blog hymn

this weekend all i did was see fat wreck bands. i saw dillinger four. i saw paddy drunk and maybe high. he said he was just going to go back to the hotel. i saw nofx. nofx was very important to me. i started playing guitar just so i could learn playing nofx songs. i remember i was bummed when i realized that they are just a bunch of assholes. what a bunch of dumb assholes. nothing nice to say makes fun of fat mike. LOLOLOLOL. talk to james about nothing nice to say. whether you talk to him about it being bad or good you have like an hour of conversation. the other fat wreck band i saw was star fucking hipsters. MORE LIKE STAR ALOT FUCKING WORSE THAN CHOKING VICTIM AMIRITE??!?!?!?!?! they played choking victim songs but stza just mumbled. he wasnt having fun. he already wrote his best songs. he didnt want to play those songs. on they way home i got a flat tire. i kept apologizing to jason and lila but neither of them would accept my apology. they just said "if you are so sorry than just drive me home right now." i cant do that.you know i cant do that. the tire is flat. my dad had to pick us up and we called a towing company. there is a clock in my car. not a digital clock but a clock with hands and shit. that might be my favorite thing about that car. everyone was making fun of it. thats probably why the tires couldnt take it anymore. school sux. i just wanted to go home. i got out of my bed when the bus was outside of my house. i put on shoes and i got my backpack. i forgot my glasses. i was wearing shorts. i made the bus. it doesnt make sense. why have i been a chump and waking up 10 minutes before the bus is even outside my house? right when i went home i went to sleep. now its 1 am and im wide awake. i dont care what the blog time thing says but thats not what time it is. they lie.




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fuck blog culture

Kids are pretty annoying these days. The way I see it, all they do is get sick and peel scabs and stuff. They are pretty gross. I dont like how they think that by calling me a dickshit makes them a bad man. Dickshit sounds so nasty. What if like once every month a guy took a dick shit. That would hurt so bad. It would be worse than the dreaded period. If girls didn't have periods, i wouldn't mind being a girl. If I was a girl I would file so many sexual harassment suits. I would be rich as shit. When I am rich I would buy every single transformer. Ranging from the classics to beast wars to the current day ones. But not the mini transformers. Those are so shitty. All of them are the same. They are cars on the top and then you just turn em upside down and there is a robot carving on the bottom... When are robots gonna take over. I want to become some robot-bashing hero in a video. Like Will Smith? No. hell no. I used to think Will Smith was hilarious when I was younger. But thats because he was "da fresh prince". Man those were the days. If I was young again, but still had the same mindset, I would probably go around accidentally lifting women's skirts. Because I am perverted. Instead of being grounded, my parents would film it and send it to Americas Funniest Home Videos. I would totally win the 10,000 dollars and become moderately wealthy. Therefore I could fulfill my transformers dream! So all I need to do in life is become younger, win money, beat up robots, punch kids and then I will be set! Sweet! I'm gonna go and eat and not fulfill my dream. People are so lazy these days. This was THEE corniest entry I have ever written for anything.

im growing out my blog like it was when i was single. it was longer than id known you. i had no money then i had no worries then at all

coke bust practice today! new songs! they are going to be on a new lp! you are going to buy it! right now ago my sisters boyfriend was going to come over and meet my parents and stuff. my mom cleans up so much when people are coming over. she made me clean up for that show that was at my house. punx like dust and stuff. she freaked out when james was coming over and no one cleaned anything. have you seen james' minivan(he cleaned it dont wrap him up)? have you smelled james minivan (it doesnt smell as bad now dont wrap him up)? yeah. coke bust cancelled the weekend tour. now i get to see off with their heads! i played my favorite how low show with them! what a good band! download here if you arent in the know http://www.mediafire.com/?85rgzzaiig1 i love that shit. it sounds like they are friends with dillinger four and they are. they said to me they said "hey good set can we use your stuff" THEY USED THE SAME STUFF AS US! THEY GOT ELECTROCUTED WITH THE SAME MICS WE GOT ELECTROTED WITH! i bet they are writing the same thing about my band on their individual blogs. i never told you what happened with my sisters boyfriend. she went to his house. i watched sons of anarchy. its about these people. this one guy in it would jsut beat off in the middle of conversations but like not because he wanted to beat off. its just something that happened that he couldnt control. i wish i had that. then this other guy got his back all burned up with some fire. pat voguel was there. he was watching it.eric holl was bickering with tarik tonight for at least ten minutes about something dumb. because eric always has to win. its so dumb. i would like to give a shout out to my blogbro anh hao "i invented blogs" dinh. thanks for showing me that blogs exist and for inventing them. you have made my otherwise meaningless life full of life and meaning.






i amsodanghip [11:08 P.M.]: JERBANG BROS
i amsodanghip [11:08 P.M.]: GET IT
i amsodanghip [11:08 P.M.]: GET IT

feels like summer in october

i get to see d4 again! james called me today to confirm it. nofx is going to play my setlist whether they like it or not. when they play linoleum im going to dive on all kinds of kids who recently hit puberty. its going to rule. katie dancendents practiced and it turned out alot better than i thought it would. i only knew how to play like all of im not a loose and most of myage and hope. erik also only practiced the songs on airdrums which i thought wouldnt work that well. i was wrong. we learned all the songs except maybe 2 or 3 in one practice.then we saw sick fix. it was definetly the most nuts ive seen sick fix. i moshed. i crowdsurfed twice. i ripped some electrical shit. i dont think it did anything. i dont think anyone got shocked. after all this talk about respecting the space. if all those katie dance fans found out about this they would be heart broken and i might stop getting all these fat checks. then katie dancendents practiced again. practicing when youre tired kind of sucks but you just gotta punk it out bro. it was at pay heindel's house. pat is somewhat responsible for 2 of my bands getting broken up but he was all like "let jubert play bass in coke bust" so its all good. at dinner yesterday my mom was all like "we should go on a trip this winter break. like to florida" i told my mom that i was already going to florida over winter break and shes all like "OH WE COULD GO WITH YOU FIND OUT WHAT DAY IT IS" she wanted to go to some other thing too but i have to go home to play in dc. also why would i want my family to come to florida? what the hell is there in florida. this is for you fest thats what. what is there in florida with your family? coke bust is my family. my real family are just acquantinces.

its been a while

some stuff happened. i am offically in coke bust now as there are pictures of it on facebook. i played my first show with them. it was really good. i tried to keep the fucking up to a minimum. i felt really good afterwards. like i was fufilled. its been a while since ive played a show. guess what? im playing another show. its for a band called katie danscendents. we are playing at the party pits last show forever. its going to be on halloween. steal as many doors off of jeeps as you can.its halloween. why would you have doors on your jeep. other bands playing are broken bodies, the guilt, no minion, ante up, and a blink 182 cover band maybe. yeah so after that i went to school and left to go to new york. new york sucks but i have hated it less each time.THIS TIME I SLEPT IN THE SAME ROOM AS 3 DIFFERENT GIRLS! eriks room mates were not amused. the proclaimed that 3 girls were not cool. municipal waste dropped off the show but on the ride there i saw a garbage truck that said municipal waste so that is almost good enough. i had/got to sit in the back. it was cool. i could lay down and shit but i was left out of conversations. the ergs played a short set and stuff broke. d4 played a longer set and nothing broke probably. james willett sez to me that im first on his list to get in to see nofx and dillinger four in baltimore for free. i already wrote nofx a set list. here it is
1.My Vagina
2.Vegetarian Mumbo Jumbo
3.My Heart is Yearning
break to talk about how bush is stupid. dont actually state any facts. keep it simple like fuck bush or not my president.
4.Together on The Sand
5.Fuck the kids
6.Fuck the kids Two
7.See Her Pee
8.I gotta Pee
9.buggley eyes
talk about how bush isnt going to be president soon or something
10.Talkin bout Yo Mama
11.Please Stop Fucking my Mom
talk about how old you are. say something like oh look this is our new guitarist hes only been in the band since before most of you were born
12.Anarchy Camp
stop playing. for encore play linoleum into the decline.


i told anh hao that i dropped out of school and i think he believed me because hes making a big deal about it and he keeps bringing it up. i think im going to see the ergs in philly and new jersey. i wish i was 18. then i could go to their real last show . then i could go see magrudergrind and municipal waste at the rock n roll hotel. if life began at conception i could go. like nothing nice to say! they are making new ones now! its about downloading the new d4 album. i can relate because i downloaded that album too. anh hao made a blog so you should go there instead of here. i forget what its called. i think it had dinh in it. that would make sense.






www.forthedinh.blogspot.com



lauren bought me a burrito





YOU KNOW MY PAIN IS REAL
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my plans

1.1st show with cokebust
2.1st half of school
3.1st time ive seen erik in a while
4.1st time ive seen the ergs in new york
5.go home
6. make something nice to eat

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I also got banned from wikihow again. i think it was because of those articles i made. trapped under ice was soooo good. i even danced! last time i danced to trapped under ice i got my tooth punched out. i assume that if you live in baltimore you are used to getting your teeth punched out. maybe i could have sued. or made him buy me dinner or something. that doesnt seem to ridiculous. it wouldve hurt so much then though. everything hurt. even if i ate soup it hurt. chips hurt so much. until god calls me home. my mom put some apple chip things in my lunch. they tasted like styrafoam apples. i would not recomend you try them. whats wrong with regular apples? you can eat regular apples just fine. my mom said i could go to new york. maybe i already said that but i dont care. i am really excited to be able to see the ergs and d4 and im pretty sure that erik made up municipal waste. why? i dont know. sometimes erik just blatantly lies for no reason. it is not a trait that i would like to have. Im writing this in school right now. isnt that weird? this is personal. someone could just walk by and read this and then know everything about me. they could steal my identity. they could steal my identity better if i wasnt kicked of wikihow. gary should make a vlv band.

i think that we have unfinished buisness

From Mrs Susan Morgan

N�[38 Rue Des Martyrs Cocody
Abidjan,Cote d'Ivoire
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DEAREST ONE OF GOD

I am the above named person from Kuwait. I am married to Mr.Abram Morgan, who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the year 2004. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.

Before his death we were both born again Christian. Since his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $2. 5 Million (Two Million Five Hundred U.S. Dollars) in the bank here in Abidjan in suspense account.

Presently, the fund is still with the bank. Recently, my Doctor told me that i have serious sickness which is cancer problem. The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church or individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want a church that will use this fund for orphanages, widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavour that the house of God is maintained.

The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I don抰 have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don抰 want my husband抯 efforts to be used by unbelievers. I don抰 want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking this decision. I am not afraid of death hence i know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the Lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace.

I don抰 need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband抯 relatives is around me always I don't want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank here in Abidjan. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the Lord is my shepherd. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life.

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Remain blessed in the Lord.
Yours in Christ,
Mrs susan morgan..



HAVE FUN BEING POOR ASSHOLES

if im not rich by 7 tonight then trapped under ice is going to rage. my momz said i could go to new york! thats pretty awsome. THE ERGS AND D4! i hope james still wants to drive.

beating off

my wikihow account isnt suspended anymore! i wrote two articles. here they are http://www.wikihow.com/Masturbate-During-Class-%28Without-Getting-Caught%29 http://www.wikihow.com/Throw-the-Big-Fight TRY AND START SOME SHIT OHIOMIKE. me and ohio mike have unfinished buisness. trapped under ice tomorrow! hopefully most of the dumb trapped under ice fans go to the show in baltimore the next day. scott carlson has the balls to talk shit on my blog. my chest feels so weird. i saw my old bus driver. from back when i was in elementry school. she was craaazzzyyy. she wouldnt let us put our feet in the aisle. also sometimes she would stop the bus and be all like NO MORE TALKING. how can you just say no more talking? thats some shit. i think my parents are going to let me go to new york to see the ergs and d4. erik said that municipal waste got added to that show but i didnt see it. but municipal waste are playing tonight in baltimore with the casualties. if i was a true punk i would be there instead of writing on the internet.ive peed like 3 times since ive been home. theres no coke bust practice and now i dont know what to do. if anyone wants to hang out just leave a comment on this post. but for real. trapped under ice is sooooooooo good. i got sent this while i was writing this post.

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im never welcome anywhere. i dont have anything worthwhile to contribute. i want to do something in real life.

IF I NEVER MAKE IT HOME TONIGHT THE STREETS HAVE SWALLOWED ME WHOLE

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LIMP BIZKIT frontman FRED DURST has confirmed the rock band are reuniting, two and a half years after they split.The rockers went their separate ways in 2006, following the failure of 2005 comeback album The Unquestionable Truth.Bandmembers have since worked on solo projects, with Wes Borland joining Marilyn Manson's band and Durst trying his hand as a Hollywood director.Rumours of a reunion recently began to circulate after pictures appearing to show the band rehearsing appeared online.And Durst confirms on the band's MySpace page: "Yes, it has been a while. But a while worth the wait. It is getting very close to time to drop the Bizkit on the universe. I say this with the absolute best intentions and motivation. We, Limp Bizkit, are excited about the future for us and for you. Let's stir some s**t up my friends."However, Borland isn't part of the comeback - he has been replaced by Evanescence guitarist Terry Balsamo.




im most unique. I VOTED CESAR CLASS CLOWN AND ID VOTE HIM AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN. anh hao dinh should get some glasses without lenses or end his sad meaningless life.

HARDCORE WHITE TRASH ROCK AND ROLL FUCK YOU

kyle stevens:

Since when did it require faith to disregard an unproven claim, and how could that "lack" of faith be equivalent to the blind faith that is required to belief in the said unproven claim? We are dealing "proposition" that is based on unreliable(virtually none) evidence like anecdotal revelation, circular reasoning and unfalsifiable explanations. Whats more is when the belief itself can be explained away as a purely evolutionary, psychological and sociological phenomenon. This claim that is an explanation for everything and yet no scientific theory has thus far needed it. Only by twisting the meaning of the word "faith" can you say it is needed in not believing in this claim. Atheism is a lack of theistic belief, and there cannot be any faith in lack of belief in regard to something with no evidence whatsoever._________________

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oh look at me i go to college blah blah blah
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kurt
Post subject: Re: Religulous
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 11:20 am
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XstraightvedgeX wrote:
oh look at me i go to college blah blah blah

do you actually have something to contribute?


i dont have anything to contribute. EXCEPT THIS!!!! www.myspace.com/vbelegostv
they took down their members. their names were something like xandur and dimfrost.for what they did it was like mighty axe and scrolls. i had no idea that nate and kyle were bike warriors. i wish i had more to contribute. i really do.

i dont give a shit bro

im so bored. i wish something was happening. if i wasnt blocked on wikihow id make an entry on how to throw the big fight. it would be so great. i would have so many friends. some stuff has happened since i last updated this. i will tell the events in order of most importance. the most important event is that i found my water bottle. many of you may be saying things like "i didnt know daniel frederick jubert lost his water bottle" or "what is a water bottle?" i left it in class. i opened it up and smelled it and it smelled so bad. i should wash it more often. or use mouth wash. or take a shower. or brush my teeth three times a day. i havent showered all week. its not like i did it on purpose or anything but im so busy/extremely important. showers have become obsolete. time is money bro. more things happened and i will tell you all about them. i sat around and stuff. i feel like i havent been to goshen 711 for over an hour in like a month. i wish i had money. im trying to go to new york and im trying to go to mckennas birthday show. shes probably turning like 100. i heard the special guest is katie dance and crass. i left my lights on again at umd and then my car wouldnt start because i left the lights on. these people helped me but they kept asking what i had to drink. i told them that i dont drink and they told me that they didnt believe me. they asked me if i was on any drugs and i told them that i dont do any drugs. they gave me that eye test. where you have to follow the light with your eyes. they did more things than when i got the eye test those other times. maybe these cops were more professional. maybe they just wanted to give my eyes a hard time. they gave me a background check and they wouldnt let me stay inside my car. they wouldnt even let me get my hoodie out of the trunk. they said they wouldnt be able to be liable. so anyway after what seemed like a half hour they give me my license back and start talking to me about how it was 4 am and i am not supposed to be driving around high and stuff back 12. they said that they were going to wait there until my parents picked me up. they said that if my parents didnt pick me up id be spending the day in the can. they said that they were allowed to because they knew i was high and they are cops and they can do whatever they want. my parents are so pissed. i always told them that the cops wouldnt care if i ever got pulled over and now they care. sometimes it seems like cops are just plain dicks who just want to have control over other peoples lives. i feel like my dad is alot like that too. sometimes my dad gets really excited over stupid shit. one thing that he got excited over was showing my grandparents the pentagram in my head. my dad is stupid and doesnt know what a pentagram is but i think my grandparents went to college maybe so maybe they they are smarter. i try to show them from farther away but my dad is a dumb idiot and makes me get closer. hes so dumb. he made me sweep up the floors. municipal waste got added to that d4 and ergs and some other band show in new york. i wish i had good grades. then my parents would have to let me go. new york still sucks though. its fall as fuck. its nice out now, but its only going to get colder and colder. all i have is a hoodie. i will always stay cold. my sister just came home. how does she think that she can just come home? it doesnt make sense to me either. i am listening to andrew wk right now. the album is i get wet. soooo good. my mom bought some doughnut holes. they are pretty alright i guess. she also brought a quarter of a burrito. she gave it to me. it was pretty good. that coke bust show was really good. it could easily be the best coke bust show ive ever seen. so much fun. real mosh prevailed over push mosh. i get to play the next show. get off your computers and go to that shit.its on october 13th. so what if its a monday. who cares? your parents? its going to be something like coke bust(gaithersburg hardcore), resistant culture('merican grind), lost again(local herion metal), and frantic onslaught(poppy acoustic songs about stuff). yeah it should be fun and stuff. guess what happened at that last show! my xswatch broke. i spend 300 dollars on that watch and it just gets broken. thats just what a need right now. a broken watch. yeah. if you dont like it you can fuck off.

what i did today

today was a very productive day. i still have a pentagram shaved into the side of my head. it didnt go anywhere. suprisingly enough only one person told me that they didnt like that i had a pentagram shaved into my head. their name is quinvar. he said that it wasnt a good thing. he thought that it was a bamtagram. LLOLOLOLOLOL. bam. like anyone cares about him anymore. i found my watch! it was on the floor. i dont know why i didnt look there. it was gone all of monday and tuesday. i have to go to practice soon. i wish they lived closer but whatever. it will all pay off when i start making allllllllll types of money. everyone in school is going to be wearing a coke bust basketball jersey or something. my poll ended. im suprised at the results. i am so broke. i want to be able to afford to go to shows but i am broke as balls. i am not trying to get a job especially with school and shit. if blink-182 taught me one thing its that work sucks. okay bye