2069

My When Will I Die Quiz results:

I have 60 years left to live.
I will die in 2069 at age 78.
I am beating the average lifespan for someone my age by 2 years.
To put it another way, I have the health of a 16 year old.
I have lived 23% of my life already.

back home

March 2nd to the 10th we spent in queens new york with dean baltulonis of wild arctic. We recorded 17 tracks to be released on six weeks most likely in june. It was cool to work with dean again, as we recorded "demo 2007" with him a year prior. Our main homie sacred reggie held us down relentlessly with a place to stay. Shout outs to his roommate who we kept awake through out the night when he most likely had work in the morning. Our bad.

Coke Bust, Sick Fix, Infernal Stronghold tour-
So far this has been one of my top favorites to date. The individuals in all the bands are great. Easy to get along with. The shows have been mayhem. Maxed out rooms, way diverse crowds, and everyone is going off for every band. On the way from montreal to toronto today we decided to make a quick stop at a casino, with one condition - 500 dollars on black. No other bets whatsoever. The dealer had to get the ok from her manager. He permitted the bet. him and some security watched as we rolled out screaming and yelling with 500 extra casino bucks. One of the coolest moments of my life. Fuck the system

the rest of the tour was tons of fun. dudes in sick fix and glue have proved to be some of my favorite dudes to tour with. hopefully we get the chance to do it again

crazy fuckin summer hangin out with sick fix

TOUR CHALLENGES

1.Stay awake as Christian families
2.Know that the end is near
3.Imitate Jesus' example of watchfulness
4.Keep in expectation watching for Jehovah's Day
5.Make Chris like Cold World

i wasnt really posting from my new laptop

i cant get the mouse to work

POSTING FROM MY NEW LAPTOP

it was a laptop






rancid rules
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCUm9kIFAqU

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dear jason,
how have you been?i have been fine. i heard you are going to go to the beach with shawn. i bet that would be fun. i used to be in a band with shawn. remember????? yeah its too bad that i had to quit that band for my job. guess how much money coke bust made on saturday. 700 dollars. yeah everyone bought lps and shirts. you may think something like "im not sure if i entirely believe this" or "i didnt buy an lp" for all the non believers there is proof right here
Nicktape (1:01:10 PM): dude
Nicktape (1:01:14 PM): our band has so much moeny right now
Nicktape (1:01:15 PM): !!! LOL
you may be saying something like "well dont you owe six weeks like $580" WHATEVER BRO. yesterday was zack's birthday party and a lot of people went swimming. me, ambrose and bmac were the only ones with self respect. everyone else was trying to pressure me into being naked saying "it feels so good" or "i thought you gave negative fucks" i will tell you right now that being naked is not straightedge. anything that will make you feel good or give you respect from your peers is something that i do not want any part in. i got another check in the mail from a family member for my birthday. now i have like 1000 dollars after spending too much money on food and gas. how dumb are you you just gave me a million dollars for graduating and my birthday was right after. SPEAKING OF MY BIRTHDAY THANKS FOR ALL THE WALL POSTS. IM GLAD ALL OF YOU ARE MY REAL FRIENDS AND KNOW MY BIRTHDAY ISNT REALLY ON 420 OR 911. ALL 1,473 OF YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD TO ME. THAT MEANS YOU ANDY GILPIN. whatever. no big deal. i accidently stole pat vogels bluebeard pedal. OOPS. w/e i gave it back. I got to see sick fux record when i gave it back. new sick fix record's guitars are sounding pretty black metal. also pat vogel is moving to philly to be a hipster. disciples of christ's recordings sound pretty cool. ryan zellman showed me this SICK video and you all should check it out it out too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mo9eFro--Oo LIVING MY LIFE IN CIRCLES(every days the same). washington dc METAL. everyone should go see them july 10th at alfishawy because i cant. seriously. if you are too busy/important to go to a 12 band metal fest then you might as well drop out of hardcore. HUGE UPDATE. I JUST SIGNED FOR A HUGE FUCKING PACKAGE. LATE ASS BIRTHDAY PRESENT. OPENING RIGHT NOW. this is jubert signing off for now. until next time ill see you guys later.

straight edge

The other day in bethesda i had a really bad experience.....if you were there you probably know what it was but if not, im not going in to it.....so to avoid anything like that again im going straightedge...at least till i get over this....

Im drunk right now

Coke bust is gonna find out. im drinking right now, and i hope they never find out about this. my dreams will be crushed.

David Logue: SHOOTER MCGAVIN

that shit is so funny bro. like i fuckin love that dude bro.

GET WASTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so today i hung out with dannyb. some person made a thread on dchardcore about how morrisey sucks. what could be further from the truth?!?!?! i dont know.

Daniel Berman: Yea you fuckin gay, you let me kiss you. thats how i know your gay you let me kiss you.

We tried to steal my moms car, but we couldnt find the keys. then we found fireworks, and scared the cops away with a black cat.
Shaun toner is scared of the dark.
Trenton has long dreads, a short dick, and his girlfriends a lesbian. she hooked up with 2 countem 2 girls at the same time. without trenton. WTF!!!!!!foursome opportunity lost for trenton. hes blown. im moshin.

Chill. im wearin these gangster ass sunglasses and i look hard as shit. DL is on beer 13. Dannyb is about to get that cathy herrick joint. she left him for a beach in the summer of 9th grade. what a hussy.
she wants it tho. i mean her vegan lip tatoo.

Courtenay Barrett used to have a crush on shaun toner, and he didnt crush them jenx. what a loser. what a gay.

i shouldnt say gay, but i do anyway cuz i hate those dead city hippies. up the hardore punxxx.
i cant write punxxx any more cuz im not edge. i hate myself. i fuckin love david logue bro. that guy is like so fuckin funny bro, like i cant stop laughing bro.
Last night i was at this bangin party last night, and fuckin like he kicked this kid out of the party. like it was the fuckin funniest fuckin thing ive ever seen. like i love taht dude so much man, i cant stop laughing about it.

anyway, i got more edgebreaking...uhhhhh i mean dudekissing......uhhhhh i mean I AINT NO FUCKIN GAY

ANTON ROUGH
GET FUCKED UP
ARE YOU A REAL FUCKIN MAN

no. im not. i am a gay.

go to sleep or ill piss on shaun toner. hes so fuckin stupid sometimes. he says fuck like Faeck. its dumb.

WHITEPOWER PISS ON MY ASS

D.F. Jubert.

midwest weekend - pittsburgh, chicago, Indianapolis. mar 6-9

Friday March 6th

SLICES (record release)
SICK FIX
COKE BUST

@ the Mr.
Roboto Project
722 Wood St.

Wilkinsburg, PA 15221

7pm

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Saturday March 7th

"PUNX DON'T DRINK" comp 7" release extravaganza

COKE BUST
SICK FIX
COLD SHOULDER
POISON PLANET
BOILING OVER
1 FOOT IN THE GRAVE

@ the Galaxie
2603 W.
Barry
Chicago, IL 60618

6:30 pm

a million TXP records come out this day

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*EARLY MATINEE SHOW!*
Sunday March 8th

COKE BUST
SICK FIX
PICKED CLEAN
WHAT THE FUCK?!

@ 1511 East 49th st
Indianpolis, IN

2PM yes this is really at 2PM, we will be cooking out pre-show, show starts at 2!!!

help needed crossing the canadian border this summer

This summer on our US tour we are playing 5 total shows in Canada- 4 on the East and 1 in Vancouver. We have heard various things about the best way of going about this. Apparently over the past few years the laws have become tighter too. If anyone with any kind of expertise on this subject could help us out it would be greatly appreciated. I don't know if it makes any difference but in 2005 our drummer tried unsuccessfully to enter the country with his other band and then got his ass banned for a year, haha.
For anybody who's curious, here are the Canadian dates-

july 6 - montreal
july 7 - ottowa
july 8 - toronto
july 9 - london

july 28 - vancouver

thanks! we will post more info on the tour soon.

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i didnt see bad brains but i did see a big bag of weed.

i always thought my little brother left the bags open with bread and bagels in it but i saw my dad do it. hes laughing so hard at americas funniest home videos. some kid is peeing on something. hes laughing reaaaaaaalllly hard.

there was so much hate

trapped under ice has a blog!!! www.underdaice.blogspot.com

cool!

playing descendents songs was fun but i feel like now i know all the songs for no reason.


We're very sorry to announce that founding member of The DESCENDENTS, and close friend Frank Navetta passed away on October 31, 2008 after becoming ill over the course of a few days. This is obviously a huge loss for the DESCENDENTS family. His contribution to the band, and to music in general can not be overstated. Frank will be truly missed. We will share information about memorial services when we find out.

he was probably waiting to die until there was a cover band that did his work justice.

rest in peace.

blog hymn

this weekend all i did was see fat wreck bands. i saw dillinger four. i saw paddy drunk and maybe high. he said he was just going to go back to the hotel. i saw nofx. nofx was very important to me. i started playing guitar just so i could learn playing nofx songs. i remember i was bummed when i realized that they are just a bunch of assholes. what a bunch of dumb assholes. nothing nice to say makes fun of fat mike. LOLOLOLOL. talk to james about nothing nice to say. whether you talk to him about it being bad or good you have like an hour of conversation. the other fat wreck band i saw was star fucking hipsters. MORE LIKE STAR ALOT FUCKING WORSE THAN CHOKING VICTIM AMIRITE??!?!?!?!?! they played choking victim songs but stza just mumbled. he wasnt having fun. he already wrote his best songs. he didnt want to play those songs. on they way home i got a flat tire. i kept apologizing to jason and lila but neither of them would accept my apology. they just said "if you are so sorry than just drive me home right now." i cant do that.you know i cant do that. the tire is flat. my dad had to pick us up and we called a towing company. there is a clock in my car. not a digital clock but a clock with hands and shit. that might be my favorite thing about that car. everyone was making fun of it. thats probably why the tires couldnt take it anymore. school sux. i just wanted to go home. i got out of my bed when the bus was outside of my house. i put on shoes and i got my backpack. i forgot my glasses. i was wearing shorts. i made the bus. it doesnt make sense. why have i been a chump and waking up 10 minutes before the bus is even outside my house? right when i went home i went to sleep. now its 1 am and im wide awake. i dont care what the blog time thing says but thats not what time it is. they lie.




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TWOTHOUSANDANDBLOGS
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fuck blog culture

Kids are pretty annoying these days. The way I see it, all they do is get sick and peel scabs and stuff. They are pretty gross. I dont like how they think that by calling me a dickshit makes them a bad man. Dickshit sounds so nasty. What if like once every month a guy took a dick shit. That would hurt so bad. It would be worse than the dreaded period. If girls didn't have periods, i wouldn't mind being a girl. If I was a girl I would file so many sexual harassment suits. I would be rich as shit. When I am rich I would buy every single transformer. Ranging from the classics to beast wars to the current day ones. But not the mini transformers. Those are so shitty. All of them are the same. They are cars on the top and then you just turn em upside down and there is a robot carving on the bottom... When are robots gonna take over. I want to become some robot-bashing hero in a video. Like Will Smith? No. hell no. I used to think Will Smith was hilarious when I was younger. But thats because he was "da fresh prince". Man those were the days. If I was young again, but still had the same mindset, I would probably go around accidentally lifting women's skirts. Because I am perverted. Instead of being grounded, my parents would film it and send it to Americas Funniest Home Videos. I would totally win the 10,000 dollars and become moderately wealthy. Therefore I could fulfill my transformers dream! So all I need to do in life is become younger, win money, beat up robots, punch kids and then I will be set! Sweet! I'm gonna go and eat and not fulfill my dream. People are so lazy these days. This was THEE corniest entry I have ever written for anything.

im growing out my blog like it was when i was single. it was longer than id known you. i had no money then i had no worries then at all

coke bust practice today! new songs! they are going to be on a new lp! you are going to buy it! right now ago my sisters boyfriend was going to come over and meet my parents and stuff. my mom cleans up so much when people are coming over. she made me clean up for that show that was at my house. punx like dust and stuff. she freaked out when james was coming over and no one cleaned anything. have you seen james' minivan(he cleaned it dont wrap him up)? have you smelled james minivan (it doesnt smell as bad now dont wrap him up)? yeah. coke bust cancelled the weekend tour. now i get to see off with their heads! i played my favorite how low show with them! what a good band! download here if you arent in the know http://www.mediafire.com/?85rgzzaiig1 i love that shit. it sounds like they are friends with dillinger four and they are. they said to me they said "hey good set can we use your stuff" THEY USED THE SAME STUFF AS US! THEY GOT ELECTROCUTED WITH THE SAME MICS WE GOT ELECTROTED WITH! i bet they are writing the same thing about my band on their individual blogs. i never told you what happened with my sisters boyfriend. she went to his house. i watched sons of anarchy. its about these people. this one guy in it would jsut beat off in the middle of conversations but like not because he wanted to beat off. its just something that happened that he couldnt control. i wish i had that. then this other guy got his back all burned up with some fire. pat voguel was there. he was watching it.eric holl was bickering with tarik tonight for at least ten minutes about something dumb. because eric always has to win. its so dumb. i would like to give a shout out to my blogbro anh hao "i invented blogs" dinh. thanks for showing me that blogs exist and for inventing them. you have made my otherwise meaningless life full of life and meaning.






i amsodanghip [11:08 P.M.]: JERBANG BROS
i amsodanghip [11:08 P.M.]: GET IT
i amsodanghip [11:08 P.M.]: GET IT

feels like summer in october

i get to see d4 again! james called me today to confirm it. nofx is going to play my setlist whether they like it or not. when they play linoleum im going to dive on all kinds of kids who recently hit puberty. its going to rule. katie dancendents practiced and it turned out alot better than i thought it would. i only knew how to play like all of im not a loose and most of myage and hope. erik also only practiced the songs on airdrums which i thought wouldnt work that well. i was wrong. we learned all the songs except maybe 2 or 3 in one practice.then we saw sick fix. it was definetly the most nuts ive seen sick fix. i moshed. i crowdsurfed twice. i ripped some electrical shit. i dont think it did anything. i dont think anyone got shocked. after all this talk about respecting the space. if all those katie dance fans found out about this they would be heart broken and i might stop getting all these fat checks. then katie dancendents practiced again. practicing when youre tired kind of sucks but you just gotta punk it out bro. it was at pay heindel's house. pat is somewhat responsible for 2 of my bands getting broken up but he was all like "let jubert play bass in coke bust" so its all good. at dinner yesterday my mom was all like "we should go on a trip this winter break. like to florida" i told my mom that i was already going to florida over winter break and shes all like "OH WE COULD GO WITH YOU FIND OUT WHAT DAY IT IS" she wanted to go to some other thing too but i have to go home to play in dc. also why would i want my family to come to florida? what the hell is there in florida. this is for you fest thats what. what is there in florida with your family? coke bust is my family. my real family are just acquantinces.

its been a while

some stuff happened. i am offically in coke bust now as there are pictures of it on facebook. i played my first show with them. it was really good. i tried to keep the fucking up to a minimum. i felt really good afterwards. like i was fufilled. its been a while since ive played a show. guess what? im playing another show. its for a band called katie danscendents. we are playing at the party pits last show forever. its going to be on halloween. steal as many doors off of jeeps as you can.its halloween. why would you have doors on your jeep. other bands playing are broken bodies, the guilt, no minion, ante up, and a blink 182 cover band maybe. yeah so after that i went to school and left to go to new york. new york sucks but i have hated it less each time.THIS TIME I SLEPT IN THE SAME ROOM AS 3 DIFFERENT GIRLS! eriks room mates were not amused. the proclaimed that 3 girls were not cool. municipal waste dropped off the show but on the ride there i saw a garbage truck that said municipal waste so that is almost good enough. i had/got to sit in the back. it was cool. i could lay down and shit but i was left out of conversations. the ergs played a short set and stuff broke. d4 played a longer set and nothing broke probably. james willett sez to me that im first on his list to get in to see nofx and dillinger four in baltimore for free. i already wrote nofx a set list. here it is
1.My Vagina
2.Vegetarian Mumbo Jumbo
3.My Heart is Yearning
break to talk about how bush is stupid. dont actually state any facts. keep it simple like fuck bush or not my president.
4.Together on The Sand
5.Fuck the kids
6.Fuck the kids Two
7.See Her Pee
8.I gotta Pee
9.buggley eyes
talk about how bush isnt going to be president soon or something
10.Talkin bout Yo Mama
11.Please Stop Fucking my Mom
talk about how old you are. say something like oh look this is our new guitarist hes only been in the band since before most of you were born
12.Anarchy Camp
stop playing. for encore play linoleum into the decline.


i told anh hao that i dropped out of school and i think he believed me because hes making a big deal about it and he keeps bringing it up. i think im going to see the ergs in philly and new jersey. i wish i was 18. then i could go to their real last show . then i could go see magrudergrind and municipal waste at the rock n roll hotel. if life began at conception i could go. like nothing nice to say! they are making new ones now! its about downloading the new d4 album. i can relate because i downloaded that album too. anh hao made a blog so you should go there instead of here. i forget what its called. i think it had dinh in it. that would make sense.






www.forthedinh.blogspot.com



lauren bought me a burrito





YOU KNOW MY PAIN IS REAL
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FOREVER EDGE

my plans

1.1st show with cokebust
2.1st half of school
3.1st time ive seen erik in a while
4.1st time ive seen the ergs in new york
5.go home
6. make something nice to eat

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I also got banned from wikihow again. i think it was because of those articles i made. trapped under ice was soooo good. i even danced! last time i danced to trapped under ice i got my tooth punched out. i assume that if you live in baltimore you are used to getting your teeth punched out. maybe i could have sued. or made him buy me dinner or something. that doesnt seem to ridiculous. it wouldve hurt so much then though. everything hurt. even if i ate soup it hurt. chips hurt so much. until god calls me home. my mom put some apple chip things in my lunch. they tasted like styrafoam apples. i would not recomend you try them. whats wrong with regular apples? you can eat regular apples just fine. my mom said i could go to new york. maybe i already said that but i dont care. i am really excited to be able to see the ergs and d4 and im pretty sure that erik made up municipal waste. why? i dont know. sometimes erik just blatantly lies for no reason. it is not a trait that i would like to have. Im writing this in school right now. isnt that weird? this is personal. someone could just walk by and read this and then know everything about me. they could steal my identity. they could steal my identity better if i wasnt kicked of wikihow. gary should make a vlv band.

i think that we have unfinished buisness

From Mrs Susan Morgan

N�[38 Rue Des Martyrs Cocody
Abidjan,Cote d'Ivoire
ATTN
DEAREST ONE OF GOD

I am the above named person from Kuwait. I am married to Mr.Abram Morgan, who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the year 2004. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.

Before his death we were both born again Christian. Since his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $2. 5 Million (Two Million Five Hundred U.S. Dollars) in the bank here in Abidjan in suspense account.

Presently, the fund is still with the bank. Recently, my Doctor told me that i have serious sickness which is cancer problem. The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church or individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want a church that will use this fund for orphanages, widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavour that the house of God is maintained.

The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I don抰 have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don抰 want my husband抯 efforts to be used by unbelievers. I don抰 want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking this decision. I am not afraid of death hence i know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the Lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace.

I don抰 need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband抯 relatives is around me always I don't want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank here in Abidjan. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the Lord is my shepherd. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life.

Contact me on the above e-mail address for more information抯, any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another church or individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein. Hoping to receive your reply.

Remain blessed in the Lord.
Yours in Christ,
Mrs susan morgan..



HAVE FUN BEING POOR ASSHOLES

if im not rich by 7 tonight then trapped under ice is going to rage. my momz said i could go to new york! thats pretty awsome. THE ERGS AND D4! i hope james still wants to drive.

beating off

my wikihow account isnt suspended anymore! i wrote two articles. here they are http://www.wikihow.com/Masturbate-During-Class-%28Without-Getting-Caught%29 http://www.wikihow.com/Throw-the-Big-Fight TRY AND START SOME SHIT OHIOMIKE. me and ohio mike have unfinished buisness. trapped under ice tomorrow! hopefully most of the dumb trapped under ice fans go to the show in baltimore the next day. scott carlson has the balls to talk shit on my blog. my chest feels so weird. i saw my old bus driver. from back when i was in elementry school. she was craaazzzyyy. she wouldnt let us put our feet in the aisle. also sometimes she would stop the bus and be all like NO MORE TALKING. how can you just say no more talking? thats some shit. i think my parents are going to let me go to new york to see the ergs and d4. erik said that municipal waste got added to that show but i didnt see it. but municipal waste are playing tonight in baltimore with the casualties. if i was a true punk i would be there instead of writing on the internet.ive peed like 3 times since ive been home. theres no coke bust practice and now i dont know what to do. if anyone wants to hang out just leave a comment on this post. but for real. trapped under ice is sooooooooo good. i got sent this while i was writing this post.

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im never welcome anywhere. i dont have anything worthwhile to contribute. i want to do something in real life.

IF I NEVER MAKE IT HOME TONIGHT THE STREETS HAVE SWALLOWED ME WHOLE

stookkkkkeeddddd

LIMP BIZKIT frontman FRED DURST has confirmed the rock band are reuniting, two and a half years after they split.The rockers went their separate ways in 2006, following the failure of 2005 comeback album The Unquestionable Truth.Bandmembers have since worked on solo projects, with Wes Borland joining Marilyn Manson's band and Durst trying his hand as a Hollywood director.Rumours of a reunion recently began to circulate after pictures appearing to show the band rehearsing appeared online.And Durst confirms on the band's MySpace page: "Yes, it has been a while. But a while worth the wait. It is getting very close to time to drop the Bizkit on the universe. I say this with the absolute best intentions and motivation. We, Limp Bizkit, are excited about the future for us and for you. Let's stir some s**t up my friends."However, Borland isn't part of the comeback - he has been replaced by Evanescence guitarist Terry Balsamo.




im most unique. I VOTED CESAR CLASS CLOWN AND ID VOTE HIM AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN. anh hao dinh should get some glasses without lenses or end his sad meaningless life.

HARDCORE WHITE TRASH ROCK AND ROLL FUCK YOU

kyle stevens:

Since when did it require faith to disregard an unproven claim, and how could that "lack" of faith be equivalent to the blind faith that is required to belief in the said unproven claim? We are dealing "proposition" that is based on unreliable(virtually none) evidence like anecdotal revelation, circular reasoning and unfalsifiable explanations. Whats more is when the belief itself can be explained away as a purely evolutionary, psychological and sociological phenomenon. This claim that is an explanation for everything and yet no scientific theory has thus far needed it. Only by twisting the meaning of the word "faith" can you say it is needed in not believing in this claim. Atheism is a lack of theistic belief, and there cannot be any faith in lack of belief in regard to something with no evidence whatsoever._________________

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For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.-Carl Sagan
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Post subject: Re: Religulous
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 11:04 am
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oh look at me i go to college blah blah blah
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kurt
Post subject: Re: Religulous
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 11:20 am
i need some fresh air
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XstraightvedgeX wrote:
oh look at me i go to college blah blah blah

do you actually have something to contribute?


i dont have anything to contribute. EXCEPT THIS!!!! www.myspace.com/vbelegostv
they took down their members. their names were something like xandur and dimfrost.for what they did it was like mighty axe and scrolls. i had no idea that nate and kyle were bike warriors. i wish i had more to contribute. i really do.

i dont give a shit bro

im so bored. i wish something was happening. if i wasnt blocked on wikihow id make an entry on how to throw the big fight. it would be so great. i would have so many friends. some stuff has happened since i last updated this. i will tell the events in order of most importance. the most important event is that i found my water bottle. many of you may be saying things like "i didnt know daniel frederick jubert lost his water bottle" or "what is a water bottle?" i left it in class. i opened it up and smelled it and it smelled so bad. i should wash it more often. or use mouth wash. or take a shower. or brush my teeth three times a day. i havent showered all week. its not like i did it on purpose or anything but im so busy/extremely important. showers have become obsolete. time is money bro. more things happened and i will tell you all about them. i sat around and stuff. i feel like i havent been to goshen 711 for over an hour in like a month. i wish i had money. im trying to go to new york and im trying to go to mckennas birthday show. shes probably turning like 100. i heard the special guest is katie dance and crass. i left my lights on again at umd and then my car wouldnt start because i left the lights on. these people helped me but they kept asking what i had to drink. i told them that i dont drink and they told me that they didnt believe me. they asked me if i was on any drugs and i told them that i dont do any drugs. they gave me that eye test. where you have to follow the light with your eyes. they did more things than when i got the eye test those other times. maybe these cops were more professional. maybe they just wanted to give my eyes a hard time. they gave me a background check and they wouldnt let me stay inside my car. they wouldnt even let me get my hoodie out of the trunk. they said they wouldnt be able to be liable. so anyway after what seemed like a half hour they give me my license back and start talking to me about how it was 4 am and i am not supposed to be driving around high and stuff back 12. they said that they were going to wait there until my parents picked me up. they said that if my parents didnt pick me up id be spending the day in the can. they said that they were allowed to because they knew i was high and they are cops and they can do whatever they want. my parents are so pissed. i always told them that the cops wouldnt care if i ever got pulled over and now they care. sometimes it seems like cops are just plain dicks who just want to have control over other peoples lives. i feel like my dad is alot like that too. sometimes my dad gets really excited over stupid shit. one thing that he got excited over was showing my grandparents the pentagram in my head. my dad is stupid and doesnt know what a pentagram is but i think my grandparents went to college maybe so maybe they they are smarter. i try to show them from farther away but my dad is a dumb idiot and makes me get closer. hes so dumb. he made me sweep up the floors. municipal waste got added to that d4 and ergs and some other band show in new york. i wish i had good grades. then my parents would have to let me go. new york still sucks though. its fall as fuck. its nice out now, but its only going to get colder and colder. all i have is a hoodie. i will always stay cold. my sister just came home. how does she think that she can just come home? it doesnt make sense to me either. i am listening to andrew wk right now. the album is i get wet. soooo good. my mom bought some doughnut holes. they are pretty alright i guess. she also brought a quarter of a burrito. she gave it to me. it was pretty good. that coke bust show was really good. it could easily be the best coke bust show ive ever seen. so much fun. real mosh prevailed over push mosh. i get to play the next show. get off your computers and go to that shit.its on october 13th. so what if its a monday. who cares? your parents? its going to be something like coke bust(gaithersburg hardcore), resistant culture('merican grind), lost again(local herion metal), and frantic onslaught(poppy acoustic songs about stuff). yeah it should be fun and stuff. guess what happened at that last show! my xswatch broke. i spend 300 dollars on that watch and it just gets broken. thats just what a need right now. a broken watch. yeah. if you dont like it you can fuck off.

what i did today

today was a very productive day. i still have a pentagram shaved into the side of my head. it didnt go anywhere. suprisingly enough only one person told me that they didnt like that i had a pentagram shaved into my head. their name is quinvar. he said that it wasnt a good thing. he thought that it was a bamtagram. LLOLOLOLOLOL. bam. like anyone cares about him anymore. i found my watch! it was on the floor. i dont know why i didnt look there. it was gone all of monday and tuesday. i have to go to practice soon. i wish they lived closer but whatever. it will all pay off when i start making allllllllll types of money. everyone in school is going to be wearing a coke bust basketball jersey or something. my poll ended. im suprised at the results. i am so broke. i want to be able to afford to go to shows but i am broke as balls. i am not trying to get a job especially with school and shit. if blink-182 taught me one thing its that work sucks. okay bye

666

i got a pentagram shaved into my head today. word. i hate daniel berman so much. he walks all stupid and i hate the sound of his voice. it rained alot. i was into it. coke bust practice tomorrow is cool. uhhhhhhhhhhhh. danny b told me he sells drugs to this guy at rickys rice bowl and i thought that was really funny for some reason. so short hair. its pretty alright i guess. i kept a dread mullet though. i thought it would look cool. i have never been more right. hey guess what? the best cover band in the world is going to exist soon. its called katie danscendents. my hoodie is in toners car. i called him and texted him a couple of times and he didnt respond. later he called me and said "youre not getting your fucking hoodie back" i dont have that many hoodies that i am allowed to wear. i dont know where im going.

i dont know where else i can go

yesterday was fun as fuck. i wish my stomach didnt feel all weird. i wish my knee didnt hurt. i wish it wasnt in baltimore. ruiner is dumb and boring. ian mills rules. dennis rules. gaitherburg rules. there was a kid with a lion of judah shirt. WHY DIDNT YOU JUST GO SEE LION OF JUDAH. i kind of want to move out and not go to school. the internet is a boring place to be. i dont know why i spend so much time here. i saw david and trenton! he was smaaaaccckkkeeddd. he left to get more smacked. it is already dark when i wake up to go to school. its going to get cold. its going to get so cold. all i have is a hoodie. i need longsleeves. thats the only hope that i have. i thought that if i went on cokebust's myspace there would be interesting things that would keep me entertained. i was wrong. its just people asking about tapes. i probably have homework. ive been thinking alot about it lately and home movies is probably my favorite tv show.

Hey everybody, we will be doing 2 shows up north and 3 down south (including TIFY fest in Florida) this winter. Within the next couple of months we will be recording our first LP, "Lines in the Sand." That should be out by spring, just before we do a US tour this summer. We have a few T-Shirt designs on our page to check out. All outstanding orders will be shipped in the next week. Please note that we are out of the demos- all those songs will be re-recorded hella beefy for the LP.

DECEMBER 5th - TBA (somewhere between DC and UPSTATE NY)
DECEMBER 6th - Syracuse, NY
DECEMBER 27th - TBA (anywhere between DC and FL)
DECEMBER 28th-29th - TIFY FEST
DECEMBER 30th - Charlotte, NC
DECEMBER 31st - Washington, DC (new years show.info soon)and then in the distance:

APRIL 25th - Athens, OH - FOR REAL FEST

This summer:FULL US TOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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you dont even need an account

today i learned that you dont even need an account to edit wikipedia. fun ensued. i hung out with my friends blah blah blah.























oh yeah.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCpATAcCixQ

i still listen to ska

so what?

im colder than ever

yesterday i made a wikihow account. later it got deleted. i wrote articles on how to like ska, how to smash the state, how to steal someones identity, and how to make crystal meth. i would link the shit out of them but i am so suspended and none of my articles are on the internet anymore. i am about to go to band practice so that is cool. maximum rock n roll wants a coke bust interview so thats cool. i have a new poll. I'm writing to let you know that your recent article has been nominated for deletion because it appears to be universally illegal. In other words, your instructions appear to be illegal under most laws around the globe. I have noticed that a recent edit of yours has not been conducive to the best interests of wikiHow. Unfortunately, people frequently place spam, vandalism, and irrelevant or abusive information on wikiHow. This is lamentable because it detracts from our goal of creating a useful, free how-to manual. Thanks for writing a new article on wikiHow.
Unfortunately, I'm writing to let you know that your new article has been nominated for deletion since it appears to be on a joke topic. i got deleted in half an hour. laaaammmmeeee. other things that i did was be bored. i went out to lunch to eat for the first time this school year. i didnt eat anything. jason and cathy were there. jason wont let anyone eat except him. what a prude. im hungrier than ever.

we went from boys to men living in sin

We went from friends to fuck ups
and now we just cant stop.
You wonder why I keep my mouth shut,
I just dont wanna talk.
I may not deserve the friends Ive gained but now
Im forced to sleep in the life Ive laid.
Ive lost my faith and Im losing sleep,
ah to be young and fucking weak.
I survive by the fake smiles I wear day to day,
to make the insecurities go away.
So heres to the broken hearts that go unrepaired,
and all our shared memories...I dont care.
Cheers to all the girls I never kissed
to the ones I did that NO LONGER EXIST.
Raise your glasses to the hearts we dont let show,
and to my consience dying long ago.
Were never content with what we have.
Im not sorry that I turned out this way,
Im just sorry that I woke up today.

yeah you wanna get fucked up, now youre gona just get fucked

blank stare is so good. i wanna get at that lp. i wish i wasnt so broke. i only have 3 bucks to go see the ergs and government warning. i am not going to pull a matt sanford though. i will get the money. so i asked my little brother how you get staph and he said the doctor wouldnt tell him. i think staph might not exist. my brothers thumb is blue and shit though. it probably dangerous to treat him as a disease that doesnt exist. i went to virginia to eat a sandwitch. it was pretty alright i guess. the polls are closed. i am going to make a new poll. why did matty pop chart have the same amount of votes as jawbreaker? jawbreaker is actually good. today i listened to the radio because i forgot my ipod. they played that alien ant farm song that they didnt write. i remembered it from my youth. i really want to bring up the satanic cult that stabs people 666 times in russian class. then we could just talk about that the whole class. how could you stab someone that much? you would definetly feel bad after like 100 stabs. i feel like i should take a shower or someshit. i havent taken one in awhile. i dont know if i smell bad or not. i cant smell anything. all i can smell is snot.

homework sucks

today i had to do homework. SUCCCCCCKKKSSS. my life suxxxxxxxx. i am sick too. i hung out with shawn for the first time in a while. my brother is having band practice. they are not good. my brother has staph infection. that is not good.

fuck you jesus

today was an alright day. it was homecoming too. i didnt go. homecoming night last time was so much better. i saw eric karbeling loose his virginity. i also saw mike nelson, nathan brit, and melanie hubert get tasered. neither times i went to homecoming. ive never been to homecoming. i tried to go this year but everyone said that their groups were full and that they didnt like spending time with me.they said that they hated the sound of my voice and the way that i walk around. its so cold at my house. fuck this shit. i dont do anything. im going to bed goodnight.

its too cold to sleep tonight

i always wake up at the same time every night because my room doesnt heat up as well as the rest of the house and i am too cold to sleep. so i just watched american hardcore today/tonight. i know it came out 3 years ago but i watched it now. SPOILER ALERT!!! HARDCORE DIES AT THE END!! yeah. my car smells really weird when you turn on the heater. and by weird i mean bad. i did gaithersburg food not bombs today. i remember why people dont like folk kids. because they are annoying. thats why. so today there was the senior sweep and stuff but we werent even allowed to hit people with the brooms. i am almost positive that that is the whole point of senior sweep. this school is just getting lamer and lamer. ian keeps asking me about butt beads and laughing. if he is going to be a father he needs to start taking things alot more seriously. if you want to check out a sweet straightedge hardcore band you should check out xONE WAYx. they sing about ebay and generic hardcore songs and shit i forget. i just remembered that i went to warped tour. here is my written account of this.
Alright since so many people want to here the epic tale of my warped tour adventure, and i really wanna tell it in person so it gives off a more epic persona, i dont see alotta u guys now, so i'll just put it in note form!Alright so its July 16th, i woke up @ around 5:30 that morning cause once again for the 5th time in my life i was about to experience one of the greatest days of my life!.....warped tour! i was ready, i kinda laid there in bed until about 7:30 ans then got up and showered and started my caffine intact. Eileen came over around 8:30ish so my aunt wouldnt havent to drive everywhere and pick up people, even though everyone we were picking up lives in g-burg. ok so she came over i had already had 2 cups of coffee, and i was starting on a monster, and i ws moshing in my living room and was already sweating and tired, WE HADNT EVEN LEFT YET!...but oh well. so my aunt came and then we went to pick up Keera and we were on our way.so we get there @ 10:30ish and the line was already very long and i immediatly started applying suntan lotion knowing that the day was only gonna get hotter. so waiting in line theres always people promting their bands, and peta2 people w/ petitions, and other crap. Oreskaband walks by promoting what time they were playing and i yell "oreskaband" and start skankin' in line! they had a good laugh. i wouldve been off promoting but Andrew wasnt there yet and i didnt feel like walking by myself.ok so we get inside (finally) and we go to the ginat inflatable schedule with all the times that the bands are playing. so i write down all the ones im gonna defiantly see and Against Me! was like 2nd to play right after As I Lay Dying (and they were basically finished when we got there) on the main stage, and right as i finished writing all the times i hear "New Wave" playng so i rush over to see Against Me!. They were really good, but im not as much into there newer stuff but its still very good, but thats mostly what they palyed, but it was stil an awesome set. Half way through i leave to see if my aunt was near by and then i see Andrew, Erin (wait i think she was with them), and Kyle+Erin's cousin Micheal walking over. So i was like guys lets go catch the rest of Against Me! and then walk aorund and look for merch. I feel like such a dick but Against Me! played some old stuff so i had Micheal hold my bag and stuff as i went into the pit, even though it wasnt that type of pit (not really any shoving more groovin' and dancin')So Aginst Me! finishes and we go to look for merch all the way on the otherside of the venue, this is were you can find out if bands were signing and stuff, so we found Reel Big Fishes tent and they were gonna be signing @ 2:15. so we made a mental note, and went to were all the other merch stuff was, after getting some free stuff @ the Hellcat Records tent! (warped tours got bunches of free stuff) so we go to the Street Dogs tent (they were signing @ 6:20 so pretty much right after they played!), and Horrorpops werent signing but the merch lady did remind me a lot of Patricia Day, except she was wearing pants, but she was nice! so we walk around the merch circus find the ones we want and label out the emo/crap tents! then we meet up with Kyle and Emma! and suddenly Erin i remember appeared and Eileen.....and then i hear Oreskaband starting up! (for those that dont know, Oreskaband's a ska band, but there from Japan, so mix those 2 together and you get pure happiness!!!!) they werent on my list of bands to desperatly see but no one else was really playing, and they were right there in the pavillion, so i rush down there and start skankin' on the side of the crowd. i put my stuff down next to the barricade and Erin joins in for some skankin', some other ladies found it very attractive and joined in, so i started a skank circle!!! other people kept looking over and were like that dudes cool he knows what he's doing, and they took a cue from me and started skankin'! after about 10 mins, i felt like puking,i felt like passing out, and my heart felt like it was just gonna STOP! and i asked Erin if she could come woth me to get some water, and she did and then i felt better. i decided no more sknakin until Reel Big Fish!so off we went to find out exactly where Reel Big Fish was signing. and then we made a game paln with Kyle of what bands all of us dudes were gonna go see. so Andrew had a full time sheet, so we circled the bands we defiantly were seeing, and wrote down the times of signing! so we got to were RBF was signing and i thought the Horrorpops were playing @ the Hurley stage right next to it, not the fuckng Hurley.com stage were we just were. so fighting our way back we get there just as the Horrorpops start playing "Freaks In Uniforms" so i eventually go into the Horropops pit and like last time it was pretty fun, and violent. except this time i didnt slip on beer like when i saw them back with Dropkick Murphys in Sept! so the pit dies down for "Misstake" and i see this girl with a mohawk skankin' so i decide to go join her (she was pretty cute....just throwing that out there........) (Horrorpops for those that dont know are a punk/psychobilly band. some of there songs have a little skank/ska to them, but the lead singer Patricia Day plays the upright bass and she pretty much slaps the shit outta that thing! they also have a pretty seductive set, but this one wasnt as good as the one back in sept) anyways parts of "Misstake" get a little fast, so this really tough guy enters the pit, now when im in a circle pit i know what to expect. people are shoving and crap and your gonna get a little scufted up, but personally i dont think people go to intentionally hurt people, you kow you go shov some people, pick 'em up if they fall cause its part of the whole brotherhood thing, and have fun, and this guy seemed like hurting people was the only thing on his mind. so i tried making my way outta there as fast as i could before i became that greasers lunch!....lolso we left the Horrorpops set like 10 mins early to go get some RBF sigs! :( but at the same time :) (ok my story is a little messed up, cause i cant remember everything, but sometime beforeor after this I actaully met up with Tom of Against Me! and Erin took a pic of us). and then Oreskaband (well 2 members) were at there merch booth and i took a pic Erin and them (she was scared...lol) anyways so we waited in line for RBF. we get some sigs, Micheal got Matt's t-shirt signed that i got for him and me and Aaron of RBF took an awesome Rock'n'roll pic! pretty bitchin'!!!!ok so blah blah blah, we go back to the pavillion casue were burning up, and Beat Union was playing and they were actually really good. i really saw alotta Clash influences from them. so we then went to go see RBF!!! and by everyone i mean everyone, they almost beat Paramores crowd from last year! (and its funny cause on the way to WT Keera i dont think was that big of of a RBF fan, but after hearing a couple of songs on the way there, and seeing them live, thats about enough to make anyone a fan!) so they come out and are like "Hey guys!....were Metallica!" and start playing "Enter Sandman" (this is not the 1st time ive seen them do this, actually ive seen them do that every time theyve played) yep that made the metalheads fall in love....lol and then after playing for a min. Aaron was like "Just kidding, hey everybody were the Reel Big Fish!" and they start playing "Sell Out" a that moment the pit opens up and of course i go in (leaving my stuff with the Andrew, Mike, and Eileen) and i skank my ass off, and then KEERA pushes me, but w.e. ever it was so much fun i didnt care, i pushed her back a tad, and the skankin' continued from there!......all the girls wanted to go crowd surfing so me, Mike, and Andrew were incharge of giving them lifts. Emma and Kyle were up front enjoying the magic that RBF has during there live set! then they played "I Want Your Girlfriend To Be My Girlfriend Too" (my siganture song) so now i wanted to go crowd surfing. i did but i fell. and then i got another lift but fell again. (i never made it to the end :(....) but after i fell another girl was falling and her head was bending back and i had just fallen so i was trying to save her from breaking her neck....which i did.....i rawk! Keera, Eileen, and Erin all made it to the end at different points and kept crowd surfing. Keera fell and ened up near me so we went back around to find the others and partied!...kinda (there was a cool dude with a Screeching Weasel tattoo next to me, i told him his tattoo kicked ass! cause Screeching Weasel kicks ass!) Reel Big Fish ended with there classic cover of Ah-Ha's "Take On Me" and were gonna be signing again. (thats when you girls shouldve gone back over!)ok so from what i remember the girls went off somewhere and me, Mike, and Andrew sat infront of the Hellcat Records tent until the Bouncing Souls played. Kyle and Emma went to the where the Steet Dogs were gonna play in an hour. so the Bouncing Souls start playing and it was pretty good, but the Street Dogs might of done a tad better (no actually Street Dogs and Reel Big Fish stole warped tour away with there sets!!!!) (Bouncing Souls still rawk!!!) but ok so all of us head over to the Street Dogs who luckly are playign the other main stage right across from the Bouncing Souls, so once again we haev to leave 5-10mins early. and i saw a person in the crowd, someone oddly familiar,......it was Robby. yes Robby went with his other friends and was actaully watchinf the Street Dogs. but yeah we found Kyle, Emma, Eileen, and Keera up front and aman that was the perfect place!!! The Street Dogs come one and start playing "Mean Fist" (1st song off the new cd) and me and Kyle were getting into it, and then they played "Not Without A Purpose" and me Kyle were REALLY into it......then "Tobes Got A Drinking Problem", "Two Angry Kids", and i then me and Kyle went in that giant circle pit for "In Defense Of Dorchester" and when i was runing i was able to dodge that mud puddle by not very much...lol. and outta nowhere they say "weve got one of our friends here to help us sing this next one" to my surprise it was Mark from The Unseen!! YES Mark from THE UNSEEN!!!!! and they sang "Rise Above" by Black Flag!!! THATS TRUE PUNK RIGHT THERE!!!!! and i was pissedi left my awesome spot, but oh well.....and then i screamed at Keera and was like "ITS MARK FROM THE UNSEEN" and like a girl she started spazzing.......anyways they ended with "Fighter" and we were all in amazement by there set. The Street Dogs AND Reel Big Fish in my opinion made warped tour!!!!so we go to there merch booth to get some sigs, meet them, take pics, and hang. plus mike from The Unseen walked by and i shoke his hand, told him good job, and that i wish i stayed for the full Unseen set last year, but i liked what i saw. oh and then Aaron and Johnny of RBF walked by and Keera wantedme to chase after them and get there sigs for her shirt which she shouldve gotten earlier, but they walk to fast, and i felt bad afterwards, but i didnt want to be that nnoying fan....but i still felt bad :( but anyways, Street Dogs, they are so awesome and i cant wait for when they come back to the Ottobar Sept. 23rd w/ Time Again!!!! oh man what a day we were wiped! so Emma, Kyle, Andrew, Erin, and Micheal all left, and me and Eileen had to wait for Keera to finish watching her preciuos Settings, no they were ok.........and then i Keera took a pic with the lead guy and we went to California Tortilla to finsih another magnificant day of warped tour!!!!

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hey. whats going on? i have been good. nicktape calls me up and sez that i am in coke bust now. stooookkkeeddd. ohhhh niiiinnnneeee. there was a spirit rally today. we lost but i still yelled alot of stuff. guess what? i just downloaded the tui/dirty money split. its right over here. www.mediafire.com/icoulddietomorrow . you have to go to the t's and stuff though. i talked with ambrose for like 40 minutes. by like 40 minutes i mean over 40 minutes. we connect. yeah so im really in coke bust and they gave me the password and stuff so i can add girls that i dont know that well and look at their pictures. my myspace got deleted. the one that just had me on it. oh yeah. i voted cesar ochoa for alot of things. he got class clown and most popular and a bunch of other shit. alot of the people i voted for didnt go to this school and are old. other people i voted for are not actual people but career choices. i voted for myself for somethings. i need to win. i need to be remembered. wasdashey, check this out! you know smoking bud? well there is this site http://www.877ws.info that sells super potent legal bud, yes legal herbal bud for sale online, it doesn't show up in drug tests or anything either, i started selling this stuff too and am making a killing, they ship it to you discreetly and it's 100 percent money back guaranteed, this is the site http://www.877ws.info it's not illegal, but hurry up before they ban it in the states.



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practice was cool.

god still sucks

i wrote god still sucks really big on my desk in russian class. there was a pentagram too. it was like the other thing i wrote but this one had still on it. then i found this http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1692637.ece . facebook gave me this new facebook. its so cool. if you want to see it you can come over its so cool. i found this offspring cd in my sisters room that rightfully belongs to me. its called conspiracy of one. i remember that one song dammit i changed again was in some snowboarding videogame. so was powerman 5000. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKS8nu382cI&feature=related check out this band. its so funny. talk like an american or stop playing music. no one responds to my comments on youtube anymore. its like no one cares. according to some peoples facebook statuses ian mills could be a future father. hes so young. only 15 years old(for all i know). how is he going to live in some smelly punk house in dc and ride bikes around all day with some kid always on his back telling him what to do? what about braces? braces are expensive.

god help me

all i did was sleep.

i got beat up on friday night. i dont know where im going.

im so tired. i havent slept all weekend. my coke bust hoodie would be worth 80 dollars if it wasnt ripped and didnt have those 2 studs in it and i advertised it on ebay as COKE BUST HOODIE trash talk the first step magrudergrind hardcore xxx. i wouldnt have to work for the rest of my life.i bet my faded coke bust shirt is going to be worth more because it started fading after like the 3rd time that i wore it. MISPRESS. EBAY GOLD. james told me about this band called floor. they are really good. they are also really creepy. they have this one song called tales of lolita where its all like "dont you think its time that we made love? i dont wanna wait until youre old enough" check it out BRO www.myspace.com/stonergods . so apparently people are willing to fight me to join coke bust. so apparently people named james willett are willing to eiffell tower me to play bass for coke bust. i still want to go see d4 and the ergs in new york. it is their record release show. i dont know why they are doing it in new york instead of minneapolos. its at a brewery or something. theres this brewery in gaithersburg and it smells SOOOO BAD. i hope brewerys in new york smell alot better. if you didnt already know paddy from d4 is my second cousin. he comes to my house on thanksgiving and stuff. its not really my house though. its really my parents house. i will die so cold and all alone. TRUE CHILL

blogging is still honest

i feel fed up every morning and let down every night. my mom made me cupcakes. right when i woke up there were cupcakes. isnt that great? they tasted good and they tasted like bananas. i just listened to the bananas. they are so catchy. i am reunited with my hat. i am so glad. ive had that hat for so long. it has my name on it because it has been passed on in the jubert family for like 5 generations. im glad my dad didnt find out i lost it for a little. i did stuff yesterday. one thing i did was get my hat. another thing i did was hang out with james willett. another thing i did was go to 711. i saw barguv there. he got kicked out of being the president of the russian honors society and actually got considerably mad. he copys of me. that alone means he shouldnt be president of the russian honors society. he is a probably the best rapper of our generation though. www.myspace.com/gmaterial . another thing that i did was go to lilas kitchen. james liked lilas dogs so much but they did not like him. my dog keeps running in its sleep. like more than once every day. i have a full tank of gas but nowhere to go. i could go anywhere. im pretty sure that i have enough gas to go to any period of time too. i dont really know what i would do though. i started reading this book called killing hope by william blum. it is about united states military and cia interventions since world war two. by the time i am done with this i will be able to make an awsome political punk band like crass or propagandhi. if i dont finish the book i can make a band like cold world or blood for blood. i showed my little brother all the stuff i did on his friends youtube account. he thought it was funny. the first thing i did today was listen to the weakerthans. i am suprised i havent died yet. i have homework this weekend. what the fuck is that about? my grades are pretty alright. gaithersburg isnt as much of a whole as i thought it was.


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HARDCORE

five finger discount

ive been thinking about it alot lately and i should be stealing alot more things. i am 17 years old. do you know what they do to 17 year olds that they find stealing? they talk to you and stuff and then they call your parents. BIG FUCKING DEAL. my parents taught me how to steal when i was little so if i got caught they could just pretend to be mad at me. also regarding stealing i got scott carlson to send stza a myspace message. i would have sent him one myself but my myspace exploded. in this message i congratulated him on still living in c-squat and asked him if he still steals stuff or if hes ever actually killed a cop for sure. i hope he writes back. i forgot to tell all of you about my amazing senior prank. i ate this orange but like i peeled the whole orange in one peel. so i put the peel so it would look like a whole unpeeled orange. it didnt look that good. so i started asking people if they wanted a whole orange and this one guy was like yeah. he totally thought it was a full orange and tried to get at it so i yelled SENIORS 09 and OHHHHHHHNIIINNNNE and stuff like that at him. i had just eaten an orange so i spit orange juice at him too(on accident). what a great senior prank. i dont know if the senior class is only allowed one prank per year but if we are im sure people will be more than happy with my prank. today was stupid. i had like a test in every class. and know i have homework. ITS THE FUCKING WEEKEND. im about to have me some fun. not really. all i did was eat pizza and go on the computer. oh yeah i also listened to dillinger fours new album called civil war. it leaked. ive listened to it like 8 times. shit is so good. i was going to link the shit out of it but i cant find it. you gotta believe me that its good though. so yesterday i spelled that blog wrong. its really spelled www.jubertsblogreview.blogspot.com . that is the blog that kyle made to criticize my blog. so it turns out if i go to see d4 and the ergs in new york it would be on a wednesday. i hope i can get my parents down with that shit. the ergs are so good. d4 is so good. ONLY 15 DAYS TILL THE 27th! that should be a load of fun. i havent seen government warning all summer. government wanrning is so good. i have a full tank of gas, but no one to hang out with. except for james. hes coming over soon. he said that he found this weird hat. he said its weird because someone wrote q-bert on it like the video game. isnt that weird? it gets even weirder. he said that they must have had the jewish version of the video game or something because it said jew-bert. he is giving me this hat because he said that he feels bad for me for loosing my other hat. what a friends. im still bummed on him breaking edge and stuff. so i realized how bad i wanted to go on a bike ride and as much as i joke about it i am becoming folker and folker every day. patchouli bikes and shit talking. things that i like. next thing you know ill be eating out of your trash.


PUNX AS FOLK
BIKES
TRAINS
DOUGHNUTS
XXX

it was all just boys and girls making the most of a fucked up world

the last two posts were pretty rushed. whatever. like there are any other blogs you know that make posts everyday. someone had the balls the make a blog critizing my blog. that person is named kyle stevens. you can read the blog right here www.jubersblogreview.blogspot.com . i still have scabies but it is not even that bad. its still just on my opposite side of my elbow. i am not even infested. more stuff has happened since then. i was about to go to coke bust practice and then chris moore called me. YEAH! CHRIS MOORE. FROM SICK FIX, COKE BUST, AND MAGRUDERGRIND. he said he had some show that he forgot about and he was sorry and stuff. he congratulated me on not having a job. metallica is going to release an album tonight at midnight. i think that its safe to assume that this is going to be their best album to date. remember blink 182? i totally remember hating on their self tiled cd in 7th grade or whatever. i watched a couple of music videos aand shit and i know that i was wrong. shit is so good. if i went to a private school i would want my senior year to be like this http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=z2s1lxcw1mk today my mom was all like today we were going to the dentist and getting blood work. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT ABOUT. I DO NOT WANT TO DO TWO THINGS IN ONE DAY. then she decided not to get blood work. blood for blood is a good band. i dont konw why i go to the dentist. they never do shit.they just clean my teeth and tell me i cant eat or drink for a million years. NOT EVEN WATER OR SALIVA. i was totally cooler than my brother when i was his age. when i was his age i was in a bad pop punk band. he is his age and he is in a bad jam band. www.myspace.com/philosophyisrad . WHY WOULD YOU NAME YOUR BAND PHILOSOPHY. I TOOK PHILOSOPHY LAST YEAR AND IT WAS NOT EVEN FUN. EVERYONE IN THE CLASS WAS SENIORS EXCEPT FOR 2 OTHER PEOPLE SO I GOT TO JUST CHILL. he also comments on his own band myspace more than once. and they are all stupid. i told my brother the bread that he was about to eat wasnt vegan. he got all worked up about it and said "FUCK!" what a fucking drama queen. it is still weird to hear my brother sware. he like forces it. its like when brady said yadig. it always sounded forced to me. fight me brady. theres more stuff that i wanted to talk about i sware. bro northern lights falling are getting back together. im so stoked bro. i stay stoked forevermore. oh yeah today was my birthday. alot of people are realizing that these birthdays are not really my birthday. if you think that makes it less fun than you are wrong. it makes them better. every fake birthday is alot better than the last one. pat heindel tipped me off that james willett is in possesion of my hat. i called him a couple of times and texted him a couple of times. he didnt answer. an hour later he called me back. he said "your not getting your fucking hat back." what a bummer. that hat meant so much to me. i always thought james was my friend. i guess i know who my real friends are.

i have scabies

i really have scabies. its on my right arm on the opposite side of my elbow. im stoked for coke bust practice really soon. my blogdiance will be the first to know how i do. i think i have pretty good chances but i should count my chickens before they hatch. nick hasnt even called this tryouts. i might actually already be in the band. isnt that something? pat says he knows where my hat is so thats cool too. nicktape believed that my birthday was on 9/11 i hope that doesnt damper my chances.


911 NEVER HAPPENED
VEGANSTRAIGHTEDGE

bodylice and crabs headlice and scabies

so coke bust practice tomorrow. thats a pretty big deal to me. i am excited.i have a bass to practice with. i learned some songs. i didnt learn some songs. yo jubert...we have another bass head/amp that you can use...just bring your bass. if you have any pedals that you use thats cool too... but not necessary.we practice at chris' house which is right by the corner of 13th st and farragut st NWwe don't play much off the 07 demo any more...we dont play "priveleged" or "figured out" on FUCK BAR CULTURE...for the new mp3s... check it here...http://www/.misfirerecords. com/cokebust/Coke%20Bust%20-%20Under%20The%20Streetlight. mp3http://www/.misfirerecords. com/cokebust/Coke%20Bust%20-%20No%20One%20To%20Impress. mp3http://www/.misfirerecords. com/cokebust/Coke%20Bust%20-%20Countdown%20to%20Death. mp3http://www/.misfirerecords. com/cokebust/Coke%20Bust%20-%20Lines%20in%20the%20Sand. mp3http://www/.misfirerecords. com/cokebust/Coke%20Bust%20-%20Cycle%20of%20VIolence. mp3ill give you a call tonight!stoked man!nick

yeah. did you see how excited he is? i hope im in it.

fuck life forever

spent your whole life ignoring the other side of the story

dillinger four are a really good band. my body aches. i still dont have any friends at lunch. my little brother was too good to even say hi to me. what the fuck is that about? he was too busy hanging out with his lame annoying friends that are destroying him on the inside. he still likes bad religion. NOT PUNX. WHAT THE FUCK IS PUNK ABOUT BEING A MILLIONAIRE AND ACTUALLY SINGING? exactly. mom my also likes bad religion. what is punk about being like my mom? only two days till coke busting. i hope they let me be in their band. ive got alot of it down but sometimes its hard to tell what they are playing. it just sounds like fast. if nicktape ever finds out i have used patchouli soap then it could ruin my chances. nicktape is such a jock. he says fuck too much. my mom says i need to get bloodwork tomorrow. I HAVE TO PRACTICE SO THEY WILL LET ME IN COKE BUST!!! THE ONLY REASON THE STUPID DOCTOR WANTS MY FUCKING BLOOD IS BECAUSE IM NOT A GODDAMM BLOODMOUTH. I AM FUCKING FINE. i just talked to my mom and now its on thursday. this is good. i need to get a bass tomorrow so i can practice more legitlike. i still cant find my hat. that hat means so much to me. if you know the whereabouts of my hat please do not hesitate to call me at 301-221-2225. today i was in russian class and i drew a pentagram and wrote GOD SUCKS all biglike. walid was not amused at all. what a godfearer/lover. i am listening to pulling teeth right now. do you think i give a fuck? he said some shit at me about how he thought i was an open minded person. IM NOT OPEN MINDED. I ALREADY MADE UP MY MIND. if i am in coke bust then im going to be in a band with someone who is 15 years older than me. they could go to jail for taking me on tour probably. what are you so afraid of? mom and dad will never understand

TWO THOUSAND AND GREAT

NEVER BACK DOWN
NEVER GIVE IN
XXX
xVEGANx
GOD FREE YOUTH
DIY OR DIDIE
RESPECT THE SPACE

you dont belong

hello. how are you doing? i am doing fine. a lot of things have been happening to me. one thing that happened was that i cant find my hat. do you know what hat im talking about? it has my name on it. it is a red hat. i need my hat so bad. guess what? i might be in a band. guess what else? that band is coke bust. i am going to nicktapes house on wednesday to try out to be coke busts new bass player. coke bust is planning a full us tour with sick fix. if i am in coke bust i get to go on that tour. can you believe that? i feel like i shouldnt get my hopes up but it would be really fucking awsome to be able to tour. how low was going to do like a weekend but now we cant because we are not a band. coke bust is really good. if you think i am not going to wear my coke bust hoodie or shirt than you are very wrong. i might wear both to nicktapes house and totally fan out all the time and sing his lyrics at him or something. maybe at my first show. who knows? i left my lights on on my car and then the battery died. i had to push it back to my house all by myself because my parents werent answering their phone. i found my phone incase you were worried about me not having a phone. it was in toners car. toner made cookies. they tasted really good. the libyans are a good band. i bought their 7inch even though i am broke all of the time. other stuf happened to me. we went to college park again. it was the same shit but less fun. everyone in maryland is seriously so fucking stupid. the fact that these people got into maryland but some of my friends didnt is lame. i was going to apply there but now im not. fuck that shit. i would become so alienated if i lived there. i dont like drinking and i dont like hanging out with lame people. fuck that shit. i dont need to go to college maing. coke bust is about to go huge. i will get mad 7inch money even though i had nothing to do with it. tshirts and tapes mean i dont have to work. you think that with all my money i would be happy right? wrong. according to facebook NEW FACEBOOK WILL BE THE ONLY FACEBOOK. WHAT. THE. FUCK. new facebook is so lame. its different. i hate different things. why would they want to fuck shit up like that? they had a good thing going. i dont think ill ever understand.


TWO THOUSAND AND NATE


BLACK METAL FOREVER

i havent checked but i think its still raining

its been raining pretty decently since i woke up. i guess that isnt really saying that much. i woke up at 2:30. right now its 3:43.it seroiusly just keeps on raining. i dont care what the time on the blog thing says that is always so wrong.I dont know why i slept so late. i went to bed at like 5. who needs 9 and a half hours of sleep? you know what else is wrong about this blog? you know that poll thing? its like to the right of this. if you add up all the percents its alot more than 100%. i think i should write a letter to whoever is running blogs. yeah so im sure alot of you know this but the ergs are breaking up. i obviously knew a long time before because i am really good friends with them but it still is bumming me out. the first time i stage dove was to an ergs song. ahhh. i remember it like it was yesterday. they were playing with the queers and this band that sounded like nofx and also this band where the singer liked to laugh at his stupid unfunny jokes. garys brother was there. i saw garys brother yesterday. hopefully i will see the ergs 4 more times before they break up. 4 is a good number. they should seriously do it without jeff. jeff was the least cool of the ergs. joe erg was the coolest. mike erg was the second coolest. their roadie was the 3rd coolest. dude seriously. first northern lights falling breaks up and now the ergs. yeah so i did stuff yesterday. can you believe it. ambrose got home. its only been a week since ive seen him but it feels like so long. it seems like ive been going to school for a long time. i saw ambrose last thursday. yeah i totally did stuff i sware. i still dont know where my phone is. i was driving home and the gas was way at the low. if i ran out of gas i would have been so fucked. you know. because i dont even have a phone or anything. i hope someone has my phone. i just got a new phone. it takes soooooo long to get a fucking phone. i thought it would take like 2 seconds. i cant see why anyone would want to get a new phone because they are just like tired of their phone or some shit. yeah so yesterday i hung out with ambrose and pat and james and erik nillson and zach. i met a humyn named mellissa. she thought that meat is murder is the best smiths album. she is wrong. we went to college park. i didnt see my sister. i didnt see the serven twins. i didnt see anyone. its 4:20 right now. so what if it takes me a long time to write these things? its so rewarding. ive never felt more rewarded. IF I NEVER MAKE IT HOME TONGIHT THE STREETS HAVE SWALLOWED ME WHOLE

fuck life

so its the weekend right now. thats pretty cool. today i wrote this paper on this book i didnt read called "The Things They Carried". the book was badass enough to have haveheart write an album with a similar name and then have youth of togay make a 7inch with a similar name. i think i did pretty good. its about how people carry physical things and how they also carry emotional things. i am home by myself right now. i am trying to hang out so hard. today i walked around during lunch sooo much. i dont have any friends anymore. i dont think i am going to go to college. college is stupid. i am going to move. maybe ill move to dc. maybe ill move to silver spring. maybe i will never move to baltimore because everyone who lives there except mitch and probably a few other people suck. i have to weed some weeds. doesnt it suck to be me? i have texas veggie burgers and i know how to make seitan sandwitches. the black cat is obsolete. life is obsolete. you can watch all the south park episodes online. isnt that something? me and brady listened to eminem like 10 minutes ago. brady is white. i am white. eminem is white. we were just at sticky fingers. sticky fingers is really good but it is also really expensive and i dont have any money ever. except right now. my dad gave me 10 bucks. what a fellow. hes always looking out for me. i thuoght maybe brian lamb would be working and he would hook me up with some mad free food but he wasnt working. this guy said "hey cool shirt" and i said "thanks". i am wearing a minor threat shirt. the one with the guy who is mad at the world on it. saying stuff on youtube is getting less fun. its like ive run out of controversial things to say. right now i am just saying that soulja boy is the future of hip hop on actual rap videos. people get mad at that stuff. i searched jerbang on youtube. there is one video. it is some random kid. i dont know how he knows about jerbangs. i dont know him. its not funny. i would not recomend you watching it. i wouldnt recomend you watch anything. this world is your oyster. its never too late to go outside. do you think you are going to be sitting on your deathbed wishing i recomended more videos for me to have you watch? no. i had another birthday today. everyone in the entire world believed it. i am so fucking sneaky. this topped my birthday last week. my birthday last week topped all previous birthdays. i think next week i might just have a birthday everyday. everyone is dumb enough to believe that all those days are my birthday. some people are at critical mass right now. those people are stupid. you can ride your bike by yourself. who is trying to take away bikers rights? no one. its like people are just like blahblahblha i care about bikes balhablahblahblah. my mom bought me a new bike. it is safer than the other bike but it is still not a good bike. i dont wear my helmet. i also wear headphones. my ipod is breaking. if you want to donate a portable cd player or maybe a portable tape player to natemartens.blogspot.com then it would be greatly appriciated. i hate god so much. i cant find my phone. where the fuck is my phone

burnout

ambrose is coming home. i asked him if he was going to come back for the 27th. the ergs and government warning and sick fix and pulling teeth are playing. he said it wasnt going to be that good of a show. ambrose is already an old bitter expunk college student who liked to talk about how hard madball is or some other new york band.

fuck all you edgebreaking pieces of shit

facebook is down. i dont know what they expect me to do. i got prank phone called today. i dont know who it was from. it was the least funny thing that could ever happen. they asked me to make them a pie. i dont know what they though was funny about it. one time i was in russian class and a prank called a bunch of people/stores/army recruitment things. everyone thought it was so funny.i sware to god. i was so cool. i was like a king to all those kids. i could tell that they looked up to me. a lot of them even asked me for advice on what they should do with their lives. i also got prank texted. this one could have easily been an honest mistake. i dont care. dont call me no mo and dont text me no mo. my sister was recently sighted with this asain guy. this guy is so fucking lame. he wears stupid clothes and stupid glasses and doesnt even know how stupid they are. if you ever see an asain guy who looks like he could have been with my sister you have to fight him. blank stare is so good. so this one day daniel crown tells me that i have to go to this fucking pool party. then hes all like syke no pool party. what the fuck is that shit about. fuck you daniel crown. why dont you go wear an element shirt or something. sometimes i just dont know what to do. why did all you fruits vote for the smiths over cold world? cold world is so good. the smiths dont even have scratches in ANY SONGS. if i never make it home tonight the streets have swallowed me whole. FUCK VIRGINIA.(minus some people) ian knows hr from bad brains. isnt that something? im so sorry.

are you chinese or are you japanese?

today was a good day for america. one thing that i did today was only listen to crackrocksteady related shit. i learned how to play infested on my guitarbox and ive been playing it so much. its so much fun. what a great song. FAVORITE SONG 08! ive never wanted scabies more in my entire life. my mom asked me like 2 times in the past couple days if i need new shoes. my shoes have never been better. i think i might stock up though for the rest of my life. this post is off to a bad start. i had this dream that i had another hat. it was so nice. like a wigger hat. i thought about being a bro/hippie by the time that people come back from college but maybe i could be a wigger. the doctor said im not going to get any taller. they said since im vegan im going to have to get bloodwork. i shouldnt have to get blood work just because my stupid doctor is a stupid bloodmouth. she didnt even know what those dots on my arm were. shes a doctor. she should know these things. im eating so much fried bread i should probably stop. my fourth x could be my abstinance from gluten. my grandparents came by and stuff. i was the only person who was home. it was akward. i had to drop everything that i was doing because im really busy and stuff and listen to how boring their lives are. i sez to them i sez i dont ever wanna be like you i dont wanna do those things you do cuz i dont ever wanna i dont ever wanna be youuuuu dont wanna be just like you (just like you) this is the anthem throw all yr hands up etc etc. im wearing pants for the first time in a long time. i feel so oppressed and stuff. ive always wanted to wear a dress but ive never wanted people to think im weird. i think i will get over my fears and just do it sometime this year. i used patchouli soap. i rode my bike. i have an acoustic guitar. my blog is really getting popular. i was suprised to see a conversation started on one of the desks in my russian class about this very blog. isnt that ridiculous? i learned how to spell both ridiculous and tomorrow. you should be proud of me. people have only said nice things. i am so glad. i see what people are thinking. one time i was telling people about this one time when i sent stuff to garys house. i couldnt remember what i sent but it made the story alot worse. it was 5 child care kits. i sent them all to garys house. i dont know if he ever got them. i dont know if gary reads this. i hope tv john reads this. gary is in a new band with nicktape. i am curious as to whether they will sound good or bad. when i was in a band with gary it turned out pretty bad. he wanted the song to be like all feedback. this feels like it was so long ago. back when i was in that one band. you know. i feel bad for my little brother. when i was in 9th grade highschool was so amazing. there were so many people worth meeting. this ship is definetly sinking. i just woke up. i listned to embrace. embrace is so good. my birthday is this friday. i am pretty excited for that. when i woke up i thought i slept through the whole day like it was almost time for school. i dont like that. i dont like wasting a whole day being asleep. 54 of my friends changed their profile pictures. maybe i should too. i definelty want to fit in. for a long time my profile picture was this guy who worked on my house. he had short shorts and it looked like he shaved his legs pretty regularly. he also had a space jamz shirt on. now my profile picture is just me. its so trite. my mom likes to take alot of pictures of things that arent really that memorable. like she took alot of my sisters getting moved into college. who cares? i dont care now and i wont care then. she makes big deals out of the pictures too. shes all like "hey everyone get together for a million pictures" i guess i just dont understand. i will never understand. mom and dad will never understand. the teachers will never understand. my bosses will never understand.

SHOOT THE KIDS AT SCHOOL. TWO THOUSAND AND HATE

two thousand and hate

SO MUCH SHIT WENT DOWN! YOU DONT EVEN KNOW! today i made a seitan sandwitch. it was really good. i thought it wouldnt taste that good because i made it and it was my first time ever making seitan but it tasted good. i highly encourage all of you people to go out and make your own seitan sandwitches. all you need is boogdish. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovsp3926QXc what a great guy that boogdish is. this lame kid tom posted this picture of me watching his unlame band and boogdish came and he said "I KNOW WHO THAT IS AND THEY ARE A GOOD PERSON" thanks so much boogdish. you are a good person too. if you do not want to learn how to make seitan but instead would wish to learn about the cat dancer then watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khXmHu4QP9U my mom took me grocery shopping and she told me to grab a bunch of soy cheese. i did it but then when i went home WHAT THE FUCK DID I FIND?!?!?!? FUCKING CAIESIN!!!!!!! WHATS THE FUCKING POINT OF HAVING SOY CHEESE WITH FUCKING MILK IN IT!?!?!?! LACTOSE INTOLERANT PEOPLE ARE JUST PUSSIES AND NO ONE SHOULD ACCOMIDATE THEM! oh yeah. speaking of pussies no one has voted for 25 ta life, blood for blood, or cold world yet. if you arent going to vote for those bands you might as well be voting for matty pop chart or the weakerthans depending on whether you are sad or just stupid. has anyone seen that fugazi dvd? its so good. its called instrument. if anyone can burn me one i will give you a blank dvd and act all nice to you and shit too. i found my minor threat hoodie! can you believe that? now everyone will know i listen to minor threat as long as i am wearing that hoodie. david delarosa has a horrorpops patch. lololololololol. what a dumb band. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofjsRM4rUkA they remind me of no doubt. that is the best thing about them. i think those people dancing are actually in the band. why would you want a patch? andrew hammond had something in his profile all like "id like to thank daniel jubert for telling me that im not punk because im totally not and i should stop acting like it" i dont know if that was supposed to make me feel bad or some shit because it totally didnt. he talked about how hes going to take school all seriously and shit. what a fucking tool. do you think i got homework this weekend? YEAH I FUCKEN DID! do you think i did it? FUCK THAT SHIT TRUPUNX4LYFE@aol.com if you know what these lyrics are from then i will give you a handshake. "live my life on saturday and sunday, fuck homework and that test on monday" true genius(spelled wrong??!?!?) yeah so i watched this video on youtube and stza says that he broke his arm punching a cop. THAT IS SO HARD/FRAIL!!!!!!!!!! he is hard as shit for actually punching a cop and stuff and not being all talk but he is frail as shit for breaking his arm by punching someone. this kid ryan zellman had this to say about stza's new band star fucking hipsters "star fucking hipsters is beyond awful, rest of the show will be awesome" FUCK YOU RYAN YOUR BAND IS FUCKING HORRIBLE!!! YOUR BAND ISNT EVEN PLAYING ANY SHOWS BUT IF THEY WERE THEN YOUR BAND WOULD BE THE LOW POINT. I KNOW YOU WERE AT LEFTOVER CRACK SO WHY THE FUCK WOULDNT YOU LIKE THIS BAND?!?!? ITS THE SAME SHIT! YOU PROBABLY JUST DONT LIKE THAT THERE IS A GIRL IN THE BAND YOU IGNORANT PIECE OF SHIT! WHY DONT YOU TAKE THAT FUCKING ATTITUDE AND LEAVE IN IN VIRGINIA OR BE IN A BAND THAT THINKS THAT CALLING PEOPLE FAGS IS PUNK? THATS NOT FUCKING PUNK AT ALL. FUCK THAT SHIT. yeah. http://cgi.ebay.com/BLACK-FLAG-My-War-test-press-w-Raymon-Pettibon-art_W0QQitemZ320292865781QQihZ011QQcategoryZ306QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
gary should buy that for his next poor finnincial decision. then he could sell it to me later for like 50 bucks. i need money right now. coke bust is playing a show with the guilt at garys house. i havent seen coke bust in quite some time. it has been at least since may. one time i saw them three times in one week. isnt that ridiculous? what if i said isnt that ridic? would you still talk to me? one time i was watching drake and josh and drake and josh's mom said "whatup with that (something)" if you say whatup seriously to me in a conversation i will spit in your face. theres no reason to fucking shorten it by a letter. i wrote fucking more times and i took them out. andrew hammond says its immature. he still listens to mest. lila changed the mest wikipedia. shit is funny http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mest i was at 711 everyday of this weekend so far except for today. its only 2 so it is very possible that i go later tonight. everyday its been the same exact people minus/plus one or two. its like im living the same day over and over. theres no way out. government warning government fucking warning.

i will never feel at home in this broken calloused world

ok so today we had that show at Gary's with like 9 other bands and such.....pretty cool. anyways by the end of this you will learn why not to listen to Daniel Jubert. so pretty much we were opening and the show was suppose to start at 6 but i dont think we started till like 6:30 or even later. but being an opening band nobody liked us, im not gonna lie, that was the fakest energy ive ever felt from a crowd, oh yeah sure they "liked" us, BULL SHIT! seriously i felt so much hate from that crowd, i knew this would happen, none of our true fans stuck up and booggied off the songs, and i got a water bottle thrown at me! which brings me to do you still hate me....haha, pretty much theres a youtube battle on one of our songs "This song is my statement of life in this cold dying world" (my guitar only version), shit was said, a facebook group was made as a joke/hatred against me, and i listened to DEAD PREZ. when he said to call out that person and dedicate the song to him, and for that i got a water bottle thrown my way, it didnt hit me, so i cant complain, but yeah, let me just say, it sux playing for people like that. it makes me not wanna be in this band anymore. it was pretty much like playing for a bunch of jocks, a bunch of people who were pretty much laughing in our faces (as so i felt). i mean yeah it was nice to play for a different crowd other than our friends, and have other bands playing whose drummers werent Daniel, even though, Mest, Less than Jake, and Anti Flag had him as well, the majority of them didnt. but i think the crowd was more geared into the Straight Edge/Hardcore/Screamo stuff, which is cool and all, but seriously, hate that feeling of pretty much going up and performing knowing that nobody but your friends who dont even get that much into the music are there for you. i apprciate everyone that did come out for support, it really meant a lot, but maybe this show wasnt for us, it just seems like no matter how hard we'll try, our fanbase will never spread to new ears, it will continue to stay with our friends, and thats fine and everything, and i know its not about how many fans you have, but over this past year, trying to really start How Low for reals w/Trenton, and having such high hopes for it, i started to realize that we werent gonna make it very far. we were gonna be done right after high school, and our style of music wasnt reflecting at all what we had planned, finally taking a little control to steer us in a more jazz direction, it became to much punk, and we soon added more styles (ska, surf-punk, and even like punk rock'n'roll "My mom kicked me out of my house and i will never feel fully excepted anywhere in my entire miserable life"). but i mean in less than a week its gonna be the beggining of senoir year, this is when we should be most excited. demos, shows, trying to influenece other people. but im just not feeling it as much anymore, im not gonna lie, like Plan Nine USA was defiantly one of my biggest live/local influences that made me wanna rock, and everytime we play i never feel that same energy that they had, and it does sound kind of stupid. i think this summer ive really figured out what i wanna do with my life, i wanna play in a band, i mean i decided that like back in 9th or 10th grade, but this summer really defined my love for music. i really figured out what kinda band i wanna be in, and what type of person i wanna be, what kinda crowd im trying pick up (i know that sounds kinda wierd), and what message i want to send to the people. like it sound wierd but when im at a concert and i meet people there really cool and they DONT LISTEN TO JUDGE , i feel respected and i dig that, but G-burg as much as i love it in way, im hated, and since thats the school we go to and no one digs us but our friends, i cant go on like this. a more popular person writes an anit-racist song and there loved, i do the same and im pretty much stoned to death, Fuck them! i love music so much and thats all i wanna do with my life, i love the energy i get from it and everything about it, but i think i might have to take a leave of absence.....im sorry that this whole blog started about this concert, but ive been thinking about this for a couple of weeks, then all this shit went down, and i just feel done, my mind could change, but at this point i think HOW LOW has done its job as a decent millionth band, and i just cant find my place with it anymore....im sorry but someone has to lose in this game of life and tonight that someone is you. we went from boys to men living in siihhhiiiiiin. waiting for the world to end. im gona do my thing no doubt no matter what comes out of your mouth. real recognize real and its true. and i just cant recognize YOU.