cant go on like this. a more popular person writes an anit-racist song and there loved, i do the same and im pretty much stoned to death, Fuck them! i love music so much and thats all i wanna do with my life, i love the energy i get from it and everything about it, but i think i might have to take a leave of absence.....im sorry that this whole blog started about this concert, but ive been thinking about this for a couple of weeks, then all this shit went down, and i just feel done, my mind could change, but at this point i think HOW LOW has done its job as a decent millionth band, and i just cant find my place with it anymore....im sorry but someone has to lose in this game of life and tonight that someone is you. we went from boys to men living in siihhhiiiiiin. waiting for the world to end. im gona do my thing no doubt no matter what comes out of your mouth. real recognize real and its true. and i just cant recognize YOU.

crazy game of poker

Hi! Were a punk rock band from Gaithersburg. We FINALLY HAVE songs, but for the last year weve been preaching about practices and recording shit, but we have continuously let you down. Im sorry. You see this band started out on a real limb, Andrew had gotten me into this whole punk rock thing and he said we should form a band. We both decided to play guitar but none of us knew how and didnt really have one of our own. We didnt let that stop us, so we said we need a bassist, and one day at lunch (8th grade 2004/2005) i went up to Matt and said you wanna be in me and Andrews band? He said sure, and i said okay cool, but your playin bass. Andrews sister left that summer to go to NC and left him her electric guitar, room, tv, and all this other shit. And by the end of the summer i too had gotten a guitar (but it wasnt a good one). David and Robby had quit the band briefly in september of 2005, mainly cause of Robbies personal grudge with andrew and since david and robby were inseperaple because ROBBY went to poolsville and not Gaithersburg, it was the call for some hard times, but thats beside the point. But David apologized to Andrew at a Hank Wangford concert and reunited. During Christmas of 9th grade Matt got a bass, and stared taking lessons. We started getting this whole band idea into our heads (well at least me) and thought by no time we would have songs. Well its a year and a half later and we still have nothing recorded. Andrew wasnt bad at guitar, but the lessons definatly helped. Robby was drummer, but he didnt know a thing about drums, and i tried getting him into cool music, but he was a big drip about. At the begining of 10th grade i kicked him out, because he wasnt getting a drum set anytime soon and im not sure if he really wanted to be in the band in the 1st place. he was bringing us down, and we wouldnt have gotten that far, i mean we would have still had to wait another year for him to learn how to play drums and he wasnt so enthusiastic about it anyways, so in the end everybody won! By this time i was already taking lessons for 2 months, and playing guitar was A LOT easier. This is when we started preaching about recording and shit but we definatly werent ready. we still totally sucked and need a drummer. Then we got Kayla, but we never got around to a band practice and she was a senoir and graduated. Its 2007 and were in 11th grade. We finally came along a drummer whose name was Daniel Cannistra!!! I had an awesome idea to ask him to be NLF's drummer, he accepted this task/quest and they went on to make good/ok music. Since 10/20/07 (October 20th of 2007) NLF has had several interesting band practices. Most of them consisting of playing Halo and now Rock Band, but they made some descent songs. 20s Romantic and My Penis being the 1st 2. Although those 2 songs dont really depict there style. Anyways it was like our 3rd band practice, and we decided to do a concert with Daniels other 2 of his 15 bands Five Heads Are Better Than Two and Rice Crackers. The show was supposed to be January 19th but it got pushed closer and then pushed back a tad, so it went from being 1/19/08 to 11/23/07 to finally 12/14/07! it was a wierd concert i mean a couple of more pratices could have helped and Andrew's "solo" project kinda took away from their show, but thats not stopping these young lads from making some punk rock for the masses. oh and then we played at GHS's International Night, which we had to switch Andrew to bass for, and Eileen did guess vocals for. My guitar didnt exactly work (it wasnt plugged in) which made for a somewhat disasterous show, i mean i think people understand that it wasnt working so were good, but ive heard many numerous things of how we killed and murdered that Moldy Peaches song "Anyone Else But You" but fuck it. so the next time you see these guys preform they'll have some better talent, actually work together on songs, and still make people laugh with there catchy punk rock songs, instead of having people leave to go talk shit about them outside of the show....but at least we had fun doing it!!! and David guarantees that next there show will make them better than Rice Crackers (he only hopes so) and then we'll tackle Siafu (since no offense but theyve kicked like every original member out so i mean its like what the hell!!!) Andrew also says we might try an unplugged show as well but thats still being deliberated. We are opposed to Racist, homophobs, and people that are just flat out jerks! FUCK YOU!!! So right now were just lookin' for some shows, and if you hear of any just message or comment us! :) -Daniel Frederick Jubert

Friday, August 29, 2008

gaithersburg

gaithersburg, is a hole, of emense and god like depths, and i
lay down in it, covered in the blood of squirrels being
run over by teenagers, covered in the sound of lawn
mowers, and sprinklers, dogs, and bad children,the kind that abuse cats.
it has its moments
like the solitary walk to the shopping center were
i go to get cheap cigerettes. on the warmest day of fall
i cant really complain, i just notice how know one looks
happy, even the people smiling look sad, broken down
by repetition i suppose. work and school never
works for me, because i'd like to pretend that i am not
a slave to any fraction of time. trading in that, to a prison
of bordem and undisciplined motivation. yeah, gaithersburg is a hole
of whore like depths, reaching out to the hoildays waiting'
to be covered in lights and excuses. and dying in the summer
and winter. dead suburbia, dead people walking aroung out
side my window, and sure, dead people walking in, right thru my
front door to sit down and watch a pretty screen........yeah, books, a messy room,
laundry, brother, mother, dad,
movies looming somewhere,
theaters full of people, and
cars full of laughing kids,
and parties, and sex, and televison,
all going on outside my life, but not in it.
its curious how i feel.
like a fly in a bee hive.......
not everyone is going to understand you,
not everyone is going to make a good friend,
not every one with a smile and a good greeting is stable,
or fun,
or loyal.
but they are good at acting like they are,
every party is a new test,
every coffee shop and bar a midterm in urban social studies,
every picture of drunk friends on the icebox, is a badge
of social championship, be aware, and beware, cause
they are coming for you......
the world is a black flaming red hot motor life..world.
and i am a gentle singular feather side ride. and we are
fleeing the parking lots and we are not wearing shoes
or frowns. and the hurricane is coming like a tornado.
and the snails dont like their shells.but the farmer thinks
his blood is cute.
so do we.
all about the smoke the death dancing around like a snake.
god like a hammer.
god like a parking lot
and everywhere the most stinking piles of
misery. and me blabbing about
my life.
the toilet. my hunger.
and my soul.while life is raped, bombed, robbed, and beaten, while life
is innocent, charming, and clever. the whole world turns
spinning death, and love, and money, and pets, cars, bars, and ashtrays.
the whole world turns, oblivous, and indifferent to christopher
columbus, or the space program. the world is only going from
a to b, what a simple life it must lead....... in love with love with
love to death. oh geez, i must have gone over board. i must have
been medicating my self. i must be crazy.
me in my kitchen in pj's looking out the window in the afternoon.
the water heater kicks in, sounding like a big machine. animals
toe nails tap the floor. me in my pjs with a fictional cup of coffee.
pondering work to be done.....i have nothing to say, but could talk for hours,
nonetheless,
not being used enough.
much like an appendix, very very useless. and dogs
crawl at my feet, and people talk around me,
like i am and uninteresting painting. and this
is still okay, because, well just because that
the way this has been going for a while. i am
glad other people get along, i am glad
everyone is happy with god.
as i see it, at this moment....
the clouds are moving in. the sun is moving
out, the dogs barking, and sirans barking.
and all types of people outside are milling about.
the light comes in cautiously thru my window
to rest on my fingers and lap. i am staring at
my screen, it is blue but i imagine it red, blood,
fire, whichever.and i think of truth, and justice.
i think of beatings and rapings,
and murders, and bombs,
i think of truth, and hope, and justice,
and then, cancers, heartattacks,
and the things that will kill my parents,
and then, carwrecks and suicides
the things that will kill me,
and hope, and happiness, truth
and justice, sitting
on a balcony in a grand theatre.
somewhere else..laughing at the sad show of my life.......

life.

one day my friend the
world will be your oyster, your very own silver shit bucket,
where you can unload all of your worldly miserys into. and
when everyone stops listening to you, kill yourself. dont
make me run into you, 20 years from now on the side of a 7-eleven
in st. louis, cursing out little girls, and spitting on cops, just dont.
its different now, the house is cold, the rooms dont
look the same, there is dust on everything and the
animals are quite, subdued. the cigerettes taste bad.
so do the booze. it feels empty, even when people
are here.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

too stoned nintendo

today is my first fake birthday. i had my doubts on whether it would be a good idea or not to lie to the entire facebook community. I WAS SOOO RIGHT! THIS FEEELS SO GOOD! in all honesty this has been ALOT better than any of my real birthdays. i am probably going to do another one next week. i saw this video of this guy who is practically a tree. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=AgQpMKES7BI shit is so fucking nuts. look at him. he is a fucking tree. i went to the doctor today and she was all like whats up? i told her that i have all these dots on my arm and i dont know what they are from or anything. she told me that these dots were actually a pilonidal cyst on the base of my spine. she said that i probably ruptured it at the defiance ohio show. this sucks. at least i get to have percocets. my dad is so weird. he recently starting flipping out on me about not making kool-aid and shit. i am 18 years old. my dad can make his own fucking kool-aid. my little brother has an infected toe. shit is so nasty. he never even told me that he had it. its like no one ever tells me anything anymore. he got it from being in the marching band. WHAT A FUCKING NERD!!! hes all about that shit now. being a fucking nerd and shit. he should be driving for an hour to go record shopping like a real fucking man. Ambrose told me to make a zine. like a real old fashioned zine. that you could hold in your hands. who the fuck reads zines anymore? everyone i know just reads blogs. i could make this blog more zinelike. i am going to start off with some reviews. timber 7inch-THIS 7INCH IS NOT EVEN GOOD.IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE APPROPRIATE FAITH ON IT. MORE PROOF THAT THIS RECORD IS BAD IS THAT THE BAND PLAYED IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH AND NO ONE CARED AT ALL. THE 7inch SHOULD HAVE BEEN JUST APPROPRIATE FAITH AND MAYBE A REMIX THAT SOUNDS EXACTLY THE SAME ON THE OTHER SIDE. what a dumb band that timber is. they are not as dumb as that band erik sutch though. erik sutch is a dumb band. i hate daniel crown. i heard that the ergs dont even really need to wear glasses. i am in the same boat. the glasses that i wear are not prescription. remember that band i was in? everyone was supposed to wear glasses. shawn wore contacts. i dont know why we didnt play pop punk songs or at least descendents covers. today i saw wale in the old qo yearbook. he is an ugly guy. wale is a bad rapper. i didnt have the heart to tell walid that though. he would have been so crushed. if you want to listen to good gaithersburg rap i would recomend listening to G-MAT. wale wishes he was as good as g-mat. daniel crown is so whiny. upstairs downstairs upstairs downstairs upstairs downstairs upstairs downstairs upstairs downstairs upstairs downstairs upstairs downstairs

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

just think about it

i had my second day of highschool today. it was pretty good i guess. i have a fourth period class now. ceaser is in it and hes acting all like we are best friends. hes all like "sit here! sit here!". if i didnt sit there i would just look like a dick wouldnt i? im not the dick you know that. chuck is in that class. chuck ruuuuullleeeessss. i am glad that he is down with me. today i had to help my sister move in. SHE HAS SOOOOO MUCH STUFF!!! i would bring like a fourth of what she brought.my mom bought her rosemary and olive oil triscuits. i wanted to eat them sooooo bad. those things are soooo fucking good. a funny thing happened today. i moved my seat and mrs.sonsev let it slide. her thinking of this was that i never talk. (in russian class i remember just shouting out whatever came to my mind, not necessarily funny at all or anything, just beacuse i was bored) scott however tries to move his seat and mrs.sonsev threatens to send him to iss or some shit. SCOTT NEVER TALKS EVER!!!!! HE IS SO FUCKING QUIET!!!! its not even like i am a good student either. this is my third year of russian. I DONT KNOW ANYTHING AT ALL! like seriously. i got a b last year. i just copied. i only know the russian that i remember from copying stuff. ANOTHER THING! on the way to college park to help my sister move in my mom is all like "you have a doctors appointment tomorrow". ITS NOT EVEN DURING SCHOOL!!! WHY DONT MY PARENTS TELL ME WHEN THEY ARE DOING STUFF LIKE SENDING ME TO THE DOCTOR!!! I AM NOT EVEN SICK!!! I JUST HAVE THESE WEIRD SPOTS ON ME!! ITS NO BIG DEAL I SWARE I FEEL FINE! i am not going to bring it up to the doctor. i just want to get in and out. my little brother has an appointment right after me though. i want to hang out with my little brother i sware but his friends are so lame. why cant he just be friends with my friends. sometimes i want to fight him. he says unfunny things that i probably said in 9th grade. PISSES ME OFF. pat and ambrose were just with me. they are leaving to college tomorrow. my plan for insincire facebook comments is working. i changed my birthday to tomorrow and people are writing. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! and shit like that. everyone has to do it. i dont care if you know its not my birthday. it will show that you care. if you care alot then bake me a cake or something and bring it to me. it doesnt matter if its vegan or not. i just want to carry it around to give the illusion that 17 years ago to this day was my birth. i cant think of anything funny to write as my little brothers friend on youtube. i dont know how to make anyone mad i feel like im out of angst ideas and will. WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE LIKE 10 KIDS WITH MOHAWKS AT MY SCHOOL?!?!?!? its so lame. they have the lamest mohawks ever. they are like a half of an inch. wow what a big fucking deal. http://flickr.com/photos/dinocorekid/2705679598/ see that hair like off to the side? i have a bigger mohawk than anyone in our school just by association. my hair looks so curly. i wish i didnt have curly hair. i feel like i should cut my hair short. maybe i could grow my hair out like it was when i was single. i never had problems then. oh yeah guess what im famous now. i dont know if i talked about this before but i should have. if i start coming to school with like really nice clothes or a new car or a really good looking girlfriend dont be suprised. i was at the mall to go back to school shopping. i am tru punx(i sware) but i looked at hot topic. GUESS WHAT THEY SOLD!!! THEY SOLD AN OFF WITH THEIR HEADS FULL LENGTH!!! I PLAYED WITH OFF WITH THEIR HEADS IN MY FRIENDS BASEMENT!!!! GUESS WHAT THE GUY FROM OFF WITH THEIR HEADS SAID!!!! HE SAID GOOD SET!!!!!!! HE WAS THE GUITARIST SINGER NOT SOME FUCKING DRUMMER OR BASSIST! I AM WAITING FOR MY ROYALTIES!!!

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

im empty

I AM SO STOKED TO BE IN HIGH SCHOOL AGAIN! ALL I HAVE TO DO IS PASS ENGLISH!!! I WILL PARTY SO HARD IN EVERY OTHER CLASS! it was my last first day of highschool. that is so sad. i am going to learn to play the violin. i have friends in every class ever. My little brother goes to school with me now. isnt that something? i am going to go out with every girl he likes. class of 12 maing. all mine. me hanging out with james willett is like me hanging out with an 8th grader right now. there is this other kid on my street that goes to school with me. its like he came out of fucking nowhere. i havent seen him ever do anything on my street. if i never make it home the streets have swollowed me whole. school is just holding me back from where i need to go. i honestly am going to drop out pretty soon. i dont need to waste my time learning nothing in school. i am going to move to silver spring or dc maybe and start working a job. i want to work with my hands. i want to make food. i think that would be a pretty good job. would make great food too. you would be willing to spend 10 assloads of money for one meal. check out this video of this guy!!!!!! http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=7IV0mxtycRc you have to watch the whole thing its so cool. espescially all of it. andrew wk has long hair again so that is pretty cool i guess. i used to have long hair. that was not cool at all. do you know what else is not cool? four dudes are not cool. i was going to hang out with my little brother but then i didnt. he was hanging out with laaaammmmee kids. these kids are really nerdy and i really want to fight them for what they are. they are the reason my brother plays rockband so much. i played it once. YOU KNOW WHY?!?!? BECAUSE I AM NOT MY LITTLE BROTHER AND ROCKBAND IS STUPID. THATS FUCKING WHY. i am just glad that my little brother is not hanging out with the jerbangs. he cant become one of them. definetly not when i am still going to school with him. it has been 7 years since ive been to school with my little brother. i remembered some kids from elementry school. they are still sooooo fucking annoying. they are still easily as stupid. ambrose tried to say me having liked pennywise was as bad as him liking korn. pennywise is so punk. they sing about hating dads and skateboarding. do you even realize how punk that is? http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=BV80jLvp1ug I AM SO TIRED OF YOUR RULES. HE CANT EVEN LISTEN TO BLACK FLAG BECAUSE OF HIS PARENTS!!! korn on the other hand sings about fucking nursery rhymes. ambrose went on for awhile talking about how "dark" it was and shit. i will let you decided for yourself. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=3n89VHNPV0E i have never been wrong before. ambrose said that black flag put out two other good albums. WRONG!!! THOSE ALBUMS ARE BORING!!! you say you dont like the ramones well i say were alot like the ramoness we look good together but we dont get along. yeah were alot like the ramones

Monday, August 25, 2008

like a chump

yesterday was my last night to hang out. i asked people to hang out and all they said was "i dont give a fuck". it was really sad. i have been listening to alot of blink-182 latelty because im still in high school. i always wondered if blink 182 actually thought that they were funny. they are not funny. they had that skit about that dog drinking piss. how could everyone in the band want that on the album for more than 5 minutes? it doesnt make sense to me. i actually did hang out for a little bit. james took me to bloom and we ate ice cream on a hammock at like 230. SUMMER AS FUCK. STILL FUCKING SUMMER. STILL FUCKING SUMMER. yesterday lila told me she was racewalker4christ. i dont believe that for a second. if the real racewalker4christ is reading this i havent let my gaurd down at all and i have a dog that will rip you apart. i am going to change so much when everyone is in college. i havent decided what im going to do yet though. i might embrace the folkpunx subsubculture. ill stop shaving my legs and shit and start my own brewery. i might start wearing plaid shorts and sandals. i could pull that off. john told me that he would pay me 150 dollars out of his pocket if i wore one of them hats with the dreads in it already for a month. i might do it. i need money. he said i have to wear it in school and claim that it is part of my religion. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyjG1Ocwsf8 [Fred:] Who can be the boss?Look up to the crossStranded in the land of the lostStandin up, I'm sidewaysI'm blazin' up the pathRunnin on the highways of rapChoked up by the smoke and the charcoalLava stamps and brands me like a barcodeI'm Dashin all the meteor strikesKeep the media dykesAs re-enforcements for the fightAnd that alone with keep John Ghotti on the phoneTangled in his own I got the bees on the trackWhere the fuck you at?[Method Man] TicalLet me hear you pigeons run your mouth now[Method Man] Shut the fuck up!I'm pluggin in them social skillsThat keep my total bills over a millionThe last time I checked itThank God I'm blessed with the mind that I wreck itWait until the second round, I'll knock him out[Method Man:] They call me big John studMy middle name mudDirty water flowToo much for you thugsThat can't stand the floodWhat up doc?Hold big gun like Elmer FuddThe sure shotMr. Meth I'm unpluggedLearnTemperature's too hot for sunblockBurnPlayin with minds can get you state timeLock behind twelve bars from a great mindKilla bees in the club when there's ladybugBrought a sword to tha dance floor to cut a rugLove is love all day 'til they both slugAnd take another life in cold bloodCan't feel me?Cause it's your bloodMurder is tremendousCrime is endlessSame shit different dayFather forgive usThey know not what they doOur praises doI'm big like easy, ya bigbamboo[Method Man:] What's that, I didn't hear you?Shut the fuck up!Come on a little louderShut the fuck up!Everybody N 2 Gether nowShut the fuck up!What? What?[Method Man:] Headstrong, deadcon, dead by dawnDeadweight they dead wrongLet's get it onTwelve rounds of throwdownWho hold crown?Protect land with both poundLimp BizkitGet around like merry-goWhat's the scenario?Comin' through your stereoWhy risk itLifestyles of the prolific and giftedEight essential vitamins and mineralsDeliciousWord on the street isThey bit my thesisKnocked out their front teethesTryin to taste mineActin like they heard through the grapevineDope fiendin for the baselineTo provide rhymePharmaceuticalsHard as nails to the cubicleWhere you find that monsterShe beautifulWu-Tang and Limp BizkitRoll on the checkKick a hole in the speakerPull the plug and inject[Fred:] Mic checkSo what's it all about?Where we gonna run?Maybe we can meet up on the sunDiscretion is advisedFor the blood of virgin eyesLimpin on the track with MethodSo get the sunblockYou get your one shotUntil you dissolveI revolve around everything you gotFrom outta nowhere prepareYou'll be blinded by the glareI told you not to stareNow you're turned into stoneWithout a microphoneBut don't you forget you're in the zone[Method Man] So shut the fuck up!And take that shit backCause all your shit's whack[Method Man] Doodoo is doodooWhen it's way down like thatBurnin up your brain like a pistonSo all those who didn't listenNever even knew what they were missinAnd never even knew that the sky was fallin downWu-Tang Clan for the crown[Method Man:] What's that, I didn't hear you?Shut the fuck up!Come on a little louderShut the fuck up!Everybody N2 Gether nowShut the fuck up!What? What?[Method Man:] It was over your head all day every dayS-I-N-Y1-0-3-0-4Wu-Tang, Killa Bees, and the LimpB-I-Z-K-I-TGotta know the timeGotta know to rhymeIt ain't easy bein greezyIn a world of cleanliness and you know all that other madnessWe gonePeaceLimp Bizkit, Method Man, rock the house y'all, bring it onHey wait up, where you guys going? You're not recording are you? I'm all aloneI can't do thisFeel itYou guys feel it out there?Check your head if you feel itHey, hey, heyEvery day is brigther than the next day, at least that's what you think
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNvsFurBW3M
they name dropped black flag. less people should have black flag tattoos. ONE GOOD ALBUM. AND ITS NOT EVEN AMAZING. i told youtube that black flag was an emo band because henry sang about being depressed and he also cut his wrist. it got a -10. that is the lowest that i have ever gotten. i really really really really wanna get shit started, but people everywhere just get retarded.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

U CAN TAKE MY MONEY U CAN TAKE MY TIME BUT U CANT TAKE MY HEART ITS IN THE CITY BEHIND

a bunch of stuff happened to me yesterday. i had a good time. i smelled like ciggarettes. i was told that leftover crack still lives in c-squat. i dont believe it. i touched c-squat for like 5 minutes and it was so hard. i dont think i could be a squatter forever. i would just be a spring/summer squatter and then just sleep at a house or some shit. i am going to start a squat in the abandoned nuclear silo. there is a new leftover crack band. they are called start fucking hipsters. http://www.myspace.com/starfuckinghipsters i encourage you to listen to them if you havent already. i have been listening to those two songs all morning. they are playing in maryland twice in october. you should go with me because i dont want to go by myself/drive. does anyone want to see nofx with me because i dont want to go by myself or drive. if you see on the star fucking hipsters websiter that girl is wearing a tie. i dont understand why people in punk bands wear ties. ties are stupid. they should kick that girl out. shes wearing a hat too. fuck that shit. yesterday i was in a room with a computer. john really wanted to show me this video of this retarded guy beating off. it was really sad. i also saw this guy cut off his dangler to the soundtrack of metal. it was so sweet. we looked at alot of pictures of mutilations and decapitions and stuff like that. we did it for a long time. i wouldve felt really weird if i did that by myself but i didnt so its fine. shawn told me that pain olympics stuff would come back to haunt me and stuff but it totally didnt. maybe if it was someguy getting his dangler cut off without consent it might have scarred me. BUT IT WASNT. i also played checkers. i was undefeated! one time when i was in freshman year ambrose kept going on about how good he was at checkers. i even brought a checkers set to school so we could play each other. i honestly thought he would be really good but i beat him twice and he beat me none. he didnt even make smart moves. i beat him again yesterday. i am so good at everything. i could probably get a checkers scholorship. we stayed up till the sun came up. it was pretty cool. i wasnt even that tired. i didnt sleep a whole lot. its fucking summer. no sleep summer. this guy on the internet said that smelly from nofx is the best drummer in the world. what a dumb idiot. smelly only knows how to play one beat. hes good at it but who wouldnt be after being in a band that plays one beat for 25 years. i still dont understand why people on the internet are wrong.

Saturday, August 23, 2008

for danny and for davey

i am starting highschool in a few days and i am very excited and also extremely scared. i have not been able to sleep for the past 2 weeks as i am afraid that i will not fit in with the kids at my school. katie dance is playing a show tonight. it should be really sweet. we are playing with defiance ohio and also police and thieves. we are getting all the money from the show. we are even getting the money that defiance ohio and police and thieves get from selling their cds and shirts and records and buttons and patches and nofx shorts and autographed guitars. that should be fun. yesterday i watched james work on a pedal for a million years. SOOOOOOOO BORING! after like 2 hours i was all like "this is really boring and im really bored." and erik got all mad. im glad hes gone. hes all the way in new york and i can talk all the shit that i want. when i said i was going to go to that show in new york i was joking. i would never want to go to new york because new york is stupid and so is everyone who goes there for college and maybe even summer. the only good part is all my friends who live in c-squat. i made alot of friends there and since they showed me how to survive without money. they showed me how to buy 2 dollar fallafel. it was okay but it was cool to know that i am roughing it. i didnt even bring a change of clothes. my dad was all like "DID YOU BRING A TOOTHBRUSH?!?!?!" and i was all like "oh ill go get one right now" I HAD NO INTENTION OF GETTING ONE!!!!! TRU PUNX!!! also another reason why erik sux. we were listening to blood for blood and he said he didnt want to listen to it. WHY WOULD SOMEONE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH LISTENING TO THIS!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBnK2K9FKRI&feature=related i want to be in a band that covers blood for blood songs. i might even get a blood for blood tattoo. i might join blood for blood. i am listening to less than jake right now. i like less than jake alot. SAY SOMETHING! they are really good. i dont care if everyone else who likes them is in 6th grade. check out this show that is happening 9/27: @ Celebrated Summer Records - Ruiner, Pulling Teeth, Government Warning, The Ergs!, Deep Sleep, Sick Fix, Brain Dead. did you see it? katie dance is secretly headlining try to keep it on the dl. its cool to be playing with my friends the ergs. i am really good friends with them. this guy named blam says that i look like mike erg. he says i look alot like him. he is wrong. maybe a little bit. all of the ergs have girlfriends. if they put out a new record i am not going to buy it. i might get to go to celebrated summer records. that is my favorite record store. i have to sweep up some stuff though.NEW METALOCOLYPSE RULES!!! FUCK SOBRIETY KILL STRIAGHTEDGE!!! COACH MCGUIRK!!!!!!! if theres a god in the sky, only he can judge me so until my dying day stay the fuck out of my face

Thursday, August 21, 2008

only god can judge me

i am really excited for all the new kids that are coming to gaithersburg highschool . it seems like most of my friends are leaving for college and other things next year but it is good to know that most of my new friends will probably be the freshman class. they seem so cool. i had the opportunity to talk to someone going into freshman year as my little brother. here is what was said.

athletictoula99 (9:20:57 PM): bring 10 bucks tomarrow
athletictoula99 (9:21:42 PM): ok
Jubert5 (9:21:58 PM): im not bringing any money
athletictoula99 (9:22:06 PM): gold cards plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
athletictoula99 (9:22:12 PM): 10 bucks
athletictoula99 (9:22:22 PM): ask ur mom
Jubert5 (9:25:18 PM): im not buying you any gold cards
athletictoula99 (9:25:38 PM): y not
Jubert5 (9:25:57 PM): you dont even know how to spell
athletictoula99 (9:26:05 PM): wat/
athletictoula99 (9:26:07 PM): ?
Jubert5 (9:26:26 PM): "tomarrow?"
athletictoula99 (9:26:38 PM): watevahh dude
Jubert5 (9:26:39 PM): suppose i was to give you money "tomarrow"
athletictoula99 (9:26:48 PM): yeah
athletictoula99 (9:26:54 PM): do it
Jubert5 (9:27:03 PM): i cant because thats not a word
athletictoula99 (9:27:14 PM): watevahh dude
Jubert5 (9:27:30 PM): get a job
athletictoula99 (9:27:43 PM): plz buy 1
Jubert5 (9:27:55 PM): what good would that do?
athletictoula99 (9:28:05 PM): help the football team
Jubert5 (9:28:09 PM): i dont care
athletictoula99 (9:28:22 PM): and its a coupon for food at like papa johns
athletictoula99 (9:28:30 PM): and a lot of other places
Jubert5 (9:28:46 PM): i hate papa johns
athletictoula99 (9:28:48 PM): all year
Jubert5 (9:28:51 PM): they are so mean to me
athletictoula99 (9:29:00 PM): quiznos
athletictoula99 (9:29:04 PM): jerrys
Jubert5 (9:29:55 PM): i hate quiznos even more
Jubert5 (9:30:02 PM): so hostile
athletictoula99 (9:30:27 PM): fuck u mark just get ten dollars
Jubert5 (9:30:32 PM): fuck off
Jubert5 (9:30:36 PM): i dont care
Jubert5 (9:30:45 PM): why should my mom have to pay for something i dont care about
athletictoula99 (9:31:01 PM): how do u know ur mom dont care
Jubert5 (9:31:06 PM): I DONT CARE
Jubert5 (9:31:20 PM): why would i want to get my mom into somethign i dont care about
Jubert5 (9:31:45 PM): why dont you get your mom to buy a bunch
athletictoula99 (9:31:49 PM): i did
Jubert5 (9:32:03 PM): yeah well get her to buy enough for you to not bug the shit out of me
athletictoula99 (9:32:11 PM): no can do
athletictoula99 (9:32:29 PM): shit mark just do it
Jubert5 (9:32:31 PM): NO
Jubert5 (9:32:35 PM): WHY THE FUCK WOULD I DO IT
Jubert5 (9:32:41 PM): I DONT CARE
athletictoula99 (9:33:00 PM): to help a whole bunch of guys lookin for help
Jubert5 (9:33:00 PM): get someone else to care
Jubert5 (9:33:16 PM): i dont care about you playing football
athletictoula99 (9:33:24 PM): other guys
Jubert5 (9:33:27 PM): i dont care
athletictoula99 (9:33:38 PM): big guys who might beat u up if u dont
Jubert5 (9:34:01 PM): everyone on the football team is stupid i dont care about them
athletictoula99 (9:34:28 PM): hey u better watch out u might get beaten even if u buy 1
Jubert5 (9:34:44 PM): wow that makes me care
Jubert5 (9:34:49 PM): SYKE SYKE SYKE SYKE SYKE
athletictoula99 (9:35:06 PM): ur funeral
Jubert5 (9:35:08 PM): i will write you a haiku
Jubert5 (9:35:14 PM): football is stupid
Jubert5 (9:35:22 PM): i dont care about your game
Jubert5 (9:35:33 PM): i hope you get shot
athletictoula99 (9:36:06 PM): um u cant even play quads so u shouldnt be talkin
Jubert5 (9:36:19 PM): talkin about what?
athletictoula99 (9:36:29 PM): how football sucks
Jubert5 (9:36:30 PM): talking abotu not caring about football?
Jubert5 (9:36:36 PM): you are making so much sense
athletictoula99 (9:36:38 PM): look how much u suck
Jubert5 (9:36:54 PM): yeah but what does that have to do with football...
Jubert5 (9:37:01 PM): you are not making any sense
Jubert5 (9:37:25 PM): also i rule
athletictoula99 (9:37:45 PM): yu suck ur moms ass
Jubert5 (9:38:11 PM): yeah whatever im not buying anything from you
athletictoula99 (9:38:43 PM): fine but ill ask u every day and FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jubert5 (9:38:53 PM): yeah im still going to say no
Jubert5 (9:39:00 PM): why did you give me a fuck you?
Jubert5 (9:39:20 PM): you arent helping your case at all
athletictoula99 (9:39:27 PM): cause u didnt buy 1
Jubert5 (9:39:39 PM): so?
Jubert5 (9:39:46 PM): i gave you perfectly good reasons not to
athletictoula99 (9:39:58 PM): not really
athletictoula99 (9:39:59 PM): g2g
athletictoula99 (9:40:01 PM): bye

THEY SPELLED WHATEVER LIKE WATEVAHH!!!! AND THEY DID IT TWICE!!!!! gold cards actually seem cool. but i know they would not be cool in real life but only in a video game or something. i would pay 10 rubees to have a gold card. i told nate martens about this blog! he told me not to make it and then i told him it was too late. he told me he liked horse the band and i remember showing him that band and having him tell me how bad/how lame i am. ian millz told me someone bought that pizza lookin horse the band record and cut it up into pizza slices and then burnt it and put pictures of it up on the vlv. THATS STUPID AND LAME! THAT RECORD COSTS LI3K 50 BUCKS! ambrose got that choking victim record for 40 bucks. i would have got it before him if i had 40 bucks and i saw it before him. that racewalk4christ humyn talked to me again. they said they knew i had a house! HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW THAT!?!?!?!?!
they also told me that racewalking was the most underrated sport ever. i looked into race walking and found it to be exceptional. if you are interested in finding out more about racewalking or even just need to buy a racewalking book or tshirt please go to www.racewalk.com. if you need further research regarding racewalking please go here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8&feature=rec-fresh. I GOT PLAYED ON THE RADIO CAN U FUCKIN BELIEVE THAT SHIT I AM BLOWING UP PEOPLE ARE GOING TO START RECOGNIZING ME ON THE STREET AND DEMANDING I WRITE SONGS FOR THEM OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT. so my little brother left his facebook signed in and it looked all weird. GUESS WHAT HE WAS DOING!!! HE WAS USING THE NEW FACEBOOK!!!!! WHAT A FUCKING FUCKTARD! NEW FACEBOOK IS SO BAD! HE IS PROBABLY THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD WHO USES IT! school is almost starting. if you are close friends with me then you already know that i wont be attending my senior year of high school. i plan to move to dc or silver spring and start a small family. ok this is rancid signing off for now, until next time we'll see you guys later.

you know im always leaving

CHECK YOU THIS TOTALLY COOL/NEW/HILARIOUS VIDEO THAT I JUST FOUND AND NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT BUT IS STILL SOOO FUNNY http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8# http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8# http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8# LOLOLOLOL i posted it three times because everyone should at least watch it three times because they have never seen it before. i feel like i am doing a great favor to alot of people who would otherwise never have found this video. its almost like i invtented this video. yesterday was a good day for me. i got to go to a whole other state! virginia was fun. it seems to me that virginia is mostly about sitting in grass, playing with dirt, burying cds, and lying about 24 hour pizza places. i played this really fun game called galaga that i have only played one other time this summer. if you are not farmilliar with galaga then THIS IS NOT WHAT GALAGA IS http://www.smiliegames.com/galaga/ . Some people will tell you that you are fighting aliens or some shit but I WILL SWARE ON MY LIFE AND MY GOD THAT YOU ARE JUST FIGHTING BUGS. i know because one time i beat the me and then they zoomed out and you were just fighting bugs. that stuff that you thought were stars or something? those are just dust particles. i listened to james reichard and james willett talk about amps for a little. i dont know anything about amps. they could have both been using made up words and shit and i wouldnt even know. a bad thing also happened yesterday i had to eat with pat heindel. he is so stupid and says the stupidest things. when we ate at yuan fu he didnt order anything at all! how can you be such a dickhole to show up to yuan fu and not order anything and still be so stupid. he got into this argument with this lady that he should be able to drink alcohol in the restaraunt because "this is america". I always feel like i have to apologize for pat whenever i am not around people who dont know him. colin heindel rules though. i am going to hang out with him so much and we are going to become obese and grow facial hair and start riding motorcycles and start a band called DYING 2 LIVE. it seems like a good idea to me. Gary called erik last night and told him he was going to put out a timber 7inch with just damn bobby and baby ears on it. i think that the only way this will happen is if gary reads this and sees that i doubt him and puts it out just to spite me. he was only going to put out 100 records. you would still looze money if you sold all of them and shit. i remember onetime my dad was trying to think of the name for yuan fu and he said kung fu. LOLOLOLOOLOLLOOOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. oh man. my dad is so crazy. my dad said i have to go get water and pick up my little brother from band camp. FUCK THAT NOISE. IM 18 YEARS OLD. i wish i was still 16. when i was 16 people would look at me and they would envy my youth. youth rhymes with mouth. i thought all dentists lied to you and told you that you have nice teeth. i thought this because the dentist looked at my dads teeth and he has like dentures and shit and she still said he had nice teeth. then she later said that i have nice teeth and my dad has gross teeth. HOW DO I KNOW SHES NOT JUST GOING TO TALK SHIT ON MY TEETH TO THE NEXT PERSON WHO HAS THEIR TEETH LOOKED AT? the point is daniel crowns dentist tells him he has bad teeth. lololololololololllolmao. i am listening to pg.99 right now. document 5 is so good. erik says that pygmy lush is better than pg.99. HE COULDNT BE MORE WRONG. he also said that malady is better than pg.99. that is more understandable. but it is still very wrong. erik is wrong alot of the time. he told me that baseball was the most exciting olympic sport. baseball is so boring. i used to play baseball for like 4 years. it is even boring to play. the only reason i played it was because you didnt have to run as much as you did in soccer and i was pretty chubby. my sister used to make fun of me for it. it hurts more than any of you will ever know ever. i was supposed to play this show today at garys house. we are not playing that show anymore. i am freaking the fuck out right now. someone just sent me this im.

racewalk4christ (1:46:19 PM): your name is daniel jubert! and you have two parents! a mom and a dad!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW THE FUCK DO THEY KNOW THAT! I FUCKING HATE THE INTERNET. PEOPLE CAN FUCKING LEARN EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU AND THEN IM YOU WHAT THEY KNOW AND SIGN OFF IMMEDIATLY! YOU ARE THEN LEFT TO WRITE ABOUT IT ON UR BLOG!
i feel really unsafe right now. i am alone at my house what if racewalk4christ shows up? they probably know all my extensive security shit because they are internet wizards. i dont know what i can do about this. i do not want to live my life like this.

i dont even have a guitar at my house. i am so bored. if i smoked ciggarettes all i would do all day is smoke ciggarettes. i think i might smoke ciggarettes when i go to college. it seems like an intellectual kind of thing to do. if i was erik and i wanted to be taken seriously in the film buisness i would definetly start smoking ciggarettes. maybe even cigars. all i want to do is smoke cigars and play guitars. i want to start a folk band. i have an acoustic guitar but i want a better one. if i started a folk band i would get so fucking rich. there are many reasons why me starting a folkpunx band is the best idea ive ever had in the world. NUMER ONE. people on the plan-it-x boards talked about me. there is already a buzz going. NUMBER TWO. there are a million fucking hippiefolk kids. NUMBER THREE. all folk kids are closet millionaires so i will get sooooo much fucking money.

my room is baisically a squat because i dont pay rent on it and it smells funny sometimes

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

the only reason i have my shirt off is cause i was getting in the persona of who i was emulating and i get 2 excited

the band that dedicated a song to me is apparently NOT EVEN A BAND ANYMORE!!! "that we are no more. after i pretty much quit the band last night, i later talked to Daniel and because of that we are no more i guess, well thats what he said. i thought the other 3 wouldve gone on, but i guess not..........so i leave now saying that we are taking a long break, and we could return at any given time, but for now it seems that we are no more"-david lights falling. i think they kicked him out for having too long of a pause. im pretty sure that you are only supposed to have three... or something like that. that sucks. they were like the only punk band in gaithersburg that anyone ever really cared about. they are so punk that they have to problem calling people assholes on the internet. here is a video if you dont believe me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D665ELPbUHY it is hard to come by punx of this caliber and i hope their next projects will hold a candle to northern lights falling. yesterday i just sat around and slept and also ate. i dont even have my guitar. its at kyles house. like 2 days ago i watched trenton kyle and david smoke twice and heard about them smoking once or twice more. i ate the roach because they kept on handing it to me. i am still straightedge i sware. i might start a roach metal band. maybe bird metal. my other band is looking like its about to break up/already broke up probably. but maybe that means that we are about to get huge or some shit. maybe god is causing troubles in my band so that later he can throw down with us when we are playing arenas and shit. i want to start a pop punk band. if you live around the gaithersburg metropolitan area and arent leaving for college and stuff. i was thinking that like since alot of pop punk bands sing about girls we could like switch it up and sing about dudes. I MEAN!!!!!!!!! NAW! THATS GROSS!!!!!!!!!! I MEANT BROADS!!! WERE GOING TO SING ABOUT BROADS!!! I LOVE THE VAG I SWARE!!! when i went to new york i hung out with alot of people. one of those people were andrew wk. andrew wk was nothing but nice to me and everyone i saw him interact with. needless to say i was appauled when i saw that he was not well recieved in the juggalo community. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpb2U-h3NSk&feature=related HE DOES A DANCE FOR THEM AND THEY JUST THROW SHIT AT HIM! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ABOUT! i have to pick up my little brother from band camp. WHAT A NERD! BANDS ARE NERDY! WHY DOESNT HE MAKE A SKA BAND? SKA IS COOL RIGHT? SYKE SYKE SYKE SYKE SYKE SYKE SYKE SYKE SYKE SYKE SYKE SYKE SYKE SEYYYYYKKKKEEEE! i really hate punk hats that arent like regular hats. i especially hate those like irish pub hat shits. do you know what i am talking about? http://nofx.org/photos/borejournal/photo.php?ID=174&img=1 this looks more like a golf hat but it doesnt even matter. all hats are stupid unless they have your own name on it and a million x's. nofx used to be 3/4ths edge. can you believe that? i bet if you got their first demo theyd sound like earth crisis. i argue with this 11 year old on the internet about blink 182 and the way they write is so funny. "u just dont like them! u r the poser here!try me just try me ask any question bout blink or mcr nd i can anser ru dumb mutha fuckin ass!!!!!!!!!!cock" i asked what the best blink 182 song was and they said adams song!!! how can that be right? thats not even the best song on the album unless you are in a deep depression. i really like this music video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN6XWOisXCo my senior year better contain food fights, skateboards, crushes, parents being embarassing, short spiked/dyed hair, paper airplane mishaps, and i should have to leave school in an ambulance. NOTHING LESS. i am out of things to say so i am just going to post what that 11 year old sent me. "i am a real fan and no i hav not seen them live or anythin cuz im 11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ask me any ? and i can anser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "ok 4 1..i hit puberty and 4 2 i do understand the stuff they sing about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!they r my insperation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!shov that up yur ass!!!!!!!!!!!"



seriously, what don't you like about mest? yes their music went down hill since mo money mo 40oz. I also listen to Rancid, Op Ivy, Reel Big Fish, Less Than Jake and Bad Religion yet somehow you focus on mest


WHY WOULD YOU NAME DROP REEL BIG FISH??!?!?!? THEY ARE THE DUMBEST BAND IN THE FUCKING WORLD

your a fucking bicth if you dont like Bad Religion you dont like punk and if you dont like punk your gay-someguy

SEE YA IN THE PIT

-rancid

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

i cant believe it

i finally have a blog. i have so many ideas and experiences that i need to convey to people. yesterday a band dedicated a song to me! i was extremely excited as that has never happened to me before. guess what!!! someone on the internet was wrong!!! i was trying to make the claim (via youtube comments) that nofx is a propagandhi rip off band and i was actually making it somewhat convincing. THEN SOMEONE HAS TO SAY THIS "Ohhh thats right i forgot Propagandhi had trumpets and reggae influenced songs.....(sarcasm) " WHY ARE YOU SO DUMB! http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=SPpXY1aWKgI&feature=related WHY WOULD YOU HAVE TO SAY SARCASM! i also made the claim that my older brother is very close friends with mark hoppus of blink 182 fame. someone wrote this on my channel comments "tell mark hes fucking AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!" this could possibly be about my little brother mark but it is not very likely. i decided that i was cooler than my little brother when i was his age. i was in this car with him and his friends and they are SOOOO ANNOYING! THEY DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT KEITH LEDGER(thats what they called him)COMMITTED SUICIDE! THEY THOUGHT THE DOCTOR GAVE HIM THE WRONG PILLS AND HE DIED! WHAT A BUNCH OF DUMB IDIOTS! THEY ALSO ARGUED ABOUT SOME FUCKING DRAGON WHO COULD ONLY DIE IF YOU SHOT HIM ON ONE SPOT! THEY ARGUED ABOUT IT FOR LIKE 10 FUCKING MINUTES! I AM LISTENING TO THE CURE RIGHT NOW AND IT SOUNDS LIKE IT COULD BE A BOOGDISH SONG. BOOGDISH IS DOWN WITH THE BURG AND I AM DOWN WITH BOOGDISH. I MET BOOGDISH AT A SHOW AT KENNYS HOUSE. kenny left to go to college. i am going to talk in less caps because i am not as excited or angry about kenny going to college. alot of my friends are going to college and james is going to move back to dc. dennis said he wants to move back to wilkes barre. what if toner starts going to not mc college? i will have to drive to shows by myself. SYKE! im not going to drive to shows by myself i will probably just start drinking by myself. i am never going to go to college. i thought if i walked around a college campus i would see smart people. WRONG. THEY ARE ALL AS DUMB AS MY SISTER. my mom asked my sister if she wanted to see boys like girls and all time low at 666flags and she said she grew out of those bands a long time ago. she is stupid. all time low is so catchy. if my mom asked me if i wanted to go i would say yes in a heartbeat. i dont think my sister has had more than one friend since she was in middle school. there was a picture in the yearbook of her with 3 OTHER PEOPLE! she had one eggfriend in highschool. i listened to them talk so much shit on the way home from school. i like the bus more than i like driving with my sister and her eggfriend. i dont like anyone on my bus at all except jason but he never takes the bus. this kid sonjay rides my bus. he said some really homophobic shit and i straight called him out on it. i sez to him i sez FUCK YOU. he is really into being a dumb republican. he thinks dinosaurs never existed. he tried to make fun of me for being vegan. it didnt work. apparently i am not even a vegan according to this. http://xcatalystx.com/board/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=2025 did you know that you cant call yourself vegan unless you are extremely self righteous?

XstraightvedgeX wrote:
i know that stuff i took biology.HEY EVERYONE LOOK ITS A SELF RIGHTEOUS VEGAN!
xdarthveganx wrote:
you mean an actual vegan? thank you.

i had no idea.
SOMEONE WHO HAS NEVER MET ME BEFORE wrote this:
im a dick yet you seem to think being vegan means making your own choices?you really dont have a clue. you wont even be vegetarian in a year or two

no one on that board likes me at all. i am well liked on vlv and pix but not here. i saw a band play linoleum yesterday. it was sooo cool. i used to write nofx on desks and shit in middle school. thats how cool they are.