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i got a pentagram shaved into my head today. word. i hate daniel berman so much. he walks all stupid and i hate the sound of his voice. it rained alot. i was into it. coke bust practice tomorrow is cool. uhhhhhhhhhhhh. danny b told me he sells drugs to this guy at rickys rice bowl and i thought that was really funny for some reason. so short hair. its pretty alright i guess. i kept a dread mullet though. i thought it would look cool. i have never been more right. hey guess what? the best cover band in the world is going to exist soon. its called katie danscendents. my hoodie is in toners car. i called him and texted him a couple of times and he didnt respond. later he called me and said "youre not getting your fucking hoodie back" i dont have that many hoodies that i am allowed to wear. i dont know where im going.

i dont know where else i can go

yesterday was fun as fuck. i wish my stomach didnt feel all weird. i wish my knee didnt hurt. i wish it wasnt in baltimore. ruiner is dumb and boring. ian mills rules. dennis rules. gaitherburg rules. there was a kid with a lion of judah shirt. WHY DIDNT YOU JUST GO SEE LION OF JUDAH. i kind of want to move out and not go to school. the internet is a boring place to be. i dont know why i spend so much time here. i saw david and trenton! he was smaaaaccckkkeeddd. he left to get more smacked. it is already dark when i wake up to go to school. its going to get cold. its going to get so cold. all i have is a hoodie. i need longsleeves. thats the only hope that i have. i thought that if i went on cokebust's myspace there would be interesting things that would keep me entertained. i was wrong. its just people asking about tapes. i probably have homework. ive been thinking alot about it lately and home movies is probably my favorite tv show.

Hey everybody, we will be doing 2 shows up north and 3 down south (including TIFY fest in Florida) this winter. Within the next couple of months we will be recording our first LP, "Lines in the Sand." That should be out by spring, just before we do a US tour this summer. We have a few T-Shirt designs on our page to check out. All outstanding orders will be shipped in the next week. Please note that we are out of the demos- all those songs will be re-recorded hella beefy for the LP.

DECEMBER 5th - TBA (somewhere between DC and UPSTATE NY)
DECEMBER 6th - Syracuse, NY
DECEMBER 27th - TBA (anywhere between DC and FL)
DECEMBER 28th-29th - TIFY FEST
DECEMBER 30th - Charlotte, NC
DECEMBER 31st - Washington, DC (new years show.info soon)and then in the distance:

APRIL 25th - Athens, OH - FOR REAL FEST

This summer:FULL US TOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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you dont even need an account

today i learned that you dont even need an account to edit wikipedia. fun ensued. i hung out with my friends blah blah blah.























oh yeah.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCpATAcCixQ

i still listen to ska

so what?

im colder than ever

yesterday i made a wikihow account. later it got deleted. i wrote articles on how to like ska, how to smash the state, how to steal someones identity, and how to make crystal meth. i would link the shit out of them but i am so suspended and none of my articles are on the internet anymore. i am about to go to band practice so that is cool. maximum rock n roll wants a coke bust interview so thats cool. i have a new poll. I'm writing to let you know that your recent article has been nominated for deletion because it appears to be universally illegal. In other words, your instructions appear to be illegal under most laws around the globe. I have noticed that a recent edit of yours has not been conducive to the best interests of wikiHow. Unfortunately, people frequently place spam, vandalism, and irrelevant or abusive information on wikiHow. This is lamentable because it detracts from our goal of creating a useful, free how-to manual. Thanks for writing a new article on wikiHow.
Unfortunately, I'm writing to let you know that your new article has been nominated for deletion since it appears to be on a joke topic. i got deleted in half an hour. laaaammmmeeee. other things that i did was be bored. i went out to lunch to eat for the first time this school year. i didnt eat anything. jason and cathy were there. jason wont let anyone eat except him. what a prude. im hungrier than ever.

we went from boys to men living in sin

We went from friends to fuck ups
and now we just cant stop.
You wonder why I keep my mouth shut,
I just dont wanna talk.
I may not deserve the friends Ive gained but now
Im forced to sleep in the life Ive laid.
Ive lost my faith and Im losing sleep,
ah to be young and fucking weak.
I survive by the fake smiles I wear day to day,
to make the insecurities go away.
So heres to the broken hearts that go unrepaired,
and all our shared memories...I dont care.
Cheers to all the girls I never kissed
to the ones I did that NO LONGER EXIST.
Raise your glasses to the hearts we dont let show,
and to my consience dying long ago.
Were never content with what we have.
Im not sorry that I turned out this way,
Im just sorry that I woke up today.

yeah you wanna get fucked up, now youre gona just get fucked

blank stare is so good. i wanna get at that lp. i wish i wasnt so broke. i only have 3 bucks to go see the ergs and government warning. i am not going to pull a matt sanford though. i will get the money. so i asked my little brother how you get staph and he said the doctor wouldnt tell him. i think staph might not exist. my brothers thumb is blue and shit though. it probably dangerous to treat him as a disease that doesnt exist. i went to virginia to eat a sandwitch. it was pretty alright i guess. the polls are closed. i am going to make a new poll. why did matty pop chart have the same amount of votes as jawbreaker? jawbreaker is actually good. today i listened to the radio because i forgot my ipod. they played that alien ant farm song that they didnt write. i remembered it from my youth. i really want to bring up the satanic cult that stabs people 666 times in russian class. then we could just talk about that the whole class. how could you stab someone that much? you would definetly feel bad after like 100 stabs. i feel like i should take a shower or someshit. i havent taken one in awhile. i dont know if i smell bad or not. i cant smell anything. all i can smell is snot.

homework sucks

today i had to do homework. SUCCCCCCKKKSSS. my life suxxxxxxxx. i am sick too. i hung out with shawn for the first time in a while. my brother is having band practice. they are not good. my brother has staph infection. that is not good.

fuck you jesus

today was an alright day. it was homecoming too. i didnt go. homecoming night last time was so much better. i saw eric karbeling loose his virginity. i also saw mike nelson, nathan brit, and melanie hubert get tasered. neither times i went to homecoming. ive never been to homecoming. i tried to go this year but everyone said that their groups were full and that they didnt like spending time with me.they said that they hated the sound of my voice and the way that i walk around. its so cold at my house. fuck this shit. i dont do anything. im going to bed goodnight.

its too cold to sleep tonight

i always wake up at the same time every night because my room doesnt heat up as well as the rest of the house and i am too cold to sleep. so i just watched american hardcore today/tonight. i know it came out 3 years ago but i watched it now. SPOILER ALERT!!! HARDCORE DIES AT THE END!! yeah. my car smells really weird when you turn on the heater. and by weird i mean bad. i did gaithersburg food not bombs today. i remember why people dont like folk kids. because they are annoying. thats why. so today there was the senior sweep and stuff but we werent even allowed to hit people with the brooms. i am almost positive that that is the whole point of senior sweep. this school is just getting lamer and lamer. ian keeps asking me about butt beads and laughing. if he is going to be a father he needs to start taking things alot more seriously. if you want to check out a sweet straightedge hardcore band you should check out xONE WAYx. they sing about ebay and generic hardcore songs and shit i forget. i just remembered that i went to warped tour. here is my written account of this.
Alright since so many people want to here the epic tale of my warped tour adventure, and i really wanna tell it in person so it gives off a more epic persona, i dont see alotta u guys now, so i'll just put it in note form!Alright so its July 16th, i woke up @ around 5:30 that morning cause once again for the 5th time in my life i was about to experience one of the greatest days of my life!.....warped tour! i was ready, i kinda laid there in bed until about 7:30 ans then got up and showered and started my caffine intact. Eileen came over around 8:30ish so my aunt wouldnt havent to drive everywhere and pick up people, even though everyone we were picking up lives in g-burg. ok so she came over i had already had 2 cups of coffee, and i was starting on a monster, and i ws moshing in my living room and was already sweating and tired, WE HADNT EVEN LEFT YET!...but oh well. so my aunt came and then we went to pick up Keera and we were on our way.so we get there @ 10:30ish and the line was already very long and i immediatly started applying suntan lotion knowing that the day was only gonna get hotter. so waiting in line theres always people promting their bands, and peta2 people w/ petitions, and other crap. Oreskaband walks by promoting what time they were playing and i yell "oreskaband" and start skankin' in line! they had a good laugh. i wouldve been off promoting but Andrew wasnt there yet and i didnt feel like walking by myself.ok so we get inside (finally) and we go to the ginat inflatable schedule with all the times that the bands are playing. so i write down all the ones im gonna defiantly see and Against Me! was like 2nd to play right after As I Lay Dying (and they were basically finished when we got there) on the main stage, and right as i finished writing all the times i hear "New Wave" playng so i rush over to see Against Me!. They were really good, but im not as much into there newer stuff but its still very good, but thats mostly what they palyed, but it was stil an awesome set. Half way through i leave to see if my aunt was near by and then i see Andrew, Erin (wait i think she was with them), and Kyle+Erin's cousin Micheal walking over. So i was like guys lets go catch the rest of Against Me! and then walk aorund and look for merch. I feel like such a dick but Against Me! played some old stuff so i had Micheal hold my bag and stuff as i went into the pit, even though it wasnt that type of pit (not really any shoving more groovin' and dancin')So Aginst Me! finishes and we go to look for merch all the way on the otherside of the venue, this is were you can find out if bands were signing and stuff, so we found Reel Big Fishes tent and they were gonna be signing @ 2:15. so we made a mental note, and went to were all the other merch stuff was, after getting some free stuff @ the Hellcat Records tent! (warped tours got bunches of free stuff) so we go to the Street Dogs tent (they were signing @ 6:20 so pretty much right after they played!), and Horrorpops werent signing but the merch lady did remind me a lot of Patricia Day, except she was wearing pants, but she was nice! so we walk around the merch circus find the ones we want and label out the emo/crap tents! then we meet up with Kyle and Emma! and suddenly Erin i remember appeared and Eileen.....and then i hear Oreskaband starting up! (for those that dont know, Oreskaband's a ska band, but there from Japan, so mix those 2 together and you get pure happiness!!!!) they werent on my list of bands to desperatly see but no one else was really playing, and they were right there in the pavillion, so i rush down there and start skankin' on the side of the crowd. i put my stuff down next to the barricade and Erin joins in for some skankin', some other ladies found it very attractive and joined in, so i started a skank circle!!! other people kept looking over and were like that dudes cool he knows what he's doing, and they took a cue from me and started skankin'! after about 10 mins, i felt like puking,i felt like passing out, and my heart felt like it was just gonna STOP! and i asked Erin if she could come woth me to get some water, and she did and then i felt better. i decided no more sknakin until Reel Big Fish!so off we went to find out exactly where Reel Big Fish was signing. and then we made a game paln with Kyle of what bands all of us dudes were gonna go see. so Andrew had a full time sheet, so we circled the bands we defiantly were seeing, and wrote down the times of signing! so we got to were RBF was signing and i thought the Horrorpops were playing @ the Hurley stage right next to it, not the fuckng Hurley.com stage were we just were. so fighting our way back we get there just as the Horrorpops start playing "Freaks In Uniforms" so i eventually go into the Horropops pit and like last time it was pretty fun, and violent. except this time i didnt slip on beer like when i saw them back with Dropkick Murphys in Sept! so the pit dies down for "Misstake" and i see this girl with a mohawk skankin' so i decide to go join her (she was pretty cute....just throwing that out there........) (Horrorpops for those that dont know are a punk/psychobilly band. some of there songs have a little skank/ska to them, but the lead singer Patricia Day plays the upright bass and she pretty much slaps the shit outta that thing! they also have a pretty seductive set, but this one wasnt as good as the one back in sept) anyways parts of "Misstake" get a little fast, so this really tough guy enters the pit, now when im in a circle pit i know what to expect. people are shoving and crap and your gonna get a little scufted up, but personally i dont think people go to intentionally hurt people, you kow you go shov some people, pick 'em up if they fall cause its part of the whole brotherhood thing, and have fun, and this guy seemed like hurting people was the only thing on his mind. so i tried making my way outta there as fast as i could before i became that greasers lunch!....lolso we left the Horrorpops set like 10 mins early to go get some RBF sigs! :( but at the same time :) (ok my story is a little messed up, cause i cant remember everything, but sometime beforeor after this I actaully met up with Tom of Against Me! and Erin took a pic of us). and then Oreskaband (well 2 members) were at there merch booth and i took a pic Erin and them (she was scared...lol) anyways so we waited in line for RBF. we get some sigs, Micheal got Matt's t-shirt signed that i got for him and me and Aaron of RBF took an awesome Rock'n'roll pic! pretty bitchin'!!!!ok so blah blah blah, we go back to the pavillion casue were burning up, and Beat Union was playing and they were actually really good. i really saw alotta Clash influences from them. so we then went to go see RBF!!! and by everyone i mean everyone, they almost beat Paramores crowd from last year! (and its funny cause on the way to WT Keera i dont think was that big of of a RBF fan, but after hearing a couple of songs on the way there, and seeing them live, thats about enough to make anyone a fan!) so they come out and are like "Hey guys!....were Metallica!" and start playing "Enter Sandman" (this is not the 1st time ive seen them do this, actually ive seen them do that every time theyve played) yep that made the metalheads fall in love....lol and then after playing for a min. Aaron was like "Just kidding, hey everybody were the Reel Big Fish!" and they start playing "Sell Out" a that moment the pit opens up and of course i go in (leaving my stuff with the Andrew, Mike, and Eileen) and i skank my ass off, and then KEERA pushes me, but w.e. ever it was so much fun i didnt care, i pushed her back a tad, and the skankin' continued from there!......all the girls wanted to go crowd surfing so me, Mike, and Andrew were incharge of giving them lifts. Emma and Kyle were up front enjoying the magic that RBF has during there live set! then they played "I Want Your Girlfriend To Be My Girlfriend Too" (my siganture song) so now i wanted to go crowd surfing. i did but i fell. and then i got another lift but fell again. (i never made it to the end :(....) but after i fell another girl was falling and her head was bending back and i had just fallen so i was trying to save her from breaking her neck....which i did.....i rawk! Keera, Eileen, and Erin all made it to the end at different points and kept crowd surfing. Keera fell and ened up near me so we went back around to find the others and partied!...kinda (there was a cool dude with a Screeching Weasel tattoo next to me, i told him his tattoo kicked ass! cause Screeching Weasel kicks ass!) Reel Big Fish ended with there classic cover of Ah-Ha's "Take On Me" and were gonna be signing again. (thats when you girls shouldve gone back over!)ok so from what i remember the girls went off somewhere and me, Mike, and Andrew sat infront of the Hellcat Records tent until the Bouncing Souls played. Kyle and Emma went to the where the Steet Dogs were gonna play in an hour. so the Bouncing Souls start playing and it was pretty good, but the Street Dogs might of done a tad better (no actually Street Dogs and Reel Big Fish stole warped tour away with there sets!!!!) (Bouncing Souls still rawk!!!) but ok so all of us head over to the Street Dogs who luckly are playign the other main stage right across from the Bouncing Souls, so once again we haev to leave 5-10mins early. and i saw a person in the crowd, someone oddly familiar,......it was Robby. yes Robby went with his other friends and was actaully watchinf the Street Dogs. but yeah we found Kyle, Emma, Eileen, and Keera up front and aman that was the perfect place!!! The Street Dogs come one and start playing "Mean Fist" (1st song off the new cd) and me and Kyle were getting into it, and then they played "Not Without A Purpose" and me Kyle were REALLY into it......then "Tobes Got A Drinking Problem", "Two Angry Kids", and i then me and Kyle went in that giant circle pit for "In Defense Of Dorchester" and when i was runing i was able to dodge that mud puddle by not very much...lol. and outta nowhere they say "weve got one of our friends here to help us sing this next one" to my surprise it was Mark from The Unseen!! YES Mark from THE UNSEEN!!!!! and they sang "Rise Above" by Black Flag!!! THATS TRUE PUNK RIGHT THERE!!!!! and i was pissedi left my awesome spot, but oh well.....and then i screamed at Keera and was like "ITS MARK FROM THE UNSEEN" and like a girl she started spazzing.......anyways they ended with "Fighter" and we were all in amazement by there set. The Street Dogs AND Reel Big Fish in my opinion made warped tour!!!!so we go to there merch booth to get some sigs, meet them, take pics, and hang. plus mike from The Unseen walked by and i shoke his hand, told him good job, and that i wish i stayed for the full Unseen set last year, but i liked what i saw. oh and then Aaron and Johnny of RBF walked by and Keera wantedme to chase after them and get there sigs for her shirt which she shouldve gotten earlier, but they walk to fast, and i felt bad afterwards, but i didnt want to be that nnoying fan....but i still felt bad :( but anyways, Street Dogs, they are so awesome and i cant wait for when they come back to the Ottobar Sept. 23rd w/ Time Again!!!! oh man what a day we were wiped! so Emma, Kyle, Andrew, Erin, and Micheal all left, and me and Eileen had to wait for Keera to finish watching her preciuos Settings, no they were ok.........and then i Keera took a pic with the lead guy and we went to California Tortilla to finsih another magnificant day of warped tour!!!!

two brothers twin brothers

hey. whats going on? i have been good. nicktape calls me up and sez that i am in coke bust now. stooookkkeeddd. ohhhh niiiinnnneeee. there was a spirit rally today. we lost but i still yelled alot of stuff. guess what? i just downloaded the tui/dirty money split. its right over here. www.mediafire.com/icoulddietomorrow . you have to go to the t's and stuff though. i talked with ambrose for like 40 minutes. by like 40 minutes i mean over 40 minutes. we connect. yeah so im really in coke bust and they gave me the password and stuff so i can add girls that i dont know that well and look at their pictures. my myspace got deleted. the one that just had me on it. oh yeah. i voted cesar ochoa for alot of things. he got class clown and most popular and a bunch of other shit. alot of the people i voted for didnt go to this school and are old. other people i voted for are not actual people but career choices. i voted for myself for somethings. i need to win. i need to be remembered. wasdashey, check this out! you know smoking bud? well there is this site http://www.877ws.info that sells super potent legal bud, yes legal herbal bud for sale online, it doesn't show up in drug tests or anything either, i started selling this stuff too and am making a killing, they ship it to you discreetly and it's 100 percent money back guaranteed, this is the site http://www.877ws.info it's not illegal, but hurry up before they ban it in the states.



YOU KNOW SMOKING BUD?

drugs money power sex

practice was cool.

god still sucks

i wrote god still sucks really big on my desk in russian class. there was a pentagram too. it was like the other thing i wrote but this one had still on it. then i found this http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1692637.ece . facebook gave me this new facebook. its so cool. if you want to see it you can come over its so cool. i found this offspring cd in my sisters room that rightfully belongs to me. its called conspiracy of one. i remember that one song dammit i changed again was in some snowboarding videogame. so was powerman 5000. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKS8nu382cI&feature=related check out this band. its so funny. talk like an american or stop playing music. no one responds to my comments on youtube anymore. its like no one cares. according to some peoples facebook statuses ian mills could be a future father. hes so young. only 15 years old(for all i know). how is he going to live in some smelly punk house in dc and ride bikes around all day with some kid always on his back telling him what to do? what about braces? braces are expensive.

god help me

all i did was sleep.

i got beat up on friday night. i dont know where im going.

im so tired. i havent slept all weekend. my coke bust hoodie would be worth 80 dollars if it wasnt ripped and didnt have those 2 studs in it and i advertised it on ebay as COKE BUST HOODIE trash talk the first step magrudergrind hardcore xxx. i wouldnt have to work for the rest of my life.i bet my faded coke bust shirt is going to be worth more because it started fading after like the 3rd time that i wore it. MISPRESS. EBAY GOLD. james told me about this band called floor. they are really good. they are also really creepy. they have this one song called tales of lolita where its all like "dont you think its time that we made love? i dont wanna wait until youre old enough" check it out BRO www.myspace.com/stonergods . so apparently people are willing to fight me to join coke bust. so apparently people named james willett are willing to eiffell tower me to play bass for coke bust. i still want to go see d4 and the ergs in new york. it is their record release show. i dont know why they are doing it in new york instead of minneapolos. its at a brewery or something. theres this brewery in gaithersburg and it smells SOOOO BAD. i hope brewerys in new york smell alot better. if you didnt already know paddy from d4 is my second cousin. he comes to my house on thanksgiving and stuff. its not really my house though. its really my parents house. i will die so cold and all alone. TRUE CHILL

blogging is still honest

i feel fed up every morning and let down every night. my mom made me cupcakes. right when i woke up there were cupcakes. isnt that great? they tasted good and they tasted like bananas. i just listened to the bananas. they are so catchy. i am reunited with my hat. i am so glad. ive had that hat for so long. it has my name on it because it has been passed on in the jubert family for like 5 generations. im glad my dad didnt find out i lost it for a little. i did stuff yesterday. one thing i did was get my hat. another thing i did was hang out with james willett. another thing i did was go to 711. i saw barguv there. he got kicked out of being the president of the russian honors society and actually got considerably mad. he copys of me. that alone means he shouldnt be president of the russian honors society. he is a probably the best rapper of our generation though. www.myspace.com/gmaterial . another thing that i did was go to lilas kitchen. james liked lilas dogs so much but they did not like him. my dog keeps running in its sleep. like more than once every day. i have a full tank of gas but nowhere to go. i could go anywhere. im pretty sure that i have enough gas to go to any period of time too. i dont really know what i would do though. i started reading this book called killing hope by william blum. it is about united states military and cia interventions since world war two. by the time i am done with this i will be able to make an awsome political punk band like crass or propagandhi. if i dont finish the book i can make a band like cold world or blood for blood. i showed my little brother all the stuff i did on his friends youtube account. he thought it was funny. the first thing i did today was listen to the weakerthans. i am suprised i havent died yet. i have homework this weekend. what the fuck is that about? my grades are pretty alright. gaithersburg isnt as much of a whole as i thought it was.


GAITHERSBURG PUNXXX
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VEGAN
STRAIGHTEDGE
HARDCORE

five finger discount

ive been thinking about it alot lately and i should be stealing alot more things. i am 17 years old. do you know what they do to 17 year olds that they find stealing? they talk to you and stuff and then they call your parents. BIG FUCKING DEAL. my parents taught me how to steal when i was little so if i got caught they could just pretend to be mad at me. also regarding stealing i got scott carlson to send stza a myspace message. i would have sent him one myself but my myspace exploded. in this message i congratulated him on still living in c-squat and asked him if he still steals stuff or if hes ever actually killed a cop for sure. i hope he writes back. i forgot to tell all of you about my amazing senior prank. i ate this orange but like i peeled the whole orange in one peel. so i put the peel so it would look like a whole unpeeled orange. it didnt look that good. so i started asking people if they wanted a whole orange and this one guy was like yeah. he totally thought it was a full orange and tried to get at it so i yelled SENIORS 09 and OHHHHHHHNIIINNNNE and stuff like that at him. i had just eaten an orange so i spit orange juice at him too(on accident). what a great senior prank. i dont know if the senior class is only allowed one prank per year but if we are im sure people will be more than happy with my prank. today was stupid. i had like a test in every class. and know i have homework. ITS THE FUCKING WEEKEND. im about to have me some fun. not really. all i did was eat pizza and go on the computer. oh yeah i also listened to dillinger fours new album called civil war. it leaked. ive listened to it like 8 times. shit is so good. i was going to link the shit out of it but i cant find it. you gotta believe me that its good though. so yesterday i spelled that blog wrong. its really spelled www.jubertsblogreview.blogspot.com . that is the blog that kyle made to criticize my blog. so it turns out if i go to see d4 and the ergs in new york it would be on a wednesday. i hope i can get my parents down with that shit. the ergs are so good. d4 is so good. ONLY 15 DAYS TILL THE 27th! that should be a load of fun. i havent seen government warning all summer. government wanrning is so good. i have a full tank of gas, but no one to hang out with. except for james. hes coming over soon. he said that he found this weird hat. he said its weird because someone wrote q-bert on it like the video game. isnt that weird? it gets even weirder. he said that they must have had the jewish version of the video game or something because it said jew-bert. he is giving me this hat because he said that he feels bad for me for loosing my other hat. what a friends. im still bummed on him breaking edge and stuff. so i realized how bad i wanted to go on a bike ride and as much as i joke about it i am becoming folker and folker every day. patchouli bikes and shit talking. things that i like. next thing you know ill be eating out of your trash.


PUNX AS FOLK
BIKES
TRAINS
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XXX

it was all just boys and girls making the most of a fucked up world

the last two posts were pretty rushed. whatever. like there are any other blogs you know that make posts everyday. someone had the balls the make a blog critizing my blog. that person is named kyle stevens. you can read the blog right here www.jubersblogreview.blogspot.com . i still have scabies but it is not even that bad. its still just on my opposite side of my elbow. i am not even infested. more stuff has happened since then. i was about to go to coke bust practice and then chris moore called me. YEAH! CHRIS MOORE. FROM SICK FIX, COKE BUST, AND MAGRUDERGRIND. he said he had some show that he forgot about and he was sorry and stuff. he congratulated me on not having a job. metallica is going to release an album tonight at midnight. i think that its safe to assume that this is going to be their best album to date. remember blink 182? i totally remember hating on their self tiled cd in 7th grade or whatever. i watched a couple of music videos aand shit and i know that i was wrong. shit is so good. if i went to a private school i would want my senior year to be like this http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=z2s1lxcw1mk today my mom was all like today we were going to the dentist and getting blood work. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT ABOUT. I DO NOT WANT TO DO TWO THINGS IN ONE DAY. then she decided not to get blood work. blood for blood is a good band. i dont konw why i go to the dentist. they never do shit.they just clean my teeth and tell me i cant eat or drink for a million years. NOT EVEN WATER OR SALIVA. i was totally cooler than my brother when i was his age. when i was his age i was in a bad pop punk band. he is his age and he is in a bad jam band. www.myspace.com/philosophyisrad . WHY WOULD YOU NAME YOUR BAND PHILOSOPHY. I TOOK PHILOSOPHY LAST YEAR AND IT WAS NOT EVEN FUN. EVERYONE IN THE CLASS WAS SENIORS EXCEPT FOR 2 OTHER PEOPLE SO I GOT TO JUST CHILL. he also comments on his own band myspace more than once. and they are all stupid. i told my brother the bread that he was about to eat wasnt vegan. he got all worked up about it and said "FUCK!" what a fucking drama queen. it is still weird to hear my brother sware. he like forces it. its like when brady said yadig. it always sounded forced to me. fight me brady. theres more stuff that i wanted to talk about i sware. bro northern lights falling are getting back together. im so stoked bro. i stay stoked forevermore. oh yeah today was my birthday. alot of people are realizing that these birthdays are not really my birthday. if you think that makes it less fun than you are wrong. it makes them better. every fake birthday is alot better than the last one. pat heindel tipped me off that james willett is in possesion of my hat. i called him a couple of times and texted him a couple of times. he didnt answer. an hour later he called me back. he said "your not getting your fucking hat back." what a bummer. that hat meant so much to me. i always thought james was my friend. i guess i know who my real friends are.

i have scabies

i really have scabies. its on my right arm on the opposite side of my elbow. im stoked for coke bust practice really soon. my blogdiance will be the first to know how i do. i think i have pretty good chances but i should count my chickens before they hatch. nick hasnt even called this tryouts. i might actually already be in the band. isnt that something? pat says he knows where my hat is so thats cool too. nicktape believed that my birthday was on 9/11 i hope that doesnt damper my chances.


911 NEVER HAPPENED
VEGANSTRAIGHTEDGE

bodylice and crabs headlice and scabies

so coke bust practice tomorrow. thats a pretty big deal to me. i am excited.i have a bass to practice with. i learned some songs. i didnt learn some songs. yo jubert...we have another bass head/amp that you can use...just bring your bass. if you have any pedals that you use thats cool too... but not necessary.we practice at chris' house which is right by the corner of 13th st and farragut st NWwe don't play much off the 07 demo any more...we dont play "priveleged" or "figured out" on FUCK BAR CULTURE...for the new mp3s... check it here...http://www/.misfirerecords. com/cokebust/Coke%20Bust%20-%20Under%20The%20Streetlight. mp3http://www/.misfirerecords. com/cokebust/Coke%20Bust%20-%20No%20One%20To%20Impress. mp3http://www/.misfirerecords. com/cokebust/Coke%20Bust%20-%20Countdown%20to%20Death. mp3http://www/.misfirerecords. com/cokebust/Coke%20Bust%20-%20Lines%20in%20the%20Sand. mp3http://www/.misfirerecords. com/cokebust/Coke%20Bust%20-%20Cycle%20of%20VIolence. mp3ill give you a call tonight!stoked man!nick

yeah. did you see how excited he is? i hope im in it.

fuck life forever

spent your whole life ignoring the other side of the story

dillinger four are a really good band. my body aches. i still dont have any friends at lunch. my little brother was too good to even say hi to me. what the fuck is that about? he was too busy hanging out with his lame annoying friends that are destroying him on the inside. he still likes bad religion. NOT PUNX. WHAT THE FUCK IS PUNK ABOUT BEING A MILLIONAIRE AND ACTUALLY SINGING? exactly. mom my also likes bad religion. what is punk about being like my mom? only two days till coke busting. i hope they let me be in their band. ive got alot of it down but sometimes its hard to tell what they are playing. it just sounds like fast. if nicktape ever finds out i have used patchouli soap then it could ruin my chances. nicktape is such a jock. he says fuck too much. my mom says i need to get bloodwork tomorrow. I HAVE TO PRACTICE SO THEY WILL LET ME IN COKE BUST!!! THE ONLY REASON THE STUPID DOCTOR WANTS MY FUCKING BLOOD IS BECAUSE IM NOT A GODDAMM BLOODMOUTH. I AM FUCKING FINE. i just talked to my mom and now its on thursday. this is good. i need to get a bass tomorrow so i can practice more legitlike. i still cant find my hat. that hat means so much to me. if you know the whereabouts of my hat please do not hesitate to call me at 301-221-2225. today i was in russian class and i drew a pentagram and wrote GOD SUCKS all biglike. walid was not amused at all. what a godfearer/lover. i am listening to pulling teeth right now. do you think i give a fuck? he said some shit at me about how he thought i was an open minded person. IM NOT OPEN MINDED. I ALREADY MADE UP MY MIND. if i am in coke bust then im going to be in a band with someone who is 15 years older than me. they could go to jail for taking me on tour probably. what are you so afraid of? mom and dad will never understand

TWO THOUSAND AND GREAT

NEVER BACK DOWN
NEVER GIVE IN
XXX
xVEGANx
GOD FREE YOUTH
DIY OR DIDIE
RESPECT THE SPACE

you dont belong

hello. how are you doing? i am doing fine. a lot of things have been happening to me. one thing that happened was that i cant find my hat. do you know what hat im talking about? it has my name on it. it is a red hat. i need my hat so bad. guess what? i might be in a band. guess what else? that band is coke bust. i am going to nicktapes house on wednesday to try out to be coke busts new bass player. coke bust is planning a full us tour with sick fix. if i am in coke bust i get to go on that tour. can you believe that? i feel like i shouldnt get my hopes up but it would be really fucking awsome to be able to tour. how low was going to do like a weekend but now we cant because we are not a band. coke bust is really good. if you think i am not going to wear my coke bust hoodie or shirt than you are very wrong. i might wear both to nicktapes house and totally fan out all the time and sing his lyrics at him or something. maybe at my first show. who knows? i left my lights on on my car and then the battery died. i had to push it back to my house all by myself because my parents werent answering their phone. i found my phone incase you were worried about me not having a phone. it was in toners car. toner made cookies. they tasted really good. the libyans are a good band. i bought their 7inch even though i am broke all of the time. other stuf happened to me. we went to college park again. it was the same shit but less fun. everyone in maryland is seriously so fucking stupid. the fact that these people got into maryland but some of my friends didnt is lame. i was going to apply there but now im not. fuck that shit. i would become so alienated if i lived there. i dont like drinking and i dont like hanging out with lame people. fuck that shit. i dont need to go to college maing. coke bust is about to go huge. i will get mad 7inch money even though i had nothing to do with it. tshirts and tapes mean i dont have to work. you think that with all my money i would be happy right? wrong. according to facebook NEW FACEBOOK WILL BE THE ONLY FACEBOOK. WHAT. THE. FUCK. new facebook is so lame. its different. i hate different things. why would they want to fuck shit up like that? they had a good thing going. i dont think ill ever understand.


TWO THOUSAND AND NATE


BLACK METAL FOREVER

i havent checked but i think its still raining

its been raining pretty decently since i woke up. i guess that isnt really saying that much. i woke up at 2:30. right now its 3:43.it seroiusly just keeps on raining. i dont care what the time on the blog thing says that is always so wrong.I dont know why i slept so late. i went to bed at like 5. who needs 9 and a half hours of sleep? you know what else is wrong about this blog? you know that poll thing? its like to the right of this. if you add up all the percents its alot more than 100%. i think i should write a letter to whoever is running blogs. yeah so im sure alot of you know this but the ergs are breaking up. i obviously knew a long time before because i am really good friends with them but it still is bumming me out. the first time i stage dove was to an ergs song. ahhh. i remember it like it was yesterday. they were playing with the queers and this band that sounded like nofx and also this band where the singer liked to laugh at his stupid unfunny jokes. garys brother was there. i saw garys brother yesterday. hopefully i will see the ergs 4 more times before they break up. 4 is a good number. they should seriously do it without jeff. jeff was the least cool of the ergs. joe erg was the coolest. mike erg was the second coolest. their roadie was the 3rd coolest. dude seriously. first northern lights falling breaks up and now the ergs. yeah so i did stuff yesterday. can you believe it. ambrose got home. its only been a week since ive seen him but it feels like so long. it seems like ive been going to school for a long time. i saw ambrose last thursday. yeah i totally did stuff i sware. i still dont know where my phone is. i was driving home and the gas was way at the low. if i ran out of gas i would have been so fucked. you know. because i dont even have a phone or anything. i hope someone has my phone. i just got a new phone. it takes soooooo long to get a fucking phone. i thought it would take like 2 seconds. i cant see why anyone would want to get a new phone because they are just like tired of their phone or some shit. yeah so yesterday i hung out with ambrose and pat and james and erik nillson and zach. i met a humyn named mellissa. she thought that meat is murder is the best smiths album. she is wrong. we went to college park. i didnt see my sister. i didnt see the serven twins. i didnt see anyone. its 4:20 right now. so what if it takes me a long time to write these things? its so rewarding. ive never felt more rewarded. IF I NEVER MAKE IT HOME TONGIHT THE STREETS HAVE SWALLOWED ME WHOLE

fuck life

so its the weekend right now. thats pretty cool. today i wrote this paper on this book i didnt read called "The Things They Carried". the book was badass enough to have haveheart write an album with a similar name and then have youth of togay make a 7inch with a similar name. i think i did pretty good. its about how people carry physical things and how they also carry emotional things. i am home by myself right now. i am trying to hang out so hard. today i walked around during lunch sooo much. i dont have any friends anymore. i dont think i am going to go to college. college is stupid. i am going to move. maybe ill move to dc. maybe ill move to silver spring. maybe i will never move to baltimore because everyone who lives there except mitch and probably a few other people suck. i have to weed some weeds. doesnt it suck to be me? i have texas veggie burgers and i know how to make seitan sandwitches. the black cat is obsolete. life is obsolete. you can watch all the south park episodes online. isnt that something? me and brady listened to eminem like 10 minutes ago. brady is white. i am white. eminem is white. we were just at sticky fingers. sticky fingers is really good but it is also really expensive and i dont have any money ever. except right now. my dad gave me 10 bucks. what a fellow. hes always looking out for me. i thuoght maybe brian lamb would be working and he would hook me up with some mad free food but he wasnt working. this guy said "hey cool shirt" and i said "thanks". i am wearing a minor threat shirt. the one with the guy who is mad at the world on it. saying stuff on youtube is getting less fun. its like ive run out of controversial things to say. right now i am just saying that soulja boy is the future of hip hop on actual rap videos. people get mad at that stuff. i searched jerbang on youtube. there is one video. it is some random kid. i dont know how he knows about jerbangs. i dont know him. its not funny. i would not recomend you watching it. i wouldnt recomend you watch anything. this world is your oyster. its never too late to go outside. do you think you are going to be sitting on your deathbed wishing i recomended more videos for me to have you watch? no. i had another birthday today. everyone in the entire world believed it. i am so fucking sneaky. this topped my birthday last week. my birthday last week topped all previous birthdays. i think next week i might just have a birthday everyday. everyone is dumb enough to believe that all those days are my birthday. some people are at critical mass right now. those people are stupid. you can ride your bike by yourself. who is trying to take away bikers rights? no one. its like people are just like blahblahblha i care about bikes balhablahblahblah. my mom bought me a new bike. it is safer than the other bike but it is still not a good bike. i dont wear my helmet. i also wear headphones. my ipod is breaking. if you want to donate a portable cd player or maybe a portable tape player to natemartens.blogspot.com then it would be greatly appriciated. i hate god so much. i cant find my phone. where the fuck is my phone

burnout

ambrose is coming home. i asked him if he was going to come back for the 27th. the ergs and government warning and sick fix and pulling teeth are playing. he said it wasnt going to be that good of a show. ambrose is already an old bitter expunk college student who liked to talk about how hard madball is or some other new york band.

fuck all you edgebreaking pieces of shit

facebook is down. i dont know what they expect me to do. i got prank phone called today. i dont know who it was from. it was the least funny thing that could ever happen. they asked me to make them a pie. i dont know what they though was funny about it. one time i was in russian class and a prank called a bunch of people/stores/army recruitment things. everyone thought it was so funny.i sware to god. i was so cool. i was like a king to all those kids. i could tell that they looked up to me. a lot of them even asked me for advice on what they should do with their lives. i also got prank texted. this one could have easily been an honest mistake. i dont care. dont call me no mo and dont text me no mo. my sister was recently sighted with this asain guy. this guy is so fucking lame. he wears stupid clothes and stupid glasses and doesnt even know how stupid they are. if you ever see an asain guy who looks like he could have been with my sister you have to fight him. blank stare is so good. so this one day daniel crown tells me that i have to go to this fucking pool party. then hes all like syke no pool party. what the fuck is that shit about. fuck you daniel crown. why dont you go wear an element shirt or something. sometimes i just dont know what to do. why did all you fruits vote for the smiths over cold world? cold world is so good. the smiths dont even have scratches in ANY SONGS. if i never make it home tonight the streets have swallowed me whole. FUCK VIRGINIA.(minus some people) ian knows hr from bad brains. isnt that something? im so sorry.

are you chinese or are you japanese?

today was a good day for america. one thing that i did today was only listen to crackrocksteady related shit. i learned how to play infested on my guitarbox and ive been playing it so much. its so much fun. what a great song. FAVORITE SONG 08! ive never wanted scabies more in my entire life. my mom asked me like 2 times in the past couple days if i need new shoes. my shoes have never been better. i think i might stock up though for the rest of my life. this post is off to a bad start. i had this dream that i had another hat. it was so nice. like a wigger hat. i thought about being a bro/hippie by the time that people come back from college but maybe i could be a wigger. the doctor said im not going to get any taller. they said since im vegan im going to have to get bloodwork. i shouldnt have to get blood work just because my stupid doctor is a stupid bloodmouth. she didnt even know what those dots on my arm were. shes a doctor. she should know these things. im eating so much fried bread i should probably stop. my fourth x could be my abstinance from gluten. my grandparents came by and stuff. i was the only person who was home. it was akward. i had to drop everything that i was doing because im really busy and stuff and listen to how boring their lives are. i sez to them i sez i dont ever wanna be like you i dont wanna do those things you do cuz i dont ever wanna i dont ever wanna be youuuuu dont wanna be just like you (just like you) this is the anthem throw all yr hands up etc etc. im wearing pants for the first time in a long time. i feel so oppressed and stuff. ive always wanted to wear a dress but ive never wanted people to think im weird. i think i will get over my fears and just do it sometime this year. i used patchouli soap. i rode my bike. i have an acoustic guitar. my blog is really getting popular. i was suprised to see a conversation started on one of the desks in my russian class about this very blog. isnt that ridiculous? i learned how to spell both ridiculous and tomorrow. you should be proud of me. people have only said nice things. i am so glad. i see what people are thinking. one time i was telling people about this one time when i sent stuff to garys house. i couldnt remember what i sent but it made the story alot worse. it was 5 child care kits. i sent them all to garys house. i dont know if he ever got them. i dont know if gary reads this. i hope tv john reads this. gary is in a new band with nicktape. i am curious as to whether they will sound good or bad. when i was in a band with gary it turned out pretty bad. he wanted the song to be like all feedback. this feels like it was so long ago. back when i was in that one band. you know. i feel bad for my little brother. when i was in 9th grade highschool was so amazing. there were so many people worth meeting. this ship is definetly sinking. i just woke up. i listned to embrace. embrace is so good. my birthday is this friday. i am pretty excited for that. when i woke up i thought i slept through the whole day like it was almost time for school. i dont like that. i dont like wasting a whole day being asleep. 54 of my friends changed their profile pictures. maybe i should too. i definelty want to fit in. for a long time my profile picture was this guy who worked on my house. he had short shorts and it looked like he shaved his legs pretty regularly. he also had a space jamz shirt on. now my profile picture is just me. its so trite. my mom likes to take alot of pictures of things that arent really that memorable. like she took alot of my sisters getting moved into college. who cares? i dont care now and i wont care then. she makes big deals out of the pictures too. shes all like "hey everyone get together for a million pictures" i guess i just dont understand. i will never understand. mom and dad will never understand. the teachers will never understand. my bosses will never understand.

SHOOT THE KIDS AT SCHOOL. TWO THOUSAND AND HATE

two thousand and hate

SO MUCH SHIT WENT DOWN! YOU DONT EVEN KNOW! today i made a seitan sandwitch. it was really good. i thought it wouldnt taste that good because i made it and it was my first time ever making seitan but it tasted good. i highly encourage all of you people to go out and make your own seitan sandwitches. all you need is boogdish. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovsp3926QXc what a great guy that boogdish is. this lame kid tom posted this picture of me watching his unlame band and boogdish came and he said "I KNOW WHO THAT IS AND THEY ARE A GOOD PERSON" thanks so much boogdish. you are a good person too. if you do not want to learn how to make seitan but instead would wish to learn about the cat dancer then watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khXmHu4QP9U my mom took me grocery shopping and she told me to grab a bunch of soy cheese. i did it but then when i went home WHAT THE FUCK DID I FIND?!?!?!? FUCKING CAIESIN!!!!!!! WHATS THE FUCKING POINT OF HAVING SOY CHEESE WITH FUCKING MILK IN IT!?!?!?! LACTOSE INTOLERANT PEOPLE ARE JUST PUSSIES AND NO ONE SHOULD ACCOMIDATE THEM! oh yeah. speaking of pussies no one has voted for 25 ta life, blood for blood, or cold world yet. if you arent going to vote for those bands you might as well be voting for matty pop chart or the weakerthans depending on whether you are sad or just stupid. has anyone seen that fugazi dvd? its so good. its called instrument. if anyone can burn me one i will give you a blank dvd and act all nice to you and shit too. i found my minor threat hoodie! can you believe that? now everyone will know i listen to minor threat as long as i am wearing that hoodie. david delarosa has a horrorpops patch. lololololololol. what a dumb band. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofjsRM4rUkA they remind me of no doubt. that is the best thing about them. i think those people dancing are actually in the band. why would you want a patch? andrew hammond had something in his profile all like "id like to thank daniel jubert for telling me that im not punk because im totally not and i should stop acting like it" i dont know if that was supposed to make me feel bad or some shit because it totally didnt. he talked about how hes going to take school all seriously and shit. what a fucking tool. do you think i got homework this weekend? YEAH I FUCKEN DID! do you think i did it? FUCK THAT SHIT TRUPUNX4LYFE@aol.com if you know what these lyrics are from then i will give you a handshake. "live my life on saturday and sunday, fuck homework and that test on monday" true genius(spelled wrong??!?!?) yeah so i watched this video on youtube and stza says that he broke his arm punching a cop. THAT IS SO HARD/FRAIL!!!!!!!!!! he is hard as shit for actually punching a cop and stuff and not being all talk but he is frail as shit for breaking his arm by punching someone. this kid ryan zellman had this to say about stza's new band star fucking hipsters "star fucking hipsters is beyond awful, rest of the show will be awesome" FUCK YOU RYAN YOUR BAND IS FUCKING HORRIBLE!!! YOUR BAND ISNT EVEN PLAYING ANY SHOWS BUT IF THEY WERE THEN YOUR BAND WOULD BE THE LOW POINT. I KNOW YOU WERE AT LEFTOVER CRACK SO WHY THE FUCK WOULDNT YOU LIKE THIS BAND?!?!? ITS THE SAME SHIT! YOU PROBABLY JUST DONT LIKE THAT THERE IS A GIRL IN THE BAND YOU IGNORANT PIECE OF SHIT! WHY DONT YOU TAKE THAT FUCKING ATTITUDE AND LEAVE IN IN VIRGINIA OR BE IN A BAND THAT THINKS THAT CALLING PEOPLE FAGS IS PUNK? THATS NOT FUCKING PUNK AT ALL. FUCK THAT SHIT. yeah. http://cgi.ebay.com/BLACK-FLAG-My-War-test-press-w-Raymon-Pettibon-art_W0QQitemZ320292865781QQihZ011QQcategoryZ306QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
gary should buy that for his next poor finnincial decision. then he could sell it to me later for like 50 bucks. i need money right now. coke bust is playing a show with the guilt at garys house. i havent seen coke bust in quite some time. it has been at least since may. one time i saw them three times in one week. isnt that ridiculous? what if i said isnt that ridic? would you still talk to me? one time i was watching drake and josh and drake and josh's mom said "whatup with that (something)" if you say whatup seriously to me in a conversation i will spit in your face. theres no reason to fucking shorten it by a letter. i wrote fucking more times and i took them out. andrew hammond says its immature. he still listens to mest. lila changed the mest wikipedia. shit is funny http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mest i was at 711 everyday of this weekend so far except for today. its only 2 so it is very possible that i go later tonight. everyday its been the same exact people minus/plus one or two. its like im living the same day over and over. theres no way out. government warning government fucking warning.

i will never feel at home in this broken calloused world

ok so today we had that show at Gary's with like 9 other bands and such.....pretty cool. anyways by the end of this you will learn why not to listen to Daniel Jubert. so pretty much we were opening and the show was suppose to start at 6 but i dont think we started till like 6:30 or even later. but being an opening band nobody liked us, im not gonna lie, that was the fakest energy ive ever felt from a crowd, oh yeah sure they "liked" us, BULL SHIT! seriously i felt so much hate from that crowd, i knew this would happen, none of our true fans stuck up and booggied off the songs, and i got a water bottle thrown at me! which brings me to do you still hate me....haha, pretty much theres a youtube battle on one of our songs "This song is my statement of life in this cold dying world" (my guitar only version), shit was said, a facebook group was made as a joke/hatred against me, and i listened to DEAD PREZ. when he said to call out that person and dedicate the song to him, and for that i got a water bottle thrown my way, it didnt hit me, so i cant complain, but yeah, let me just say, it sux playing for people like that. it makes me not wanna be in this band anymore. it was pretty much like playing for a bunch of jocks, a bunch of people who were pretty much laughing in our faces (as so i felt). i mean yeah it was nice to play for a different crowd other than our friends, and have other bands playing whose drummers werent Daniel, even though, Mest, Less than Jake, and Anti Flag had him as well, the majority of them didnt. but i think the crowd was more geared into the Straight Edge/Hardcore/Screamo stuff, which is cool and all, but seriously, hate that feeling of pretty much going up and performing knowing that nobody but your friends who dont even get that much into the music are there for you. i apprciate everyone that did come out for support, it really meant a lot, but maybe this show wasnt for us, it just seems like no matter how hard we'll try, our fanbase will never spread to new ears, it will continue to stay with our friends, and thats fine and everything, and i know its not about how many fans you have, but over this past year, trying to really start How Low for reals w/Trenton, and having such high hopes for it, i started to realize that we werent gonna make it very far. we were gonna be done right after high school, and our style of music wasnt reflecting at all what we had planned, finally taking a little control to steer us in a more jazz direction, it became to much punk, and we soon added more styles (ska, surf-punk, and even like punk rock'n'roll "My mom kicked me out of my house and i will never feel fully excepted anywhere in my entire miserable life"). but i mean in less than a week its gonna be the beggining of senoir year, this is when we should be most excited. demos, shows, trying to influenece other people. but im just not feeling it as much anymore, im not gonna lie, like Plan Nine USA was defiantly one of my biggest live/local influences that made me wanna rock, and everytime we play i never feel that same energy that they had, and it does sound kind of stupid. i think this summer ive really figured out what i wanna do with my life, i wanna play in a band, i mean i decided that like back in 9th or 10th grade, but this summer really defined my love for music. i really figured out what kinda band i wanna be in, and what type of person i wanna be, what kinda crowd im trying pick up (i know that sounds kinda wierd), and what message i want to send to the people. like it sound wierd but when im at a concert and i meet people there really cool and they DONT LISTEN TO JUDGE , i feel respected and i dig that, but G-burg as much as i love it in way, im hated, and since thats the school we go to and no one digs us but our friends, i cant go on like this. a more popular person writes an anit-racist song and there loved, i do the same and im pretty much stoned to death, Fuck them! i love music so much and thats all i wanna do with my life, i love the energy i get from it and everything about it, but i think i might have to take a leave of absence.....im sorry that this whole blog started about this concert, but ive been thinking about this for a couple of weeks, then all this shit went down, and i just feel done, my mind could change, but at this point i think HOW LOW has done its job as a decent millionth band, and i just cant find my place with it anymore....im sorry but someone has to lose in this game of life and tonight that someone is you. we went from boys to men living in siihhhiiiiiin. waiting for the world to end. im gona do my thing no doubt no matter what comes out of your mouth. real recognize real and its true. and i just cant recognize YOU.

crazy game of poker

Hi! Were a punk rock band from Gaithersburg. We FINALLY HAVE songs, but for the last year weve been preaching about practices and recording shit, but we have continuously let you down. Im sorry. You see this band started out on a real limb, Andrew had gotten me into this whole punk rock thing and he said we should form a band. We both decided to play guitar but none of us knew how and didnt really have one of our own. We didnt let that stop us, so we said we need a bassist, and one day at lunch (8th grade 2004/2005) i went up to Matt and said you wanna be in me and Andrews band? He said sure, and i said okay cool, but your playin bass. Andrews sister left that summer to go to NC and left him her electric guitar, room, tv, and all this other shit. And by the end of the summer i too had gotten a guitar (but it wasnt a good one). David and Robby had quit the band briefly in september of 2005, mainly cause of Robbies personal grudge with andrew and since david and robby were inseperaple because ROBBY went to poolsville and not Gaithersburg, it was the call for some hard times, but thats beside the point. But David apologized to Andrew at a Hank Wangford concert and reunited. During Christmas of 9th grade Matt got a bass, and stared taking lessons. We started getting this whole band idea into our heads (well at least me) and thought by no time we would have songs. Well its a year and a half later and we still have nothing recorded. Andrew wasnt bad at guitar, but the lessons definatly helped. Robby was drummer, but he didnt know a thing about drums, and i tried getting him into cool music, but he was a big drip about. At the begining of 10th grade i kicked him out, because he wasnt getting a drum set anytime soon and im not sure if he really wanted to be in the band in the 1st place. he was bringing us down, and we wouldnt have gotten that far, i mean we would have still had to wait another year for him to learn how to play drums and he wasnt so enthusiastic about it anyways, so in the end everybody won! By this time i was already taking lessons for 2 months, and playing guitar was A LOT easier. This is when we started preaching about recording and shit but we definatly werent ready. we still totally sucked and need a drummer. Then we got Kayla, but we never got around to a band practice and she was a senoir and graduated. Its 2007 and were in 11th grade. We finally came along a drummer whose name was Daniel Cannistra!!! I had an awesome idea to ask him to be NLF's drummer, he accepted this task/quest and they went on to make good/ok music. Since 10/20/07 (October 20th of 2007) NLF has had several interesting band practices. Most of them consisting of playing Halo and now Rock Band, but they made some descent songs. 20s Romantic and My Penis being the 1st 2. Although those 2 songs dont really depict there style. Anyways it was like our 3rd band practice, and we decided to do a concert with Daniels other 2 of his 15 bands Five Heads Are Better Than Two and Rice Crackers. The show was supposed to be January 19th but it got pushed closer and then pushed back a tad, so it went from being 1/19/08 to 11/23/07 to finally 12/14/07! it was a wierd concert i mean a couple of more pratices could have helped and Andrew's "solo" project kinda took away from their show, but thats not stopping these young lads from making some punk rock for the masses. oh and then we played at GHS's International Night, which we had to switch Andrew to bass for, and Eileen did guess vocals for. My guitar didnt exactly work (it wasnt plugged in) which made for a somewhat disasterous show, i mean i think people understand that it wasnt working so were good, but ive heard many numerous things of how we killed and murdered that Moldy Peaches song "Anyone Else But You" but fuck it. so the next time you see these guys preform they'll have some better talent, actually work together on songs, and still make people laugh with there catchy punk rock songs, instead of having people leave to go talk shit about them outside of the show....but at least we had fun doing it!!! and David guarantees that next there show will make them better than Rice Crackers (he only hopes so) and then we'll tackle Siafu (since no offense but theyve kicked like every original member out so i mean its like what the hell!!!) Andrew also says we might try an unplugged show as well but thats still being deliberated. We are opposed to Racist, homophobs, and people that are just flat out jerks! FUCK YOU!!! So right now were just lookin' for some shows, and if you hear of any just message or comment us! :) -Daniel Frederick Jubert

gaithersburg

gaithersburg, is a hole, of emense and god like depths, and i
lay down in it, covered in the blood of squirrels being
run over by teenagers, covered in the sound of lawn
mowers, and sprinklers, dogs, and bad children,the kind that abuse cats.
it has its moments
like the solitary walk to the shopping center were
i go to get cheap cigerettes. on the warmest day of fall
i cant really complain, i just notice how know one looks
happy, even the people smiling look sad, broken down
by repetition i suppose. work and school never
works for me, because i'd like to pretend that i am not
a slave to any fraction of time. trading in that, to a prison
of bordem and undisciplined motivation. yeah, gaithersburg is a hole
of whore like depths, reaching out to the hoildays waiting'
to be covered in lights and excuses. and dying in the summer
and winter. dead suburbia, dead people walking aroung out
side my window, and sure, dead people walking in, right thru my
front door to sit down and watch a pretty screen........yeah, books, a messy room,
laundry, brother, mother, dad,
movies looming somewhere,
theaters full of people, and
cars full of laughing kids,
and parties, and sex, and televison,
all going on outside my life, but not in it.
its curious how i feel.
like a fly in a bee hive.......
not everyone is going to understand you,
not everyone is going to make a good friend,
not every one with a smile and a good greeting is stable,
or fun,
or loyal.
but they are good at acting like they are,
every party is a new test,
every coffee shop and bar a midterm in urban social studies,
every picture of drunk friends on the icebox, is a badge
of social championship, be aware, and beware, cause
they are coming for you......
the world is a black flaming red hot motor life..world.
and i am a gentle singular feather side ride. and we are
fleeing the parking lots and we are not wearing shoes
or frowns. and the hurricane is coming like a tornado.
and the snails dont like their shells.but the farmer thinks
his blood is cute.
so do we.
all about the smoke the death dancing around like a snake.
god like a hammer.
god like a parking lot
and everywhere the most stinking piles of
misery. and me blabbing about
my life.
the toilet. my hunger.
and my soul.while life is raped, bombed, robbed, and beaten, while life
is innocent, charming, and clever. the whole world turns
spinning death, and love, and money, and pets, cars, bars, and ashtrays.
the whole world turns, oblivous, and indifferent to christopher
columbus, or the space program. the world is only going from
a to b, what a simple life it must lead....... in love with love with
love to death. oh geez, i must have gone over board. i must have
been medicating my self. i must be crazy.
me in my kitchen in pj's looking out the window in the afternoon.
the water heater kicks in, sounding like a big machine. animals
toe nails tap the floor. me in my pjs with a fictional cup of coffee.
pondering work to be done.....i have nothing to say, but could talk for hours,
nonetheless,
not being used enough.
much like an appendix, very very useless. and dogs
crawl at my feet, and people talk around me,
like i am and uninteresting painting. and this
is still okay, because, well just because that
the way this has been going for a while. i am
glad other people get along, i am glad
everyone is happy with god.
as i see it, at this moment....
the clouds are moving in. the sun is moving
out, the dogs barking, and sirans barking.
and all types of people outside are milling about.
the light comes in cautiously thru my window
to rest on my fingers and lap. i am staring at
my screen, it is blue but i imagine it red, blood,
fire, whichever.and i think of truth, and justice.
i think of beatings and rapings,
and murders, and bombs,
i think of truth, and hope, and justice,
and then, cancers, heartattacks,
and the things that will kill my parents,
and then, carwrecks and suicides
the things that will kill me,
and hope, and happiness, truth
and justice, sitting
on a balcony in a grand theatre.
somewhere else..laughing at the sad show of my life.......

life.

one day my friend the
world will be your oyster, your very own silver shit bucket,
where you can unload all of your worldly miserys into. and
when everyone stops listening to you, kill yourself. dont
make me run into you, 20 years from now on the side of a 7-eleven
in st. louis, cursing out little girls, and spitting on cops, just dont.
its different now, the house is cold, the rooms dont
look the same, there is dust on everything and the
animals are quite, subdued. the cigerettes taste bad.
so do the booze. it feels empty, even when people
are here.

too stoned nintendo

today is my first fake birthday. i had my doubts on whether it would be a good idea or not to lie to the entire facebook community. I WAS SOOO RIGHT! THIS FEEELS SO GOOD! in all honesty this has been ALOT better than any of my real birthdays. i am probably going to do another one next week. i saw this video of this guy who is practically a tree. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=AgQpMKES7BI shit is so fucking nuts. look at him. he is a fucking tree. i went to the doctor today and she was all like whats up? i told her that i have all these dots on my arm and i dont know what they are from or anything. she told me that these dots were actually a pilonidal cyst on the base of my spine. she said that i probably ruptured it at the defiance ohio show. this sucks. at least i get to have percocets. my dad is so weird. he recently starting flipping out on me about not making kool-aid and shit. i am 18 years old. my dad can make his own fucking kool-aid. my little brother has an infected toe. shit is so nasty. he never even told me that he had it. its like no one ever tells me anything anymore. he got it from being in the marching band. WHAT A FUCKING NERD!!! hes all about that shit now. being a fucking nerd and shit. he should be driving for an hour to go record shopping like a real fucking man. Ambrose told me to make a zine. like a real old fashioned zine. that you could hold in your hands. who the fuck reads zines anymore? everyone i know just reads blogs. i could make this blog more zinelike. i am going to start off with some reviews. timber 7inch-THIS 7INCH IS NOT EVEN GOOD.IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE APPROPRIATE FAITH ON IT. MORE PROOF THAT THIS RECORD IS BAD IS THAT THE BAND PLAYED IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH AND NO ONE CARED AT ALL. THE 7inch SHOULD HAVE BEEN JUST APPROPRIATE FAITH AND MAYBE A REMIX THAT SOUNDS EXACTLY THE SAME ON THE OTHER SIDE. what a dumb band that timber is. they are not as dumb as that band erik sutch though. erik sutch is a dumb band. i hate daniel crown. i heard that the ergs dont even really need to wear glasses. i am in the same boat. the glasses that i wear are not prescription. remember that band i was in? everyone was supposed to wear glasses. shawn wore contacts. i dont know why we didnt play pop punk songs or at least descendents covers. today i saw wale in the old qo yearbook. he is an ugly guy. wale is a bad rapper. i didnt have the heart to tell walid that though. he would have been so crushed. if you want to listen to good gaithersburg rap i would recomend listening to G-MAT. wale wishes he was as good as g-mat. daniel crown is so whiny. upstairs downstairs upstairs downstairs upstairs downstairs upstairs downstairs upstairs downstairs upstairs downstairs upstairs downstairs

just think about it

i had my second day of highschool today. it was pretty good i guess. i have a fourth period class now. ceaser is in it and hes acting all like we are best friends. hes all like "sit here! sit here!". if i didnt sit there i would just look like a dick wouldnt i? im not the dick you know that. chuck is in that class. chuck ruuuuullleeeessss. i am glad that he is down with me. today i had to help my sister move in. SHE HAS SOOOOO MUCH STUFF!!! i would bring like a fourth of what she brought.my mom bought her rosemary and olive oil triscuits. i wanted to eat them sooooo bad. those things are soooo fucking good. a funny thing happened today. i moved my seat and mrs.sonsev let it slide. her thinking of this was that i never talk. (in russian class i remember just shouting out whatever came to my mind, not necessarily funny at all or anything, just beacuse i was bored) scott however tries to move his seat and mrs.sonsev threatens to send him to iss or some shit. SCOTT NEVER TALKS EVER!!!!! HE IS SO FUCKING QUIET!!!! its not even like i am a good student either. this is my third year of russian. I DONT KNOW ANYTHING AT ALL! like seriously. i got a b last year. i just copied. i only know the russian that i remember from copying stuff. ANOTHER THING! on the way to college park to help my sister move in my mom is all like "you have a doctors appointment tomorrow". ITS NOT EVEN DURING SCHOOL!!! WHY DONT MY PARENTS TELL ME WHEN THEY ARE DOING STUFF LIKE SENDING ME TO THE DOCTOR!!! I AM NOT EVEN SICK!!! I JUST HAVE THESE WEIRD SPOTS ON ME!! ITS NO BIG DEAL I SWARE I FEEL FINE! i am not going to bring it up to the doctor. i just want to get in and out. my little brother has an appointment right after me though. i want to hang out with my little brother i sware but his friends are so lame. why cant he just be friends with my friends. sometimes i want to fight him. he says unfunny things that i probably said in 9th grade. PISSES ME OFF. pat and ambrose were just with me. they are leaving to college tomorrow. my plan for insincire facebook comments is working. i changed my birthday to tomorrow and people are writing. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! and shit like that. everyone has to do it. i dont care if you know its not my birthday. it will show that you care. if you care alot then bake me a cake or something and bring it to me. it doesnt matter if its vegan or not. i just want to carry it around to give the illusion that 17 years ago to this day was my birth. i cant think of anything funny to write as my little brothers friend on youtube. i dont know how to make anyone mad i feel like im out of angst ideas and will. WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE LIKE 10 KIDS WITH MOHAWKS AT MY SCHOOL?!?!?!? its so lame. they have the lamest mohawks ever. they are like a half of an inch. wow what a big fucking deal. http://flickr.com/photos/dinocorekid/2705679598/ see that hair like off to the side? i have a bigger mohawk than anyone in our school just by association. my hair looks so curly. i wish i didnt have curly hair. i feel like i should cut my hair short. maybe i could grow my hair out like it was when i was single. i never had problems then. oh yeah guess what im famous now. i dont know if i talked about this before but i should have. if i start coming to school with like really nice clothes or a new car or a really good looking girlfriend dont be suprised. i was at the mall to go back to school shopping. i am tru punx(i sware) but i looked at hot topic. GUESS WHAT THEY SOLD!!! THEY SOLD AN OFF WITH THEIR HEADS FULL LENGTH!!! I PLAYED WITH OFF WITH THEIR HEADS IN MY FRIENDS BASEMENT!!!! GUESS WHAT THE GUY FROM OFF WITH THEIR HEADS SAID!!!! HE SAID GOOD SET!!!!!!! HE WAS THE GUITARIST SINGER NOT SOME FUCKING DRUMMER OR BASSIST! I AM WAITING FOR MY ROYALTIES!!!

im empty

I AM SO STOKED TO BE IN HIGH SCHOOL AGAIN! ALL I HAVE TO DO IS PASS ENGLISH!!! I WILL PARTY SO HARD IN EVERY OTHER CLASS! it was my last first day of highschool. that is so sad. i am going to learn to play the violin. i have friends in every class ever. My little brother goes to school with me now. isnt that something? i am going to go out with every girl he likes. class of 12 maing. all mine. me hanging out with james willett is like me hanging out with an 8th grader right now. there is this other kid on my street that goes to school with me. its like he came out of fucking nowhere. i havent seen him ever do anything on my street. if i never make it home the streets have swollowed me whole. school is just holding me back from where i need to go. i honestly am going to drop out pretty soon. i dont need to waste my time learning nothing in school. i am going to move to silver spring or dc maybe and start working a job. i want to work with my hands. i want to make food. i think that would be a pretty good job. would make great food too. you would be willing to spend 10 assloads of money for one meal. check out this video of this guy!!!!!! http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=7IV0mxtycRc you have to watch the whole thing its so cool. espescially all of it. andrew wk has long hair again so that is pretty cool i guess. i used to have long hair. that was not cool at all. do you know what else is not cool? four dudes are not cool. i was going to hang out with my little brother but then i didnt. he was hanging out with laaaammmmee kids. these kids are really nerdy and i really want to fight them for what they are. they are the reason my brother plays rockband so much. i played it once. YOU KNOW WHY?!?!? BECAUSE I AM NOT MY LITTLE BROTHER AND ROCKBAND IS STUPID. THATS FUCKING WHY. i am just glad that my little brother is not hanging out with the jerbangs. he cant become one of them. definetly not when i am still going to school with him. it has been 7 years since ive been to school with my little brother. i remembered some kids from elementry school. they are still sooooo fucking annoying. they are still easily as stupid. ambrose tried to say me having liked pennywise was as bad as him liking korn. pennywise is so punk. they sing about hating dads and skateboarding. do you even realize how punk that is? http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=BV80jLvp1ug I AM SO TIRED OF YOUR RULES. HE CANT EVEN LISTEN TO BLACK FLAG BECAUSE OF HIS PARENTS!!! korn on the other hand sings about fucking nursery rhymes. ambrose went on for awhile talking about how "dark" it was and shit. i will let you decided for yourself. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=3n89VHNPV0E i have never been wrong before. ambrose said that black flag put out two other good albums. WRONG!!! THOSE ALBUMS ARE BORING!!! you say you dont like the ramones well i say were alot like the ramoness we look good together but we dont get along. yeah were alot like the ramones

like a chump

yesterday was my last night to hang out. i asked people to hang out and all they said was "i dont give a fuck". it was really sad. i have been listening to alot of blink-182 latelty because im still in high school. i always wondered if blink 182 actually thought that they were funny. they are not funny. they had that skit about that dog drinking piss. how could everyone in the band want that on the album for more than 5 minutes? it doesnt make sense to me. i actually did hang out for a little bit. james took me to bloom and we ate ice cream on a hammock at like 230. SUMMER AS FUCK. STILL FUCKING SUMMER. STILL FUCKING SUMMER. yesterday lila told me she was racewalker4christ. i dont believe that for a second. if the real racewalker4christ is reading this i havent let my gaurd down at all and i have a dog that will rip you apart. i am going to change so much when everyone is in college. i havent decided what im going to do yet though. i might embrace the folkpunx subsubculture. ill stop shaving my legs and shit and start my own brewery. i might start wearing plaid shorts and sandals. i could pull that off. john told me that he would pay me 150 dollars out of his pocket if i wore one of them hats with the dreads in it already for a month. i might do it. i need money. he said i have to wear it in school and claim that it is part of my religion. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyjG1Ocwsf8 [Fred:] Who can be the boss?Look up to the crossStranded in the land of the lostStandin up, I'm sidewaysI'm blazin' up the pathRunnin on the highways of rapChoked up by the smoke and the charcoalLava stamps and brands me like a barcodeI'm Dashin all the meteor strikesKeep the media dykesAs re-enforcements for the fightAnd that alone with keep John Ghotti on the phoneTangled in his own I got the bees on the trackWhere the fuck you at?[Method Man] TicalLet me hear you pigeons run your mouth now[Method Man] Shut the fuck up!I'm pluggin in them social skillsThat keep my total bills over a millionThe last time I checked itThank God I'm blessed with the mind that I wreck itWait until the second round, I'll knock him out[Method Man:] They call me big John studMy middle name mudDirty water flowToo much for you thugsThat can't stand the floodWhat up doc?Hold big gun like Elmer FuddThe sure shotMr. Meth I'm unpluggedLearnTemperature's too hot for sunblockBurnPlayin with minds can get you state timeLock behind twelve bars from a great mindKilla bees in the club when there's ladybugBrought a sword to tha dance floor to cut a rugLove is love all day 'til they both slugAnd take another life in cold bloodCan't feel me?Cause it's your bloodMurder is tremendousCrime is endlessSame shit different dayFather forgive usThey know not what they doOur praises doI'm big like easy, ya bigbamboo[Method Man:] What's that, I didn't hear you?Shut the fuck up!Come on a little louderShut the fuck up!Everybody N 2 Gether nowShut the fuck up!What? What?[Method Man:] Headstrong, deadcon, dead by dawnDeadweight they dead wrongLet's get it onTwelve rounds of throwdownWho hold crown?Protect land with both poundLimp BizkitGet around like merry-goWhat's the scenario?Comin' through your stereoWhy risk itLifestyles of the prolific and giftedEight essential vitamins and mineralsDeliciousWord on the street isThey bit my thesisKnocked out their front teethesTryin to taste mineActin like they heard through the grapevineDope fiendin for the baselineTo provide rhymePharmaceuticalsHard as nails to the cubicleWhere you find that monsterShe beautifulWu-Tang and Limp BizkitRoll on the checkKick a hole in the speakerPull the plug and inject[Fred:] Mic checkSo what's it all about?Where we gonna run?Maybe we can meet up on the sunDiscretion is advisedFor the blood of virgin eyesLimpin on the track with MethodSo get the sunblockYou get your one shotUntil you dissolveI revolve around everything you gotFrom outta nowhere prepareYou'll be blinded by the glareI told you not to stareNow you're turned into stoneWithout a microphoneBut don't you forget you're in the zone[Method Man] So shut the fuck up!And take that shit backCause all your shit's whack[Method Man] Doodoo is doodooWhen it's way down like thatBurnin up your brain like a pistonSo all those who didn't listenNever even knew what they were missinAnd never even knew that the sky was fallin downWu-Tang Clan for the crown[Method Man:] What's that, I didn't hear you?Shut the fuck up!Come on a little louderShut the fuck up!Everybody N2 Gether nowShut the fuck up!What? What?[Method Man:] It was over your head all day every dayS-I-N-Y1-0-3-0-4Wu-Tang, Killa Bees, and the LimpB-I-Z-K-I-TGotta know the timeGotta know to rhymeIt ain't easy bein greezyIn a world of cleanliness and you know all that other madnessWe gonePeaceLimp Bizkit, Method Man, rock the house y'all, bring it onHey wait up, where you guys going? You're not recording are you? I'm all aloneI can't do thisFeel itYou guys feel it out there?Check your head if you feel itHey, hey, heyEvery day is brigther than the next day, at least that's what you think
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNvsFurBW3M
they name dropped black flag. less people should have black flag tattoos. ONE GOOD ALBUM. AND ITS NOT EVEN AMAZING. i told youtube that black flag was an emo band because henry sang about being depressed and he also cut his wrist. it got a -10. that is the lowest that i have ever gotten. i really really really really wanna get shit started, but people everywhere just get retarded.

U CAN TAKE MY MONEY U CAN TAKE MY TIME BUT U CANT TAKE MY HEART ITS IN THE CITY BEHIND

a bunch of stuff happened to me yesterday. i had a good time. i smelled like ciggarettes. i was told that leftover crack still lives in c-squat. i dont believe it. i touched c-squat for like 5 minutes and it was so hard. i dont think i could be a squatter forever. i would just be a spring/summer squatter and then just sleep at a house or some shit. i am going to start a squat in the abandoned nuclear silo. there is a new leftover crack band. they are called start fucking hipsters. http://www.myspace.com/starfuckinghipsters i encourage you to listen to them if you havent already. i have been listening to those two songs all morning. they are playing in maryland twice in october. you should go with me because i dont want to go by myself/drive. does anyone want to see nofx with me because i dont want to go by myself or drive. if you see on the star fucking hipsters websiter that girl is wearing a tie. i dont understand why people in punk bands wear ties. ties are stupid. they should kick that girl out. shes wearing a hat too. fuck that shit. yesterday i was in a room with a computer. john really wanted to show me this video of this retarded guy beating off. it was really sad. i also saw this guy cut off his dangler to the soundtrack of metal. it was so sweet. we looked at alot of pictures of mutilations and decapitions and stuff like that. we did it for a long time. i wouldve felt really weird if i did that by myself but i didnt so its fine. shawn told me that pain olympics stuff would come back to haunt me and stuff but it totally didnt. maybe if it was someguy getting his dangler cut off without consent it might have scarred me. BUT IT WASNT. i also played checkers. i was undefeated! one time when i was in freshman year ambrose kept going on about how good he was at checkers. i even brought a checkers set to school so we could play each other. i honestly thought he would be really good but i beat him twice and he beat me none. he didnt even make smart moves. i beat him again yesterday. i am so good at everything. i could probably get a checkers scholorship. we stayed up till the sun came up. it was pretty cool. i wasnt even that tired. i didnt sleep a whole lot. its fucking summer. no sleep summer. this guy on the internet said that smelly from nofx is the best drummer in the world. what a dumb idiot. smelly only knows how to play one beat. hes good at it but who wouldnt be after being in a band that plays one beat for 25 years. i still dont understand why people on the internet are wrong.

for danny and for davey

i am starting highschool in a few days and i am very excited and also extremely scared. i have not been able to sleep for the past 2 weeks as i am afraid that i will not fit in with the kids at my school. katie dance is playing a show tonight. it should be really sweet. we are playing with defiance ohio and also police and thieves. we are getting all the money from the show. we are even getting the money that defiance ohio and police and thieves get from selling their cds and shirts and records and buttons and patches and nofx shorts and autographed guitars. that should be fun. yesterday i watched james work on a pedal for a million years. SOOOOOOOO BORING! after like 2 hours i was all like "this is really boring and im really bored." and erik got all mad. im glad hes gone. hes all the way in new york and i can talk all the shit that i want. when i said i was going to go to that show in new york i was joking. i would never want to go to new york because new york is stupid and so is everyone who goes there for college and maybe even summer. the only good part is all my friends who live in c-squat. i made alot of friends there and since they showed me how to survive without money. they showed me how to buy 2 dollar fallafel. it was okay but it was cool to know that i am roughing it. i didnt even bring a change of clothes. my dad was all like "DID YOU BRING A TOOTHBRUSH?!?!?!" and i was all like "oh ill go get one right now" I HAD NO INTENTION OF GETTING ONE!!!!! TRU PUNX!!! also another reason why erik sux. we were listening to blood for blood and he said he didnt want to listen to it. WHY WOULD SOMEONE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH LISTENING TO THIS!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBnK2K9FKRI&feature=related i want to be in a band that covers blood for blood songs. i might even get a blood for blood tattoo. i might join blood for blood. i am listening to less than jake right now. i like less than jake alot. SAY SOMETHING! they are really good. i dont care if everyone else who likes them is in 6th grade. check out this show that is happening 9/27: @ Celebrated Summer Records - Ruiner, Pulling Teeth, Government Warning, The Ergs!, Deep Sleep, Sick Fix, Brain Dead. did you see it? katie dance is secretly headlining try to keep it on the dl. its cool to be playing with my friends the ergs. i am really good friends with them. this guy named blam says that i look like mike erg. he says i look alot like him. he is wrong. maybe a little bit. all of the ergs have girlfriends. if they put out a new record i am not going to buy it. i might get to go to celebrated summer records. that is my favorite record store. i have to sweep up some stuff though.NEW METALOCOLYPSE RULES!!! FUCK SOBRIETY KILL STRIAGHTEDGE!!! COACH MCGUIRK!!!!!!! if theres a god in the sky, only he can judge me so until my dying day stay the fuck out of my face

only god can judge me

i am really excited for all the new kids that are coming to gaithersburg highschool . it seems like most of my friends are leaving for college and other things next year but it is good to know that most of my new friends will probably be the freshman class. they seem so cool. i had the opportunity to talk to someone going into freshman year as my little brother. here is what was said.

athletictoula99 (9:20:57 PM): bring 10 bucks tomarrow
athletictoula99 (9:21:42 PM): ok
Jubert5 (9:21:58 PM): im not bringing any money
athletictoula99 (9:22:06 PM): gold cards plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
athletictoula99 (9:22:12 PM): 10 bucks
athletictoula99 (9:22:22 PM): ask ur mom
Jubert5 (9:25:18 PM): im not buying you any gold cards
athletictoula99 (9:25:38 PM): y not
Jubert5 (9:25:57 PM): you dont even know how to spell
athletictoula99 (9:26:05 PM): wat/
athletictoula99 (9:26:07 PM): ?
Jubert5 (9:26:26 PM): "tomarrow?"
athletictoula99 (9:26:38 PM): watevahh dude
Jubert5 (9:26:39 PM): suppose i was to give you money "tomarrow"
athletictoula99 (9:26:48 PM): yeah
athletictoula99 (9:26:54 PM): do it
Jubert5 (9:27:03 PM): i cant because thats not a word
athletictoula99 (9:27:14 PM): watevahh dude
Jubert5 (9:27:30 PM): get a job
athletictoula99 (9:27:43 PM): plz buy 1
Jubert5 (9:27:55 PM): what good would that do?
athletictoula99 (9:28:05 PM): help the football team
Jubert5 (9:28:09 PM): i dont care
athletictoula99 (9:28:22 PM): and its a coupon for food at like papa johns
athletictoula99 (9:28:30 PM): and a lot of other places
Jubert5 (9:28:46 PM): i hate papa johns
athletictoula99 (9:28:48 PM): all year
Jubert5 (9:28:51 PM): they are so mean to me
athletictoula99 (9:29:00 PM): quiznos
athletictoula99 (9:29:04 PM): jerrys
Jubert5 (9:29:55 PM): i hate quiznos even more
Jubert5 (9:30:02 PM): so hostile
athletictoula99 (9:30:27 PM): fuck u mark just get ten dollars
Jubert5 (9:30:32 PM): fuck off
Jubert5 (9:30:36 PM): i dont care
Jubert5 (9:30:45 PM): why should my mom have to pay for something i dont care about
athletictoula99 (9:31:01 PM): how do u know ur mom dont care
Jubert5 (9:31:06 PM): I DONT CARE
Jubert5 (9:31:20 PM): why would i want to get my mom into somethign i dont care about
Jubert5 (9:31:45 PM): why dont you get your mom to buy a bunch
athletictoula99 (9:31:49 PM): i did
Jubert5 (9:32:03 PM): yeah well get her to buy enough for you to not bug the shit out of me
athletictoula99 (9:32:11 PM): no can do
athletictoula99 (9:32:29 PM): shit mark just do it
Jubert5 (9:32:31 PM): NO
Jubert5 (9:32:35 PM): WHY THE FUCK WOULD I DO IT
Jubert5 (9:32:41 PM): I DONT CARE
athletictoula99 (9:33:00 PM): to help a whole bunch of guys lookin for help
Jubert5 (9:33:00 PM): get someone else to care
Jubert5 (9:33:16 PM): i dont care about you playing football
athletictoula99 (9:33:24 PM): other guys
Jubert5 (9:33:27 PM): i dont care
athletictoula99 (9:33:38 PM): big guys who might beat u up if u dont
Jubert5 (9:34:01 PM): everyone on the football team is stupid i dont care about them
athletictoula99 (9:34:28 PM): hey u better watch out u might get beaten even if u buy 1
Jubert5 (9:34:44 PM): wow that makes me care
Jubert5 (9:34:49 PM): SYKE SYKE SYKE SYKE SYKE
athletictoula99 (9:35:06 PM): ur funeral
Jubert5 (9:35:08 PM): i will write you a haiku
Jubert5 (9:35:14 PM): football is stupid
Jubert5 (9:35:22 PM): i dont care about your game
Jubert5 (9:35:33 PM): i hope you get shot
athletictoula99 (9:36:06 PM): um u cant even play quads so u shouldnt be talkin
Jubert5 (9:36:19 PM): talkin about what?
athletictoula99 (9:36:29 PM): how football sucks
Jubert5 (9:36:30 PM): talking abotu not caring about football?
Jubert5 (9:36:36 PM): you are making so much sense
athletictoula99 (9:36:38 PM): look how much u suck
Jubert5 (9:36:54 PM): yeah but what does that have to do with football...
Jubert5 (9:37:01 PM): you are not making any sense
Jubert5 (9:37:25 PM): also i rule
athletictoula99 (9:37:45 PM): yu suck ur moms ass
Jubert5 (9:38:11 PM): yeah whatever im not buying anything from you
athletictoula99 (9:38:43 PM): fine but ill ask u every day and FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jubert5 (9:38:53 PM): yeah im still going to say no
Jubert5 (9:39:00 PM): why did you give me a fuck you?
Jubert5 (9:39:20 PM): you arent helping your case at all
athletictoula99 (9:39:27 PM): cause u didnt buy 1
Jubert5 (9:39:39 PM): so?
Jubert5 (9:39:46 PM): i gave you perfectly good reasons not to
athletictoula99 (9:39:58 PM): not really
athletictoula99 (9:39:59 PM): g2g
athletictoula99 (9:40:01 PM): bye

THEY SPELLED WHATEVER LIKE WATEVAHH!!!! AND THEY DID IT TWICE!!!!! gold cards actually seem cool. but i know they would not be cool in real life but only in a video game or something. i would pay 10 rubees to have a gold card. i told nate martens about this blog! he told me not to make it and then i told him it was too late. he told me he liked horse the band and i remember showing him that band and having him tell me how bad/how lame i am. ian millz told me someone bought that pizza lookin horse the band record and cut it up into pizza slices and then burnt it and put pictures of it up on the vlv. THATS STUPID AND LAME! THAT RECORD COSTS LI3K 50 BUCKS! ambrose got that choking victim record for 40 bucks. i would have got it before him if i had 40 bucks and i saw it before him. that racewalk4christ humyn talked to me again. they said they knew i had a house! HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW THAT!?!?!?!?!
they also told me that racewalking was the most underrated sport ever. i looked into race walking and found it to be exceptional. if you are interested in finding out more about racewalking or even just need to buy a racewalking book or tshirt please go to www.racewalk.com. if you need further research regarding racewalking please go here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8&feature=rec-fresh. I GOT PLAYED ON THE RADIO CAN U FUCKIN BELIEVE THAT SHIT I AM BLOWING UP PEOPLE ARE GOING TO START RECOGNIZING ME ON THE STREET AND DEMANDING I WRITE SONGS FOR THEM OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT. so my little brother left his facebook signed in and it looked all weird. GUESS WHAT HE WAS DOING!!! HE WAS USING THE NEW FACEBOOK!!!!! WHAT A FUCKING FUCKTARD! NEW FACEBOOK IS SO BAD! HE IS PROBABLY THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD WHO USES IT! school is almost starting. if you are close friends with me then you already know that i wont be attending my senior year of high school. i plan to move to dc or silver spring and start a small family. ok this is rancid signing off for now, until next time we'll see you guys later.

you know im always leaving

CHECK YOU THIS TOTALLY COOL/NEW/HILARIOUS VIDEO THAT I JUST FOUND AND NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT BUT IS STILL SOOO FUNNY http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8# http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8# http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8# LOLOLOLOL i posted it three times because everyone should at least watch it three times because they have never seen it before. i feel like i am doing a great favor to alot of people who would otherwise never have found this video. its almost like i invtented this video. yesterday was a good day for me. i got to go to a whole other state! virginia was fun. it seems to me that virginia is mostly about sitting in grass, playing with dirt, burying cds, and lying about 24 hour pizza places. i played this really fun game called galaga that i have only played one other time this summer. if you are not farmilliar with galaga then THIS IS NOT WHAT GALAGA IS http://www.smiliegames.com/galaga/ . Some people will tell you that you are fighting aliens or some shit but I WILL SWARE ON MY LIFE AND MY GOD THAT YOU ARE JUST FIGHTING BUGS. i know because one time i beat the me and then they zoomed out and you were just fighting bugs. that stuff that you thought were stars or something? those are just dust particles. i listened to james reichard and james willett talk about amps for a little. i dont know anything about amps. they could have both been using made up words and shit and i wouldnt even know. a bad thing also happened yesterday i had to eat with pat heindel. he is so stupid and says the stupidest things. when we ate at yuan fu he didnt order anything at all! how can you be such a dickhole to show up to yuan fu and not order anything and still be so stupid. he got into this argument with this lady that he should be able to drink alcohol in the restaraunt because "this is america". I always feel like i have to apologize for pat whenever i am not around people who dont know him. colin heindel rules though. i am going to hang out with him so much and we are going to become obese and grow facial hair and start riding motorcycles and start a band called DYING 2 LIVE. it seems like a good idea to me. Gary called erik last night and told him he was going to put out a timber 7inch with just damn bobby and baby ears on it. i think that the only way this will happen is if gary reads this and sees that i doubt him and puts it out just to spite me. he was only going to put out 100 records. you would still looze money if you sold all of them and shit. i remember onetime my dad was trying to think of the name for yuan fu and he said kung fu. LOLOLOLOOLOLLOOOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. oh man. my dad is so crazy. my dad said i have to go get water and pick up my little brother from band camp. FUCK THAT NOISE. IM 18 YEARS OLD. i wish i was still 16. when i was 16 people would look at me and they would envy my youth. youth rhymes with mouth. i thought all dentists lied to you and told you that you have nice teeth. i thought this because the dentist looked at my dads teeth and he has like dentures and shit and she still said he had nice teeth. then she later said that i have nice teeth and my dad has gross teeth. HOW DO I KNOW SHES NOT JUST GOING TO TALK SHIT ON MY TEETH TO THE NEXT PERSON WHO HAS THEIR TEETH LOOKED AT? the point is daniel crowns dentist tells him he has bad teeth. lololololololololllolmao. i am listening to pg.99 right now. document 5 is so good. erik says that pygmy lush is better than pg.99. HE COULDNT BE MORE WRONG. he also said that malady is better than pg.99. that is more understandable. but it is still very wrong. erik is wrong alot of the time. he told me that baseball was the most exciting olympic sport. baseball is so boring. i used to play baseball for like 4 years. it is even boring to play. the only reason i played it was because you didnt have to run as much as you did in soccer and i was pretty chubby. my sister used to make fun of me for it. it hurts more than any of you will ever know ever. i was supposed to play this show today at garys house. we are not playing that show anymore. i am freaking the fuck out right now. someone just sent me this im.

racewalk4christ (1:46:19 PM): your name is daniel jubert! and you have two parents! a mom and a dad!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW THE FUCK DO THEY KNOW THAT! I FUCKING HATE THE INTERNET. PEOPLE CAN FUCKING LEARN EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU AND THEN IM YOU WHAT THEY KNOW AND SIGN OFF IMMEDIATLY! YOU ARE THEN LEFT TO WRITE ABOUT IT ON UR BLOG!
i feel really unsafe right now. i am alone at my house what if racewalk4christ shows up? they probably know all my extensive security shit because they are internet wizards. i dont know what i can do about this. i do not want to live my life like this.

i dont even have a guitar at my house. i am so bored. if i smoked ciggarettes all i would do all day is smoke ciggarettes. i think i might smoke ciggarettes when i go to college. it seems like an intellectual kind of thing to do. if i was erik and i wanted to be taken seriously in the film buisness i would definetly start smoking ciggarettes. maybe even cigars. all i want to do is smoke cigars and play guitars. i want to start a folk band. i have an acoustic guitar but i want a better one. if i started a folk band i would get so fucking rich. there are many reasons why me starting a folkpunx band is the best idea ive ever had in the world. NUMER ONE. people on the plan-it-x boards talked about me. there is already a buzz going. NUMBER TWO. there are a million fucking hippiefolk kids. NUMBER THREE. all folk kids are closet millionaires so i will get sooooo much fucking money.

my room is baisically a squat because i dont pay rent on it and it smells funny sometimes