too stoned nintendo

today is my first fake birthday. i had my doubts on whether it would be a good idea or not to lie to the entire facebook community. I WAS SOOO RIGHT! THIS FEEELS SO GOOD! in all honesty this has been ALOT better than any of my real birthdays. i am probably going to do another one next week. i saw this video of this guy who is practically a tree. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=AgQpMKES7BI shit is so fucking nuts. look at him. he is a fucking tree. i went to the doctor today and she was all like whats up? i told her that i have all these dots on my arm and i dont know what they are from or anything. she told me that these dots were actually a pilonidal cyst on the base of my spine. she said that i probably ruptured it at the defiance ohio show. this sucks. at least i get to have percocets. my dad is so weird. he recently starting flipping out on me about not making kool-aid and shit. i am 18 years old. my dad can make his own fucking kool-aid. my little brother has an infected toe. shit is so nasty. he never even told me that he had it. its like no one ever tells me anything anymore. he got it from being in the marching band. WHAT A FUCKING NERD!!! hes all about that shit now. being a fucking nerd and shit. he should be driving for an hour to go record shopping like a real fucking man. Ambrose told me to make a zine. like a real old fashioned zine. that you could hold in your hands. who the fuck reads zines anymore? everyone i know just reads blogs. i could make this blog more zinelike. i am going to start off with some reviews. timber 7inch-THIS 7INCH IS NOT EVEN GOOD.IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE APPROPRIATE FAITH ON IT. MORE PROOF THAT THIS RECORD IS BAD IS THAT THE BAND PLAYED IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH AND NO ONE CARED AT ALL. THE 7inch SHOULD HAVE BEEN JUST APPROPRIATE FAITH AND MAYBE A REMIX THAT SOUNDS EXACTLY THE SAME ON THE OTHER SIDE. what a dumb band that timber is. they are not as dumb as that band erik sutch though. erik sutch is a dumb band. i hate daniel crown. i heard that the ergs dont even really need to wear glasses. i am in the same boat. the glasses that i wear are not prescription. remember that band i was in? everyone was supposed to wear glasses. shawn wore contacts. i dont know why we didnt play pop punk songs or at least descendents covers. today i saw wale in the old qo yearbook. he is an ugly guy. wale is a bad rapper. i didnt have the heart to tell walid that though. he would have been so crushed. if you want to listen to good gaithersburg rap i would recomend listening to G-MAT. wale wishes he was as good as g-mat. daniel crown is so whiny. upstairs downstairs upstairs downstairs upstairs downstairs upstairs downstairs upstairs downstairs upstairs downstairs upstairs downstairs