2069

My When Will I Die Quiz results:

I have 60 years left to live.
I will die in 2069 at age 78.
I am beating the average lifespan for someone my age by 2 years.
To put it another way, I have the health of a 16 year old.
I have lived 23% of my life already.

back home

March 2nd to the 10th we spent in queens new york with dean baltulonis of wild arctic. We recorded 17 tracks to be released on six weeks most likely in june. It was cool to work with dean again, as we recorded "demo 2007" with him a year prior. Our main homie sacred reggie held us down relentlessly with a place to stay. Shout outs to his roommate who we kept awake through out the night when he most likely had work in the morning. Our bad.

Coke Bust, Sick Fix, Infernal Stronghold tour-
So far this has been one of my top favorites to date. The individuals in all the bands are great. Easy to get along with. The shows have been mayhem. Maxed out rooms, way diverse crowds, and everyone is going off for every band. On the way from montreal to toronto today we decided to make a quick stop at a casino, with one condition - 500 dollars on black. No other bets whatsoever. The dealer had to get the ok from her manager. He permitted the bet. him and some security watched as we rolled out screaming and yelling with 500 extra casino bucks. One of the coolest moments of my life. Fuck the system

the rest of the tour was tons of fun. dudes in sick fix and glue have proved to be some of my favorite dudes to tour with. hopefully we get the chance to do it again

crazy fuckin summer hangin out with sick fix

TOUR CHALLENGES

1.Stay awake as Christian families
2.Know that the end is near
3.Imitate Jesus' example of watchfulness
4.Keep in expectation watching for Jehovah's Day
5.Make Chris like Cold World

i wasnt really posting from my new laptop

i cant get the mouse to work

POSTING FROM MY NEW LAPTOP

it was a laptop






rancid rules
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCUm9kIFAqU

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dear jason,
how have you been?i have been fine. i heard you are going to go to the beach with shawn. i bet that would be fun. i used to be in a band with shawn. remember????? yeah its too bad that i had to quit that band for my job. guess how much money coke bust made on saturday. 700 dollars. yeah everyone bought lps and shirts. you may think something like "im not sure if i entirely believe this" or "i didnt buy an lp" for all the non believers there is proof right here
Nicktape (1:01:10 PM): dude
Nicktape (1:01:14 PM): our band has so much moeny right now
Nicktape (1:01:15 PM): !!! LOL
you may be saying something like "well dont you owe six weeks like $580" WHATEVER BRO. yesterday was zack's birthday party and a lot of people went swimming. me, ambrose and bmac were the only ones with self respect. everyone else was trying to pressure me into being naked saying "it feels so good" or "i thought you gave negative fucks" i will tell you right now that being naked is not straightedge. anything that will make you feel good or give you respect from your peers is something that i do not want any part in. i got another check in the mail from a family member for my birthday. now i have like 1000 dollars after spending too much money on food and gas. how dumb are you you just gave me a million dollars for graduating and my birthday was right after. SPEAKING OF MY BIRTHDAY THANKS FOR ALL THE WALL POSTS. IM GLAD ALL OF YOU ARE MY REAL FRIENDS AND KNOW MY BIRTHDAY ISNT REALLY ON 420 OR 911. ALL 1,473 OF YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD TO ME. THAT MEANS YOU ANDY GILPIN. whatever. no big deal. i accidently stole pat vogels bluebeard pedal. OOPS. w/e i gave it back. I got to see sick fux record when i gave it back. new sick fix record's guitars are sounding pretty black metal. also pat vogel is moving to philly to be a hipster. disciples of christ's recordings sound pretty cool. ryan zellman showed me this SICK video and you all should check it out it out too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mo9eFro--Oo LIVING MY LIFE IN CIRCLES(every days the same). washington dc METAL. everyone should go see them july 10th at alfishawy because i cant. seriously. if you are too busy/important to go to a 12 band metal fest then you might as well drop out of hardcore. HUGE UPDATE. I JUST SIGNED FOR A HUGE FUCKING PACKAGE. LATE ASS BIRTHDAY PRESENT. OPENING RIGHT NOW. this is jubert signing off for now. until next time ill see you guys later.

straight edge

The other day in bethesda i had a really bad experience.....if you were there you probably know what it was but if not, im not going in to it.....so to avoid anything like that again im going straightedge...at least till i get over this....

Im drunk right now

Coke bust is gonna find out. im drinking right now, and i hope they never find out about this. my dreams will be crushed.

David Logue: SHOOTER MCGAVIN

that shit is so funny bro. like i fuckin love that dude bro.

GET WASTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so today i hung out with dannyb. some person made a thread on dchardcore about how morrisey sucks. what could be further from the truth?!?!?! i dont know.

Daniel Berman: Yea you fuckin gay, you let me kiss you. thats how i know your gay you let me kiss you.

We tried to steal my moms car, but we couldnt find the keys. then we found fireworks, and scared the cops away with a black cat.
Shaun toner is scared of the dark.
Trenton has long dreads, a short dick, and his girlfriends a lesbian. she hooked up with 2 countem 2 girls at the same time. without trenton. WTF!!!!!!foursome opportunity lost for trenton. hes blown. im moshin.

Chill. im wearin these gangster ass sunglasses and i look hard as shit. DL is on beer 13. Dannyb is about to get that cathy herrick joint. she left him for a beach in the summer of 9th grade. what a hussy.
she wants it tho. i mean her vegan lip tatoo.

Courtenay Barrett used to have a crush on shaun toner, and he didnt crush them jenx. what a loser. what a gay.

i shouldnt say gay, but i do anyway cuz i hate those dead city hippies. up the hardore punxxx.
i cant write punxxx any more cuz im not edge. i hate myself. i fuckin love david logue bro. that guy is like so fuckin funny bro, like i cant stop laughing bro.
Last night i was at this bangin party last night, and fuckin like he kicked this kid out of the party. like it was the fuckin funniest fuckin thing ive ever seen. like i love taht dude so much man, i cant stop laughing about it.

anyway, i got more edgebreaking...uhhhhh i mean dudekissing......uhhhhh i mean I AINT NO FUCKIN GAY

ANTON ROUGH
GET FUCKED UP
ARE YOU A REAL FUCKIN MAN

no. im not. i am a gay.

go to sleep or ill piss on shaun toner. hes so fuckin stupid sometimes. he says fuck like Faeck. its dumb.

WHITEPOWER PISS ON MY ASS

D.F. Jubert.

midwest weekend - pittsburgh, chicago, Indianapolis. mar 6-9

Friday March 6th

SLICES (record release)
SICK FIX
COKE BUST

@ the Mr.
Roboto Project
722 Wood St.

Wilkinsburg, PA 15221

7pm

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Saturday March 7th

"PUNX DON'T DRINK" comp 7" release extravaganza

COKE BUST
SICK FIX
COLD SHOULDER
POISON PLANET
BOILING OVER
1 FOOT IN THE GRAVE

@ the Galaxie
2603 W.
Barry
Chicago, IL 60618

6:30 pm

a million TXP records come out this day

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*EARLY MATINEE SHOW!*
Sunday March 8th

COKE BUST
SICK FIX
PICKED CLEAN
WHAT THE FUCK?!

@ 1511 East 49th st
Indianpolis, IN

2PM yes this is really at 2PM, we will be cooking out pre-show, show starts at 2!!!

help needed crossing the canadian border this summer

This summer on our US tour we are playing 5 total shows in Canada- 4 on the East and 1 in Vancouver. We have heard various things about the best way of going about this. Apparently over the past few years the laws have become tighter too. If anyone with any kind of expertise on this subject could help us out it would be greatly appreciated. I don't know if it makes any difference but in 2005 our drummer tried unsuccessfully to enter the country with his other band and then got his ass banned for a year, haha.
For anybody who's curious, here are the Canadian dates-

july 6 - montreal
july 7 - ottowa
july 8 - toronto
july 9 - london

july 28 - vancouver

thanks! we will post more info on the tour soon.

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i didnt see bad brains but i did see a big bag of weed.

i always thought my little brother left the bags open with bread and bagels in it but i saw my dad do it. hes laughing so hard at americas funniest home videos. some kid is peeing on something. hes laughing reaaaaaaalllly hard.

there was so much hate

trapped under ice has a blog!!! www.underdaice.blogspot.com

cool!

playing descendents songs was fun but i feel like now i know all the songs for no reason.


We're very sorry to announce that founding member of The DESCENDENTS, and close friend Frank Navetta passed away on October 31, 2008 after becoming ill over the course of a few days. This is obviously a huge loss for the DESCENDENTS family. His contribution to the band, and to music in general can not be overstated. Frank will be truly missed. We will share information about memorial services when we find out.

he was probably waiting to die until there was a cover band that did his work justice.

rest in peace.

blog hymn

this weekend all i did was see fat wreck bands. i saw dillinger four. i saw paddy drunk and maybe high. he said he was just going to go back to the hotel. i saw nofx. nofx was very important to me. i started playing guitar just so i could learn playing nofx songs. i remember i was bummed when i realized that they are just a bunch of assholes. what a bunch of dumb assholes. nothing nice to say makes fun of fat mike. LOLOLOLOL. talk to james about nothing nice to say. whether you talk to him about it being bad or good you have like an hour of conversation. the other fat wreck band i saw was star fucking hipsters. MORE LIKE STAR ALOT FUCKING WORSE THAN CHOKING VICTIM AMIRITE??!?!?!?!?! they played choking victim songs but stza just mumbled. he wasnt having fun. he already wrote his best songs. he didnt want to play those songs. on they way home i got a flat tire. i kept apologizing to jason and lila but neither of them would accept my apology. they just said "if you are so sorry than just drive me home right now." i cant do that.you know i cant do that. the tire is flat. my dad had to pick us up and we called a towing company. there is a clock in my car. not a digital clock but a clock with hands and shit. that might be my favorite thing about that car. everyone was making fun of it. thats probably why the tires couldnt take it anymore. school sux. i just wanted to go home. i got out of my bed when the bus was outside of my house. i put on shoes and i got my backpack. i forgot my glasses. i was wearing shorts. i made the bus. it doesnt make sense. why have i been a chump and waking up 10 minutes before the bus is even outside my house? right when i went home i went to sleep. now its 1 am and im wide awake. i dont care what the blog time thing says but thats not what time it is. they lie.




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fuck blog culture

Kids are pretty annoying these days. The way I see it, all they do is get sick and peel scabs and stuff. They are pretty gross. I dont like how they think that by calling me a dickshit makes them a bad man. Dickshit sounds so nasty. What if like once every month a guy took a dick shit. That would hurt so bad. It would be worse than the dreaded period. If girls didn't have periods, i wouldn't mind being a girl. If I was a girl I would file so many sexual harassment suits. I would be rich as shit. When I am rich I would buy every single transformer. Ranging from the classics to beast wars to the current day ones. But not the mini transformers. Those are so shitty. All of them are the same. They are cars on the top and then you just turn em upside down and there is a robot carving on the bottom... When are robots gonna take over. I want to become some robot-bashing hero in a video. Like Will Smith? No. hell no. I used to think Will Smith was hilarious when I was younger. But thats because he was "da fresh prince". Man those were the days. If I was young again, but still had the same mindset, I would probably go around accidentally lifting women's skirts. Because I am perverted. Instead of being grounded, my parents would film it and send it to Americas Funniest Home Videos. I would totally win the 10,000 dollars and become moderately wealthy. Therefore I could fulfill my transformers dream! So all I need to do in life is become younger, win money, beat up robots, punch kids and then I will be set! Sweet! I'm gonna go and eat and not fulfill my dream. People are so lazy these days. This was THEE corniest entry I have ever written for anything.

im growing out my blog like it was when i was single. it was longer than id known you. i had no money then i had no worries then at all

coke bust practice today! new songs! they are going to be on a new lp! you are going to buy it! right now ago my sisters boyfriend was going to come over and meet my parents and stuff. my mom cleans up so much when people are coming over. she made me clean up for that show that was at my house. punx like dust and stuff. she freaked out when james was coming over and no one cleaned anything. have you seen james' minivan(he cleaned it dont wrap him up)? have you smelled james minivan (it doesnt smell as bad now dont wrap him up)? yeah. coke bust cancelled the weekend tour. now i get to see off with their heads! i played my favorite how low show with them! what a good band! download here if you arent in the know http://www.mediafire.com/?85rgzzaiig1 i love that shit. it sounds like they are friends with dillinger four and they are. they said to me they said "hey good set can we use your stuff" THEY USED THE SAME STUFF AS US! THEY GOT ELECTROCUTED WITH THE SAME MICS WE GOT ELECTROTED WITH! i bet they are writing the same thing about my band on their individual blogs. i never told you what happened with my sisters boyfriend. she went to his house. i watched sons of anarchy. its about these people. this one guy in it would jsut beat off in the middle of conversations but like not because he wanted to beat off. its just something that happened that he couldnt control. i wish i had that. then this other guy got his back all burned up with some fire. pat voguel was there. he was watching it.eric holl was bickering with tarik tonight for at least ten minutes about something dumb. because eric always has to win. its so dumb. i would like to give a shout out to my blogbro anh hao "i invented blogs" dinh. thanks for showing me that blogs exist and for inventing them. you have made my otherwise meaningless life full of life and meaning.






i amsodanghip [11:08 P.M.]: JERBANG BROS
i amsodanghip [11:08 P.M.]: GET IT
i amsodanghip [11:08 P.M.]: GET IT

feels like summer in october

i get to see d4 again! james called me today to confirm it. nofx is going to play my setlist whether they like it or not. when they play linoleum im going to dive on all kinds of kids who recently hit puberty. its going to rule. katie dancendents practiced and it turned out alot better than i thought it would. i only knew how to play like all of im not a loose and most of myage and hope. erik also only practiced the songs on airdrums which i thought wouldnt work that well. i was wrong. we learned all the songs except maybe 2 or 3 in one practice.then we saw sick fix. it was definetly the most nuts ive seen sick fix. i moshed. i crowdsurfed twice. i ripped some electrical shit. i dont think it did anything. i dont think anyone got shocked. after all this talk about respecting the space. if all those katie dance fans found out about this they would be heart broken and i might stop getting all these fat checks. then katie dancendents practiced again. practicing when youre tired kind of sucks but you just gotta punk it out bro. it was at pay heindel's house. pat is somewhat responsible for 2 of my bands getting broken up but he was all like "let jubert play bass in coke bust" so its all good. at dinner yesterday my mom was all like "we should go on a trip this winter break. like to florida" i told my mom that i was already going to florida over winter break and shes all like "OH WE COULD GO WITH YOU FIND OUT WHAT DAY IT IS" she wanted to go to some other thing too but i have to go home to play in dc. also why would i want my family to come to florida? what the hell is there in florida. this is for you fest thats what. what is there in florida with your family? coke bust is my family. my real family are just acquantinces.