Thursday, August 21, 2008

only god can judge me

i am really excited for all the new kids that are coming to gaithersburg highschool . it seems like most of my friends are leaving for college and other things next year but it is good to know that most of my new friends will probably be the freshman class. they seem so cool. i had the opportunity to talk to someone going into freshman year as my little brother. here is what was said.

athletictoula99 (9:20:57 PM): bring 10 bucks tomarrow
athletictoula99 (9:21:42 PM): ok
Jubert5 (9:21:58 PM): im not bringing any money
athletictoula99 (9:22:06 PM): gold cards plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
athletictoula99 (9:22:12 PM): 10 bucks
athletictoula99 (9:22:22 PM): ask ur mom
Jubert5 (9:25:18 PM): im not buying you any gold cards
athletictoula99 (9:25:38 PM): y not
Jubert5 (9:25:57 PM): you dont even know how to spell
athletictoula99 (9:26:05 PM): wat/
athletictoula99 (9:26:07 PM): ?
Jubert5 (9:26:26 PM): "tomarrow?"
athletictoula99 (9:26:38 PM): watevahh dude
Jubert5 (9:26:39 PM): suppose i was to give you money "tomarrow"
athletictoula99 (9:26:48 PM): yeah
athletictoula99 (9:26:54 PM): do it
Jubert5 (9:27:03 PM): i cant because thats not a word
athletictoula99 (9:27:14 PM): watevahh dude
Jubert5 (9:27:30 PM): get a job
athletictoula99 (9:27:43 PM): plz buy 1
Jubert5 (9:27:55 PM): what good would that do?
athletictoula99 (9:28:05 PM): help the football team
Jubert5 (9:28:09 PM): i dont care
athletictoula99 (9:28:22 PM): and its a coupon for food at like papa johns
athletictoula99 (9:28:30 PM): and a lot of other places
Jubert5 (9:28:46 PM): i hate papa johns
athletictoula99 (9:28:48 PM): all year
Jubert5 (9:28:51 PM): they are so mean to me
athletictoula99 (9:29:00 PM): quiznos
athletictoula99 (9:29:04 PM): jerrys
Jubert5 (9:29:55 PM): i hate quiznos even more
Jubert5 (9:30:02 PM): so hostile
athletictoula99 (9:30:27 PM): fuck u mark just get ten dollars
Jubert5 (9:30:32 PM): fuck off
Jubert5 (9:30:36 PM): i dont care
Jubert5 (9:30:45 PM): why should my mom have to pay for something i dont care about
athletictoula99 (9:31:01 PM): how do u know ur mom dont care
Jubert5 (9:31:06 PM): I DONT CARE
Jubert5 (9:31:20 PM): why would i want to get my mom into somethign i dont care about
Jubert5 (9:31:45 PM): why dont you get your mom to buy a bunch
athletictoula99 (9:31:49 PM): i did
Jubert5 (9:32:03 PM): yeah well get her to buy enough for you to not bug the shit out of me
athletictoula99 (9:32:11 PM): no can do
athletictoula99 (9:32:29 PM): shit mark just do it
Jubert5 (9:32:31 PM): NO
Jubert5 (9:32:35 PM): WHY THE FUCK WOULD I DO IT
Jubert5 (9:32:41 PM): I DONT CARE
athletictoula99 (9:33:00 PM): to help a whole bunch of guys lookin for help
Jubert5 (9:33:00 PM): get someone else to care
Jubert5 (9:33:16 PM): i dont care about you playing football
athletictoula99 (9:33:24 PM): other guys
Jubert5 (9:33:27 PM): i dont care
athletictoula99 (9:33:38 PM): big guys who might beat u up if u dont
Jubert5 (9:34:01 PM): everyone on the football team is stupid i dont care about them
athletictoula99 (9:34:28 PM): hey u better watch out u might get beaten even if u buy 1
Jubert5 (9:34:44 PM): wow that makes me care
Jubert5 (9:34:49 PM): SYKE SYKE SYKE SYKE SYKE
athletictoula99 (9:35:06 PM): ur funeral
Jubert5 (9:35:08 PM): i will write you a haiku
Jubert5 (9:35:14 PM): football is stupid
Jubert5 (9:35:22 PM): i dont care about your game
Jubert5 (9:35:33 PM): i hope you get shot
athletictoula99 (9:36:06 PM): um u cant even play quads so u shouldnt be talkin
Jubert5 (9:36:19 PM): talkin about what?
athletictoula99 (9:36:29 PM): how football sucks
Jubert5 (9:36:30 PM): talking abotu not caring about football?
Jubert5 (9:36:36 PM): you are making so much sense
athletictoula99 (9:36:38 PM): look how much u suck
Jubert5 (9:36:54 PM): yeah but what does that have to do with football...
Jubert5 (9:37:01 PM): you are not making any sense
Jubert5 (9:37:25 PM): also i rule
athletictoula99 (9:37:45 PM): yu suck ur moms ass
Jubert5 (9:38:11 PM): yeah whatever im not buying anything from you
athletictoula99 (9:38:43 PM): fine but ill ask u every day and FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jubert5 (9:38:53 PM): yeah im still going to say no
Jubert5 (9:39:00 PM): why did you give me a fuck you?
Jubert5 (9:39:20 PM): you arent helping your case at all
athletictoula99 (9:39:27 PM): cause u didnt buy 1
Jubert5 (9:39:39 PM): so?
Jubert5 (9:39:46 PM): i gave you perfectly good reasons not to
athletictoula99 (9:39:58 PM): not really
athletictoula99 (9:39:59 PM): g2g
athletictoula99 (9:40:01 PM): bye

THEY SPELLED WHATEVER LIKE WATEVAHH!!!! AND THEY DID IT TWICE!!!!! gold cards actually seem cool. but i know they would not be cool in real life but only in a video game or something. i would pay 10 rubees to have a gold card. i told nate martens about this blog! he told me not to make it and then i told him it was too late. he told me he liked horse the band and i remember showing him that band and having him tell me how bad/how lame i am. ian millz told me someone bought that pizza lookin horse the band record and cut it up into pizza slices and then burnt it and put pictures of it up on the vlv. THATS STUPID AND LAME! THAT RECORD COSTS LI3K 50 BUCKS! ambrose got that choking victim record for 40 bucks. i would have got it before him if i had 40 bucks and i saw it before him. that racewalk4christ humyn talked to me again. they said they knew i had a house! HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW THAT!?!?!?!?!
they also told me that racewalking was the most underrated sport ever. i looked into race walking and found it to be exceptional. if you are interested in finding out more about racewalking or even just need to buy a racewalking book or tshirt please go to www.racewalk.com. if you need further research regarding racewalking please go here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8&feature=rec-fresh. I GOT PLAYED ON THE RADIO CAN U FUCKIN BELIEVE THAT SHIT I AM BLOWING UP PEOPLE ARE GOING TO START RECOGNIZING ME ON THE STREET AND DEMANDING I WRITE SONGS FOR THEM OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT. so my little brother left his facebook signed in and it looked all weird. GUESS WHAT HE WAS DOING!!! HE WAS USING THE NEW FACEBOOK!!!!! WHAT A FUCKING FUCKTARD! NEW FACEBOOK IS SO BAD! HE IS PROBABLY THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD WHO USES IT! school is almost starting. if you are close friends with me then you already know that i wont be attending my senior year of high school. i plan to move to dc or silver spring and start a small family. ok this is rancid signing off for now, until next time we'll see you guys later.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

i love you daniel
your blog is so fucking funny
punch the football team