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dear jason,
how have you been?i have been fine. i heard you are going to go to the beach with shawn. i bet that would be fun. i used to be in a band with shawn. remember????? yeah its too bad that i had to quit that band for my job. guess how much money coke bust made on saturday. 700 dollars. yeah everyone bought lps and shirts. you may think something like "im not sure if i entirely believe this" or "i didnt buy an lp" for all the non believers there is proof right here
Nicktape (1:01:10 PM): dude
Nicktape (1:01:14 PM): our band has so much moeny right now
Nicktape (1:01:15 PM): !!! LOL
you may be saying something like "well dont you owe six weeks like $580" WHATEVER BRO. yesterday was zack's birthday party and a lot of people went swimming. me, ambrose and bmac were the only ones with self respect. everyone else was trying to pressure me into being naked saying "it feels so good" or "i thought you gave negative fucks" i will tell you right now that being naked is not straightedge. anything that will make you feel good or give you respect from your peers is something that i do not want any part in. i got another check in the mail from a family member for my birthday. now i have like 1000 dollars after spending too much money on food and gas. how dumb are you you just gave me a million dollars for graduating and my birthday was right after. SPEAKING OF MY BIRTHDAY THANKS FOR ALL THE WALL POSTS. IM GLAD ALL OF YOU ARE MY REAL FRIENDS AND KNOW MY BIRTHDAY ISNT REALLY ON 420 OR 911. ALL 1,473 OF YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD TO ME. THAT MEANS YOU ANDY GILPIN. whatever. no big deal. i accidently stole pat vogels bluebeard pedal. OOPS. w/e i gave it back. I got to see sick fux record when i gave it back. new sick fix record's guitars are sounding pretty black metal. also pat vogel is moving to philly to be a hipster. disciples of christ's recordings sound pretty cool. ryan zellman showed me this SICK video and you all should check it out it out too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mo9eFro--Oo LIVING MY LIFE IN CIRCLES(every days the same). washington dc METAL. everyone should go see them july 10th at alfishawy because i cant. seriously. if you are too busy/important to go to a 12 band metal fest then you might as well drop out of hardcore. HUGE UPDATE. I JUST SIGNED FOR A HUGE FUCKING PACKAGE. LATE ASS BIRTHDAY PRESENT. OPENING RIGHT NOW. this is jubert signing off for now. until next time ill see you guys later.

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I also got banned from wikihow again. i think it was because of those articles i made. trapped under ice was soooo good. i even danced! last time i danced to trapped under ice i got my tooth punched out. i assume that if you live in baltimore you are used to getting your teeth punched out. maybe i could have sued. or made him buy me dinner or something. that doesnt seem to ridiculous. it wouldve hurt so much then though. everything hurt. even if i ate soup it hurt. chips hurt so much. until god calls me home. my mom put some apple chip things in my lunch. they tasted like styrafoam apples. i would not recomend you try them. whats wrong with regular apples? you can eat regular apples just fine. my mom said i could go to new york. maybe i already said that but i dont care. i am really excited to be able to see the ergs and d4 and im pretty sure that erik made up municipal waste. why? i dont know. sometimes erik just blatantly lies for no reason. it is not a trait that i would like to have. Im writing this in school right now. isnt that weird? this is personal. someone could just walk by and read this and then know everything about me. they could steal my identity. they could steal my identity better if i wasnt kicked of wikihow. gary should make a vlv band.

blogging is still honest

i feel fed up every morning and let down every night. my mom made me cupcakes. right when i woke up there were cupcakes. isnt that great? they tasted good and they tasted like bananas. i just listened to the bananas. they are so catchy. i am reunited with my hat. i am so glad. ive had that hat for so long. it has my name on it because it has been passed on in the jubert family for like 5 generations. im glad my dad didnt find out i lost it for a little. i did stuff yesterday. one thing i did was get my hat. another thing i did was hang out with james willett. another thing i did was go to 711. i saw barguv there. he got kicked out of being the president of the russian honors society and actually got considerably mad. he copys of me. that alone means he shouldnt be president of the russian honors society. he is a probably the best rapper of our generation though. www.myspace.com/gmaterial . another thing that i did was go to lilas kitchen. james liked lilas dogs so much but they did not like him. my dog keeps running in its sleep. like more than once every day. i have a full tank of gas but nowhere to go. i could go anywhere. im pretty sure that i have enough gas to go to any period of time too. i dont really know what i would do though. i started reading this book called killing hope by william blum. it is about united states military and cia interventions since world war two. by the time i am done with this i will be able to make an awsome political punk band like crass or propagandhi. if i dont finish the book i can make a band like cold world or blood for blood. i showed my little brother all the stuff i did on his friends youtube account. he thought it was funny. the first thing i did today was listen to the weakerthans. i am suprised i havent died yet. i have homework this weekend. what the fuck is that about? my grades are pretty alright. gaithersburg isnt as much of a whole as i thought it was.


GAITHERSBURG PUNXXX
XXX
XVX
VSXE
VEGAN
STRAIGHTEDGE
HARDCORE

spent your whole life ignoring the other side of the story

dillinger four are a really good band. my body aches. i still dont have any friends at lunch. my little brother was too good to even say hi to me. what the fuck is that about? he was too busy hanging out with his lame annoying friends that are destroying him on the inside. he still likes bad religion. NOT PUNX. WHAT THE FUCK IS PUNK ABOUT BEING A MILLIONAIRE AND ACTUALLY SINGING? exactly. mom my also likes bad religion. what is punk about being like my mom? only two days till coke busting. i hope they let me be in their band. ive got alot of it down but sometimes its hard to tell what they are playing. it just sounds like fast. if nicktape ever finds out i have used patchouli soap then it could ruin my chances. nicktape is such a jock. he says fuck too much. my mom says i need to get bloodwork tomorrow. I HAVE TO PRACTICE SO THEY WILL LET ME IN COKE BUST!!! THE ONLY REASON THE STUPID DOCTOR WANTS MY FUCKING BLOOD IS BECAUSE IM NOT A GODDAMM BLOODMOUTH. I AM FUCKING FINE. i just talked to my mom and now its on thursday. this is good. i need to get a bass tomorrow so i can practice more legitlike. i still cant find my hat. that hat means so much to me. if you know the whereabouts of my hat please do not hesitate to call me at 301-221-2225. today i was in russian class and i drew a pentagram and wrote GOD SUCKS all biglike. walid was not amused at all. what a godfearer/lover. i am listening to pulling teeth right now. do you think i give a fuck? he said some shit at me about how he thought i was an open minded person. IM NOT OPEN MINDED. I ALREADY MADE UP MY MIND. if i am in coke bust then im going to be in a band with someone who is 15 years older than me. they could go to jail for taking me on tour probably. what are you so afraid of? mom and dad will never understand

TWO THOUSAND AND GREAT

NEVER BACK DOWN
NEVER GIVE IN
XXX
xVEGANx
GOD FREE YOUTH
DIY OR DIDIE
RESPECT THE SPACE

you dont belong

hello. how are you doing? i am doing fine. a lot of things have been happening to me. one thing that happened was that i cant find my hat. do you know what hat im talking about? it has my name on it. it is a red hat. i need my hat so bad. guess what? i might be in a band. guess what else? that band is coke bust. i am going to nicktapes house on wednesday to try out to be coke busts new bass player. coke bust is planning a full us tour with sick fix. if i am in coke bust i get to go on that tour. can you believe that? i feel like i shouldnt get my hopes up but it would be really fucking awsome to be able to tour. how low was going to do like a weekend but now we cant because we are not a band. coke bust is really good. if you think i am not going to wear my coke bust hoodie or shirt than you are very wrong. i might wear both to nicktapes house and totally fan out all the time and sing his lyrics at him or something. maybe at my first show. who knows? i left my lights on on my car and then the battery died. i had to push it back to my house all by myself because my parents werent answering their phone. i found my phone incase you were worried about me not having a phone. it was in toners car. toner made cookies. they tasted really good. the libyans are a good band. i bought their 7inch even though i am broke all of the time. other stuf happened to me. we went to college park again. it was the same shit but less fun. everyone in maryland is seriously so fucking stupid. the fact that these people got into maryland but some of my friends didnt is lame. i was going to apply there but now im not. fuck that shit. i would become so alienated if i lived there. i dont like drinking and i dont like hanging out with lame people. fuck that shit. i dont need to go to college maing. coke bust is about to go huge. i will get mad 7inch money even though i had nothing to do with it. tshirts and tapes mean i dont have to work. you think that with all my money i would be happy right? wrong. according to facebook NEW FACEBOOK WILL BE THE ONLY FACEBOOK. WHAT. THE. FUCK. new facebook is so lame. its different. i hate different things. why would they want to fuck shit up like that? they had a good thing going. i dont think ill ever understand.


TWO THOUSAND AND NATE


BLACK METAL FOREVER

i havent checked but i think its still raining

its been raining pretty decently since i woke up. i guess that isnt really saying that much. i woke up at 2:30. right now its 3:43.it seroiusly just keeps on raining. i dont care what the time on the blog thing says that is always so wrong.I dont know why i slept so late. i went to bed at like 5. who needs 9 and a half hours of sleep? you know what else is wrong about this blog? you know that poll thing? its like to the right of this. if you add up all the percents its alot more than 100%. i think i should write a letter to whoever is running blogs. yeah so im sure alot of you know this but the ergs are breaking up. i obviously knew a long time before because i am really good friends with them but it still is bumming me out. the first time i stage dove was to an ergs song. ahhh. i remember it like it was yesterday. they were playing with the queers and this band that sounded like nofx and also this band where the singer liked to laugh at his stupid unfunny jokes. garys brother was there. i saw garys brother yesterday. hopefully i will see the ergs 4 more times before they break up. 4 is a good number. they should seriously do it without jeff. jeff was the least cool of the ergs. joe erg was the coolest. mike erg was the second coolest. their roadie was the 3rd coolest. dude seriously. first northern lights falling breaks up and now the ergs. yeah so i did stuff yesterday. can you believe it. ambrose got home. its only been a week since ive seen him but it feels like so long. it seems like ive been going to school for a long time. i saw ambrose last thursday. yeah i totally did stuff i sware. i still dont know where my phone is. i was driving home and the gas was way at the low. if i ran out of gas i would have been so fucked. you know. because i dont even have a phone or anything. i hope someone has my phone. i just got a new phone. it takes soooooo long to get a fucking phone. i thought it would take like 2 seconds. i cant see why anyone would want to get a new phone because they are just like tired of their phone or some shit. yeah so yesterday i hung out with ambrose and pat and james and erik nillson and zach. i met a humyn named mellissa. she thought that meat is murder is the best smiths album. she is wrong. we went to college park. i didnt see my sister. i didnt see the serven twins. i didnt see anyone. its 4:20 right now. so what if it takes me a long time to write these things? its so rewarding. ive never felt more rewarded. IF I NEVER MAKE IT HOME TONGIHT THE STREETS HAVE SWALLOWED ME WHOLE

are you chinese or are you japanese?

today was a good day for america. one thing that i did today was only listen to crackrocksteady related shit. i learned how to play infested on my guitarbox and ive been playing it so much. its so much fun. what a great song. FAVORITE SONG 08! ive never wanted scabies more in my entire life. my mom asked me like 2 times in the past couple days if i need new shoes. my shoes have never been better. i think i might stock up though for the rest of my life. this post is off to a bad start. i had this dream that i had another hat. it was so nice. like a wigger hat. i thought about being a bro/hippie by the time that people come back from college but maybe i could be a wigger. the doctor said im not going to get any taller. they said since im vegan im going to have to get bloodwork. i shouldnt have to get blood work just because my stupid doctor is a stupid bloodmouth. she didnt even know what those dots on my arm were. shes a doctor. she should know these things. im eating so much fried bread i should probably stop. my fourth x could be my abstinance from gluten. my grandparents came by and stuff. i was the only person who was home. it was akward. i had to drop everything that i was doing because im really busy and stuff and listen to how boring their lives are. i sez to them i sez i dont ever wanna be like you i dont wanna do those things you do cuz i dont ever wanna i dont ever wanna be youuuuu dont wanna be just like you (just like you) this is the anthem throw all yr hands up etc etc. im wearing pants for the first time in a long time. i feel so oppressed and stuff. ive always wanted to wear a dress but ive never wanted people to think im weird. i think i will get over my fears and just do it sometime this year. i used patchouli soap. i rode my bike. i have an acoustic guitar. my blog is really getting popular. i was suprised to see a conversation started on one of the desks in my russian class about this very blog. isnt that ridiculous? i learned how to spell both ridiculous and tomorrow. you should be proud of me. people have only said nice things. i am so glad. i see what people are thinking. one time i was telling people about this one time when i sent stuff to garys house. i couldnt remember what i sent but it made the story alot worse. it was 5 child care kits. i sent them all to garys house. i dont know if he ever got them. i dont know if gary reads this. i hope tv john reads this. gary is in a new band with nicktape. i am curious as to whether they will sound good or bad. when i was in a band with gary it turned out pretty bad. he wanted the song to be like all feedback. this feels like it was so long ago. back when i was in that one band. you know. i feel bad for my little brother. when i was in 9th grade highschool was so amazing. there were so many people worth meeting. this ship is definetly sinking. i just woke up. i listned to embrace. embrace is so good. my birthday is this friday. i am pretty excited for that. when i woke up i thought i slept through the whole day like it was almost time for school. i dont like that. i dont like wasting a whole day being asleep. 54 of my friends changed their profile pictures. maybe i should too. i definelty want to fit in. for a long time my profile picture was this guy who worked on my house. he had short shorts and it looked like he shaved his legs pretty regularly. he also had a space jamz shirt on. now my profile picture is just me. its so trite. my mom likes to take alot of pictures of things that arent really that memorable. like she took alot of my sisters getting moved into college. who cares? i dont care now and i wont care then. she makes big deals out of the pictures too. shes all like "hey everyone get together for a million pictures" i guess i just dont understand. i will never understand. mom and dad will never understand. the teachers will never understand. my bosses will never understand.

SHOOT THE KIDS AT SCHOOL. TWO THOUSAND AND HATE

im empty

I AM SO STOKED TO BE IN HIGH SCHOOL AGAIN! ALL I HAVE TO DO IS PASS ENGLISH!!! I WILL PARTY SO HARD IN EVERY OTHER CLASS! it was my last first day of highschool. that is so sad. i am going to learn to play the violin. i have friends in every class ever. My little brother goes to school with me now. isnt that something? i am going to go out with every girl he likes. class of 12 maing. all mine. me hanging out with james willett is like me hanging out with an 8th grader right now. there is this other kid on my street that goes to school with me. its like he came out of fucking nowhere. i havent seen him ever do anything on my street. if i never make it home the streets have swollowed me whole. school is just holding me back from where i need to go. i honestly am going to drop out pretty soon. i dont need to waste my time learning nothing in school. i am going to move to silver spring or dc maybe and start working a job. i want to work with my hands. i want to make food. i think that would be a pretty good job. would make great food too. you would be willing to spend 10 assloads of money for one meal. check out this video of this guy!!!!!! http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=7IV0mxtycRc you have to watch the whole thing its so cool. espescially all of it. andrew wk has long hair again so that is pretty cool i guess. i used to have long hair. that was not cool at all. do you know what else is not cool? four dudes are not cool. i was going to hang out with my little brother but then i didnt. he was hanging out with laaaammmmee kids. these kids are really nerdy and i really want to fight them for what they are. they are the reason my brother plays rockband so much. i played it once. YOU KNOW WHY?!?!? BECAUSE I AM NOT MY LITTLE BROTHER AND ROCKBAND IS STUPID. THATS FUCKING WHY. i am just glad that my little brother is not hanging out with the jerbangs. he cant become one of them. definetly not when i am still going to school with him. it has been 7 years since ive been to school with my little brother. i remembered some kids from elementry school. they are still sooooo fucking annoying. they are still easily as stupid. ambrose tried to say me having liked pennywise was as bad as him liking korn. pennywise is so punk. they sing about hating dads and skateboarding. do you even realize how punk that is? http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=BV80jLvp1ug I AM SO TIRED OF YOUR RULES. HE CANT EVEN LISTEN TO BLACK FLAG BECAUSE OF HIS PARENTS!!! korn on the other hand sings about fucking nursery rhymes. ambrose went on for awhile talking about how "dark" it was and shit. i will let you decided for yourself. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=3n89VHNPV0E i have never been wrong before. ambrose said that black flag put out two other good albums. WRONG!!! THOSE ALBUMS ARE BORING!!! you say you dont like the ramones well i say were alot like the ramoness we look good together but we dont get along. yeah were alot like the ramones

like a chump

yesterday was my last night to hang out. i asked people to hang out and all they said was "i dont give a fuck". it was really sad. i have been listening to alot of blink-182 latelty because im still in high school. i always wondered if blink 182 actually thought that they were funny. they are not funny. they had that skit about that dog drinking piss. how could everyone in the band want that on the album for more than 5 minutes? it doesnt make sense to me. i actually did hang out for a little bit. james took me to bloom and we ate ice cream on a hammock at like 230. SUMMER AS FUCK. STILL FUCKING SUMMER. STILL FUCKING SUMMER. yesterday lila told me she was racewalker4christ. i dont believe that for a second. if the real racewalker4christ is reading this i havent let my gaurd down at all and i have a dog that will rip you apart. i am going to change so much when everyone is in college. i havent decided what im going to do yet though. i might embrace the folkpunx subsubculture. ill stop shaving my legs and shit and start my own brewery. i might start wearing plaid shorts and sandals. i could pull that off. john told me that he would pay me 150 dollars out of his pocket if i wore one of them hats with the dreads in it already for a month. i might do it. i need money. he said i have to wear it in school and claim that it is part of my religion. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyjG1Ocwsf8 [Fred:] Who can be the boss?Look up to the crossStranded in the land of the lostStandin up, I'm sidewaysI'm blazin' up the pathRunnin on the highways of rapChoked up by the smoke and the charcoalLava stamps and brands me like a barcodeI'm Dashin all the meteor strikesKeep the media dykesAs re-enforcements for the fightAnd that alone with keep John Ghotti on the phoneTangled in his own I got the bees on the trackWhere the fuck you at?[Method Man] TicalLet me hear you pigeons run your mouth now[Method Man] Shut the fuck up!I'm pluggin in them social skillsThat keep my total bills over a millionThe last time I checked itThank God I'm blessed with the mind that I wreck itWait until the second round, I'll knock him out[Method Man:] They call me big John studMy middle name mudDirty water flowToo much for you thugsThat can't stand the floodWhat up doc?Hold big gun like Elmer FuddThe sure shotMr. Meth I'm unpluggedLearnTemperature's too hot for sunblockBurnPlayin with minds can get you state timeLock behind twelve bars from a great mindKilla bees in the club when there's ladybugBrought a sword to tha dance floor to cut a rugLove is love all day 'til they both slugAnd take another life in cold bloodCan't feel me?Cause it's your bloodMurder is tremendousCrime is endlessSame shit different dayFather forgive usThey know not what they doOur praises doI'm big like easy, ya bigbamboo[Method Man:] What's that, I didn't hear you?Shut the fuck up!Come on a little louderShut the fuck up!Everybody N 2 Gether nowShut the fuck up!What? What?[Method Man:] Headstrong, deadcon, dead by dawnDeadweight they dead wrongLet's get it onTwelve rounds of throwdownWho hold crown?Protect land with both poundLimp BizkitGet around like merry-goWhat's the scenario?Comin' through your stereoWhy risk itLifestyles of the prolific and giftedEight essential vitamins and mineralsDeliciousWord on the street isThey bit my thesisKnocked out their front teethesTryin to taste mineActin like they heard through the grapevineDope fiendin for the baselineTo provide rhymePharmaceuticalsHard as nails to the cubicleWhere you find that monsterShe beautifulWu-Tang and Limp BizkitRoll on the checkKick a hole in the speakerPull the plug and inject[Fred:] Mic checkSo what's it all about?Where we gonna run?Maybe we can meet up on the sunDiscretion is advisedFor the blood of virgin eyesLimpin on the track with MethodSo get the sunblockYou get your one shotUntil you dissolveI revolve around everything you gotFrom outta nowhere prepareYou'll be blinded by the glareI told you not to stareNow you're turned into stoneWithout a microphoneBut don't you forget you're in the zone[Method Man] So shut the fuck up!And take that shit backCause all your shit's whack[Method Man] Doodoo is doodooWhen it's way down like thatBurnin up your brain like a pistonSo all those who didn't listenNever even knew what they were missinAnd never even knew that the sky was fallin downWu-Tang Clan for the crown[Method Man:] What's that, I didn't hear you?Shut the fuck up!Come on a little louderShut the fuck up!Everybody N2 Gether nowShut the fuck up!What? What?[Method Man:] It was over your head all day every dayS-I-N-Y1-0-3-0-4Wu-Tang, Killa Bees, and the LimpB-I-Z-K-I-TGotta know the timeGotta know to rhymeIt ain't easy bein greezyIn a world of cleanliness and you know all that other madnessWe gonePeaceLimp Bizkit, Method Man, rock the house y'all, bring it onHey wait up, where you guys going? You're not recording are you? I'm all aloneI can't do thisFeel itYou guys feel it out there?Check your head if you feel itHey, hey, heyEvery day is brigther than the next day, at least that's what you think
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNvsFurBW3M
they name dropped black flag. less people should have black flag tattoos. ONE GOOD ALBUM. AND ITS NOT EVEN AMAZING. i told youtube that black flag was an emo band because henry sang about being depressed and he also cut his wrist. it got a -10. that is the lowest that i have ever gotten. i really really really really wanna get shit started, but people everywhere just get retarded.

for danny and for davey

i am starting highschool in a few days and i am very excited and also extremely scared. i have not been able to sleep for the past 2 weeks as i am afraid that i will not fit in with the kids at my school. katie dance is playing a show tonight. it should be really sweet. we are playing with defiance ohio and also police and thieves. we are getting all the money from the show. we are even getting the money that defiance ohio and police and thieves get from selling their cds and shirts and records and buttons and patches and nofx shorts and autographed guitars. that should be fun. yesterday i watched james work on a pedal for a million years. SOOOOOOOO BORING! after like 2 hours i was all like "this is really boring and im really bored." and erik got all mad. im glad hes gone. hes all the way in new york and i can talk all the shit that i want. when i said i was going to go to that show in new york i was joking. i would never want to go to new york because new york is stupid and so is everyone who goes there for college and maybe even summer. the only good part is all my friends who live in c-squat. i made alot of friends there and since they showed me how to survive without money. they showed me how to buy 2 dollar fallafel. it was okay but it was cool to know that i am roughing it. i didnt even bring a change of clothes. my dad was all like "DID YOU BRING A TOOTHBRUSH?!?!?!" and i was all like "oh ill go get one right now" I HAD NO INTENTION OF GETTING ONE!!!!! TRU PUNX!!! also another reason why erik sux. we were listening to blood for blood and he said he didnt want to listen to it. WHY WOULD SOMEONE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH LISTENING TO THIS!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBnK2K9FKRI&feature=related i want to be in a band that covers blood for blood songs. i might even get a blood for blood tattoo. i might join blood for blood. i am listening to less than jake right now. i like less than jake alot. SAY SOMETHING! they are really good. i dont care if everyone else who likes them is in 6th grade. check out this show that is happening 9/27: @ Celebrated Summer Records - Ruiner, Pulling Teeth, Government Warning, The Ergs!, Deep Sleep, Sick Fix, Brain Dead. did you see it? katie dance is secretly headlining try to keep it on the dl. its cool to be playing with my friends the ergs. i am really good friends with them. this guy named blam says that i look like mike erg. he says i look alot like him. he is wrong. maybe a little bit. all of the ergs have girlfriends. if they put out a new record i am not going to buy it. i might get to go to celebrated summer records. that is my favorite record store. i have to sweep up some stuff though.NEW METALOCOLYPSE RULES!!! FUCK SOBRIETY KILL STRIAGHTEDGE!!! COACH MCGUIRK!!!!!!! if theres a god in the sky, only he can judge me so until my dying day stay the fuck out of my face

only god can judge me

i am really excited for all the new kids that are coming to gaithersburg highschool . it seems like most of my friends are leaving for college and other things next year but it is good to know that most of my new friends will probably be the freshman class. they seem so cool. i had the opportunity to talk to someone going into freshman year as my little brother. here is what was said.

athletictoula99 (9:20:57 PM): bring 10 bucks tomarrow
athletictoula99 (9:21:42 PM): ok
Jubert5 (9:21:58 PM): im not bringing any money
athletictoula99 (9:22:06 PM): gold cards plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
athletictoula99 (9:22:12 PM): 10 bucks
athletictoula99 (9:22:22 PM): ask ur mom
Jubert5 (9:25:18 PM): im not buying you any gold cards
athletictoula99 (9:25:38 PM): y not
Jubert5 (9:25:57 PM): you dont even know how to spell
athletictoula99 (9:26:05 PM): wat/
athletictoula99 (9:26:07 PM): ?
Jubert5 (9:26:26 PM): "tomarrow?"
athletictoula99 (9:26:38 PM): watevahh dude
Jubert5 (9:26:39 PM): suppose i was to give you money "tomarrow"
athletictoula99 (9:26:48 PM): yeah
athletictoula99 (9:26:54 PM): do it
Jubert5 (9:27:03 PM): i cant because thats not a word
athletictoula99 (9:27:14 PM): watevahh dude
Jubert5 (9:27:30 PM): get a job
athletictoula99 (9:27:43 PM): plz buy 1
Jubert5 (9:27:55 PM): what good would that do?
athletictoula99 (9:28:05 PM): help the football team
Jubert5 (9:28:09 PM): i dont care
athletictoula99 (9:28:22 PM): and its a coupon for food at like papa johns
athletictoula99 (9:28:30 PM): and a lot of other places
Jubert5 (9:28:46 PM): i hate papa johns
athletictoula99 (9:28:48 PM): all year
Jubert5 (9:28:51 PM): they are so mean to me
athletictoula99 (9:29:00 PM): quiznos
athletictoula99 (9:29:04 PM): jerrys
Jubert5 (9:29:55 PM): i hate quiznos even more
Jubert5 (9:30:02 PM): so hostile
athletictoula99 (9:30:27 PM): fuck u mark just get ten dollars
Jubert5 (9:30:32 PM): fuck off
Jubert5 (9:30:36 PM): i dont care
Jubert5 (9:30:45 PM): why should my mom have to pay for something i dont care about
athletictoula99 (9:31:01 PM): how do u know ur mom dont care
Jubert5 (9:31:06 PM): I DONT CARE
Jubert5 (9:31:20 PM): why would i want to get my mom into somethign i dont care about
Jubert5 (9:31:45 PM): why dont you get your mom to buy a bunch
athletictoula99 (9:31:49 PM): i did
Jubert5 (9:32:03 PM): yeah well get her to buy enough for you to not bug the shit out of me
athletictoula99 (9:32:11 PM): no can do
athletictoula99 (9:32:29 PM): shit mark just do it
Jubert5 (9:32:31 PM): NO
Jubert5 (9:32:35 PM): WHY THE FUCK WOULD I DO IT
Jubert5 (9:32:41 PM): I DONT CARE
athletictoula99 (9:33:00 PM): to help a whole bunch of guys lookin for help
Jubert5 (9:33:00 PM): get someone else to care
Jubert5 (9:33:16 PM): i dont care about you playing football
athletictoula99 (9:33:24 PM): other guys
Jubert5 (9:33:27 PM): i dont care
athletictoula99 (9:33:38 PM): big guys who might beat u up if u dont
Jubert5 (9:34:01 PM): everyone on the football team is stupid i dont care about them
athletictoula99 (9:34:28 PM): hey u better watch out u might get beaten even if u buy 1
Jubert5 (9:34:44 PM): wow that makes me care
Jubert5 (9:34:49 PM): SYKE SYKE SYKE SYKE SYKE
athletictoula99 (9:35:06 PM): ur funeral
Jubert5 (9:35:08 PM): i will write you a haiku
Jubert5 (9:35:14 PM): football is stupid
Jubert5 (9:35:22 PM): i dont care about your game
Jubert5 (9:35:33 PM): i hope you get shot
athletictoula99 (9:36:06 PM): um u cant even play quads so u shouldnt be talkin
Jubert5 (9:36:19 PM): talkin about what?
athletictoula99 (9:36:29 PM): how football sucks
Jubert5 (9:36:30 PM): talking abotu not caring about football?
Jubert5 (9:36:36 PM): you are making so much sense
athletictoula99 (9:36:38 PM): look how much u suck
Jubert5 (9:36:54 PM): yeah but what does that have to do with football...
Jubert5 (9:37:01 PM): you are not making any sense
Jubert5 (9:37:25 PM): also i rule
athletictoula99 (9:37:45 PM): yu suck ur moms ass
Jubert5 (9:38:11 PM): yeah whatever im not buying anything from you
athletictoula99 (9:38:43 PM): fine but ill ask u every day and FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jubert5 (9:38:53 PM): yeah im still going to say no
Jubert5 (9:39:00 PM): why did you give me a fuck you?
Jubert5 (9:39:20 PM): you arent helping your case at all
athletictoula99 (9:39:27 PM): cause u didnt buy 1
Jubert5 (9:39:39 PM): so?
Jubert5 (9:39:46 PM): i gave you perfectly good reasons not to
athletictoula99 (9:39:58 PM): not really
athletictoula99 (9:39:59 PM): g2g
athletictoula99 (9:40:01 PM): bye

THEY SPELLED WHATEVER LIKE WATEVAHH!!!! AND THEY DID IT TWICE!!!!! gold cards actually seem cool. but i know they would not be cool in real life but only in a video game or something. i would pay 10 rubees to have a gold card. i told nate martens about this blog! he told me not to make it and then i told him it was too late. he told me he liked horse the band and i remember showing him that band and having him tell me how bad/how lame i am. ian millz told me someone bought that pizza lookin horse the band record and cut it up into pizza slices and then burnt it and put pictures of it up on the vlv. THATS STUPID AND LAME! THAT RECORD COSTS LI3K 50 BUCKS! ambrose got that choking victim record for 40 bucks. i would have got it before him if i had 40 bucks and i saw it before him. that racewalk4christ humyn talked to me again. they said they knew i had a house! HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW THAT!?!?!?!?!
they also told me that racewalking was the most underrated sport ever. i looked into race walking and found it to be exceptional. if you are interested in finding out more about racewalking or even just need to buy a racewalking book or tshirt please go to www.racewalk.com. if you need further research regarding racewalking please go here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8&feature=rec-fresh. I GOT PLAYED ON THE RADIO CAN U FUCKIN BELIEVE THAT SHIT I AM BLOWING UP PEOPLE ARE GOING TO START RECOGNIZING ME ON THE STREET AND DEMANDING I WRITE SONGS FOR THEM OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT. so my little brother left his facebook signed in and it looked all weird. GUESS WHAT HE WAS DOING!!! HE WAS USING THE NEW FACEBOOK!!!!! WHAT A FUCKING FUCKTARD! NEW FACEBOOK IS SO BAD! HE IS PROBABLY THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD WHO USES IT! school is almost starting. if you are close friends with me then you already know that i wont be attending my senior year of high school. i plan to move to dc or silver spring and start a small family. ok this is rancid signing off for now, until next time we'll see you guys later.

you know im always leaving

CHECK YOU THIS TOTALLY COOL/NEW/HILARIOUS VIDEO THAT I JUST FOUND AND NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT BUT IS STILL SOOO FUNNY http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8# http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8# http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8# LOLOLOLOL i posted it three times because everyone should at least watch it three times because they have never seen it before. i feel like i am doing a great favor to alot of people who would otherwise never have found this video. its almost like i invtented this video. yesterday was a good day for me. i got to go to a whole other state! virginia was fun. it seems to me that virginia is mostly about sitting in grass, playing with dirt, burying cds, and lying about 24 hour pizza places. i played this really fun game called galaga that i have only played one other time this summer. if you are not farmilliar with galaga then THIS IS NOT WHAT GALAGA IS http://www.smiliegames.com/galaga/ . Some people will tell you that you are fighting aliens or some shit but I WILL SWARE ON MY LIFE AND MY GOD THAT YOU ARE JUST FIGHTING BUGS. i know because one time i beat the me and then they zoomed out and you were just fighting bugs. that stuff that you thought were stars or something? those are just dust particles. i listened to james reichard and james willett talk about amps for a little. i dont know anything about amps. they could have both been using made up words and shit and i wouldnt even know. a bad thing also happened yesterday i had to eat with pat heindel. he is so stupid and says the stupidest things. when we ate at yuan fu he didnt order anything at all! how can you be such a dickhole to show up to yuan fu and not order anything and still be so stupid. he got into this argument with this lady that he should be able to drink alcohol in the restaraunt because "this is america". I always feel like i have to apologize for pat whenever i am not around people who dont know him. colin heindel rules though. i am going to hang out with him so much and we are going to become obese and grow facial hair and start riding motorcycles and start a band called DYING 2 LIVE. it seems like a good idea to me. Gary called erik last night and told him he was going to put out a timber 7inch with just damn bobby and baby ears on it. i think that the only way this will happen is if gary reads this and sees that i doubt him and puts it out just to spite me. he was only going to put out 100 records. you would still looze money if you sold all of them and shit. i remember onetime my dad was trying to think of the name for yuan fu and he said kung fu. LOLOLOLOOLOLLOOOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. oh man. my dad is so crazy. my dad said i have to go get water and pick up my little brother from band camp. FUCK THAT NOISE. IM 18 YEARS OLD. i wish i was still 16. when i was 16 people would look at me and they would envy my youth. youth rhymes with mouth. i thought all dentists lied to you and told you that you have nice teeth. i thought this because the dentist looked at my dads teeth and he has like dentures and shit and she still said he had nice teeth. then she later said that i have nice teeth and my dad has gross teeth. HOW DO I KNOW SHES NOT JUST GOING TO TALK SHIT ON MY TEETH TO THE NEXT PERSON WHO HAS THEIR TEETH LOOKED AT? the point is daniel crowns dentist tells him he has bad teeth. lololololololololllolmao. i am listening to pg.99 right now. document 5 is so good. erik says that pygmy lush is better than pg.99. HE COULDNT BE MORE WRONG. he also said that malady is better than pg.99. that is more understandable. but it is still very wrong. erik is wrong alot of the time. he told me that baseball was the most exciting olympic sport. baseball is so boring. i used to play baseball for like 4 years. it is even boring to play. the only reason i played it was because you didnt have to run as much as you did in soccer and i was pretty chubby. my sister used to make fun of me for it. it hurts more than any of you will ever know ever. i was supposed to play this show today at garys house. we are not playing that show anymore. i am freaking the fuck out right now. someone just sent me this im.

racewalk4christ (1:46:19 PM): your name is daniel jubert! and you have two parents! a mom and a dad!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW THE FUCK DO THEY KNOW THAT! I FUCKING HATE THE INTERNET. PEOPLE CAN FUCKING LEARN EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU AND THEN IM YOU WHAT THEY KNOW AND SIGN OFF IMMEDIATLY! YOU ARE THEN LEFT TO WRITE ABOUT IT ON UR BLOG!
i feel really unsafe right now. i am alone at my house what if racewalk4christ shows up? they probably know all my extensive security shit because they are internet wizards. i dont know what i can do about this. i do not want to live my life like this.

i dont even have a guitar at my house. i am so bored. if i smoked ciggarettes all i would do all day is smoke ciggarettes. i think i might smoke ciggarettes when i go to college. it seems like an intellectual kind of thing to do. if i was erik and i wanted to be taken seriously in the film buisness i would definetly start smoking ciggarettes. maybe even cigars. all i want to do is smoke cigars and play guitars. i want to start a folk band. i have an acoustic guitar but i want a better one. if i started a folk band i would get so fucking rich. there are many reasons why me starting a folkpunx band is the best idea ive ever had in the world. NUMER ONE. people on the plan-it-x boards talked about me. there is already a buzz going. NUMBER TWO. there are a million fucking hippiefolk kids. NUMBER THREE. all folk kids are closet millionaires so i will get sooooo much fucking money.

my room is baisically a squat because i dont pay rent on it and it smells funny sometimes

i cant believe it

i finally have a blog. i have so many ideas and experiences that i need to convey to people. yesterday a band dedicated a song to me! i was extremely excited as that has never happened to me before. guess what!!! someone on the internet was wrong!!! i was trying to make the claim (via youtube comments) that nofx is a propagandhi rip off band and i was actually making it somewhat convincing. THEN SOMEONE HAS TO SAY THIS "Ohhh thats right i forgot Propagandhi had trumpets and reggae influenced songs.....(sarcasm) " WHY ARE YOU SO DUMB! http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=SPpXY1aWKgI&feature=related WHY WOULD YOU HAVE TO SAY SARCASM! i also made the claim that my older brother is very close friends with mark hoppus of blink 182 fame. someone wrote this on my channel comments "tell mark hes fucking AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!" this could possibly be about my little brother mark but it is not very likely. i decided that i was cooler than my little brother when i was his age. i was in this car with him and his friends and they are SOOOO ANNOYING! THEY DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT KEITH LEDGER(thats what they called him)COMMITTED SUICIDE! THEY THOUGHT THE DOCTOR GAVE HIM THE WRONG PILLS AND HE DIED! WHAT A BUNCH OF DUMB IDIOTS! THEY ALSO ARGUED ABOUT SOME FUCKING DRAGON WHO COULD ONLY DIE IF YOU SHOT HIM ON ONE SPOT! THEY ARGUED ABOUT IT FOR LIKE 10 FUCKING MINUTES! I AM LISTENING TO THE CURE RIGHT NOW AND IT SOUNDS LIKE IT COULD BE A BOOGDISH SONG. BOOGDISH IS DOWN WITH THE BURG AND I AM DOWN WITH BOOGDISH. I MET BOOGDISH AT A SHOW AT KENNYS HOUSE. kenny left to go to college. i am going to talk in less caps because i am not as excited or angry about kenny going to college. alot of my friends are going to college and james is going to move back to dc. dennis said he wants to move back to wilkes barre. what if toner starts going to not mc college? i will have to drive to shows by myself. SYKE! im not going to drive to shows by myself i will probably just start drinking by myself. i am never going to go to college. i thought if i walked around a college campus i would see smart people. WRONG. THEY ARE ALL AS DUMB AS MY SISTER. my mom asked my sister if she wanted to see boys like girls and all time low at 666flags and she said she grew out of those bands a long time ago. she is stupid. all time low is so catchy. if my mom asked me if i wanted to go i would say yes in a heartbeat. i dont think my sister has had more than one friend since she was in middle school. there was a picture in the yearbook of her with 3 OTHER PEOPLE! she had one eggfriend in highschool. i listened to them talk so much shit on the way home from school. i like the bus more than i like driving with my sister and her eggfriend. i dont like anyone on my bus at all except jason but he never takes the bus. this kid sonjay rides my bus. he said some really homophobic shit and i straight called him out on it. i sez to him i sez FUCK YOU. he is really into being a dumb republican. he thinks dinosaurs never existed. he tried to make fun of me for being vegan. it didnt work. apparently i am not even a vegan according to this. http://xcatalystx.com/board/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=2025 did you know that you cant call yourself vegan unless you are extremely self righteous?

XstraightvedgeX wrote:
i know that stuff i took biology.HEY EVERYONE LOOK ITS A SELF RIGHTEOUS VEGAN!
xdarthveganx wrote:
you mean an actual vegan? thank you.

i had no idea.
SOMEONE WHO HAS NEVER MET ME BEFORE wrote this:
im a dick yet you seem to think being vegan means making your own choices?you really dont have a clue. you wont even be vegetarian in a year or two

no one on that board likes me at all. i am well liked on vlv and pix but not here. i saw a band play linoleum yesterday. it was sooo cool. i used to write nofx on desks and shit in middle school. thats how cool they are.