Thursday, August 21, 2008

you know im always leaving

CHECK YOU THIS TOTALLY COOL/NEW/HILARIOUS VIDEO THAT I JUST FOUND AND NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT BUT IS STILL SOOO FUNNY http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8# http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8# http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8# LOLOLOLOL i posted it three times because everyone should at least watch it three times because they have never seen it before. i feel like i am doing a great favor to alot of people who would otherwise never have found this video. its almost like i invtented this video. yesterday was a good day for me. i got to go to a whole other state! virginia was fun. it seems to me that virginia is mostly about sitting in grass, playing with dirt, burying cds, and lying about 24 hour pizza places. i played this really fun game called galaga that i have only played one other time this summer. if you are not farmilliar with galaga then THIS IS NOT WHAT GALAGA IS http://www.smiliegames.com/galaga/ . Some people will tell you that you are fighting aliens or some shit but I WILL SWARE ON MY LIFE AND MY GOD THAT YOU ARE JUST FIGHTING BUGS. i know because one time i beat the me and then they zoomed out and you were just fighting bugs. that stuff that you thought were stars or something? those are just dust particles. i listened to james reichard and james willett talk about amps for a little. i dont know anything about amps. they could have both been using made up words and shit and i wouldnt even know. a bad thing also happened yesterday i had to eat with pat heindel. he is so stupid and says the stupidest things. when we ate at yuan fu he didnt order anything at all! how can you be such a dickhole to show up to yuan fu and not order anything and still be so stupid. he got into this argument with this lady that he should be able to drink alcohol in the restaraunt because "this is america". I always feel like i have to apologize for pat whenever i am not around people who dont know him. colin heindel rules though. i am going to hang out with him so much and we are going to become obese and grow facial hair and start riding motorcycles and start a band called DYING 2 LIVE. it seems like a good idea to me. Gary called erik last night and told him he was going to put out a timber 7inch with just damn bobby and baby ears on it. i think that the only way this will happen is if gary reads this and sees that i doubt him and puts it out just to spite me. he was only going to put out 100 records. you would still looze money if you sold all of them and shit. i remember onetime my dad was trying to think of the name for yuan fu and he said kung fu. LOLOLOLOOLOLLOOOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. oh man. my dad is so crazy. my dad said i have to go get water and pick up my little brother from band camp. FUCK THAT NOISE. IM 18 YEARS OLD. i wish i was still 16. when i was 16 people would look at me and they would envy my youth. youth rhymes with mouth. i thought all dentists lied to you and told you that you have nice teeth. i thought this because the dentist looked at my dads teeth and he has like dentures and shit and she still said he had nice teeth. then she later said that i have nice teeth and my dad has gross teeth. HOW DO I KNOW SHES NOT JUST GOING TO TALK SHIT ON MY TEETH TO THE NEXT PERSON WHO HAS THEIR TEETH LOOKED AT? the point is daniel crowns dentist tells him he has bad teeth. lololololololololllolmao. i am listening to pg.99 right now. document 5 is so good. erik says that pygmy lush is better than pg.99. HE COULDNT BE MORE WRONG. he also said that malady is better than pg.99. that is more understandable. but it is still very wrong. erik is wrong alot of the time. he told me that baseball was the most exciting olympic sport. baseball is so boring. i used to play baseball for like 4 years. it is even boring to play. the only reason i played it was because you didnt have to run as much as you did in soccer and i was pretty chubby. my sister used to make fun of me for it. it hurts more than any of you will ever know ever. i was supposed to play this show today at garys house. we are not playing that show anymore. i am freaking the fuck out right now. someone just sent me this im.

racewalk4christ (1:46:19 PM): your name is daniel jubert! and you have two parents! a mom and a dad!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW THE FUCK DO THEY KNOW THAT! I FUCKING HATE THE INTERNET. PEOPLE CAN FUCKING LEARN EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU AND THEN IM YOU WHAT THEY KNOW AND SIGN OFF IMMEDIATLY! YOU ARE THEN LEFT TO WRITE ABOUT IT ON UR BLOG!
i feel really unsafe right now. i am alone at my house what if racewalk4christ shows up? they probably know all my extensive security shit because they are internet wizards. i dont know what i can do about this. i do not want to live my life like this.

i dont even have a guitar at my house. i am so bored. if i smoked ciggarettes all i would do all day is smoke ciggarettes. i think i might smoke ciggarettes when i go to college. it seems like an intellectual kind of thing to do. if i was erik and i wanted to be taken seriously in the film buisness i would definetly start smoking ciggarettes. maybe even cigars. all i want to do is smoke cigars and play guitars. i want to start a folk band. i have an acoustic guitar but i want a better one. if i started a folk band i would get so fucking rich. there are many reasons why me starting a folkpunx band is the best idea ive ever had in the world. NUMER ONE. people on the plan-it-x boards talked about me. there is already a buzz going. NUMBER TWO. there are a million fucking hippiefolk kids. NUMBER THREE. all folk kids are closet millionaires so i will get sooooo much fucking money.

my room is baisically a squat because i dont pay rent on it and it smells funny sometimes

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